/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2821 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

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>(+62,065)
It's only the middle of the fucking day, holy shit nigger.

It's just a flu bro

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Not so fast, Bogberg. America will save the day again.

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Michigan is reporting 1,719 new cases and 78 new deaths.
Quite a significant increase from yesterday.

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COOF COOF COOF

I CAN'T STOP COOFING

Keep it up, Corona-chan!

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HOW MUCH FUCKING GREENER CAN I GET

She love huge black cocks

m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=UGpOu8Du524

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3mGZWIfCfUM&feature=youtu.be

PS: THE ARGIE NIGGER IS A DOOMFAG THAT WON'T ACCEPT NOTHING BUT DOOMFAGGOTRY EVEN WHEN PRESENTED WITH PROOF OF HIS SHILLING

HIDROXY-CHAN AND DIDIER RAOULT WILL SAVE US!!!!

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Cure bros, assemble!

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Im not infected

Someone infect me so I can get cured and become immune

Is ted cruz infected?

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top kek
his two braincells trying to do math

Why is there a smiling face on the name?

They'll change the world together

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>251444783
>251444896
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>251445009
>251445098
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TRUMP JUST ANNOUNCED DMT LEGALIZATION!
ALSO, NEURAL IMAGING TO MAP OUT DMT HYPERSPACE AND THE FORMATION OF THE HYPERSPACE FORCE TO INVADE AND CONQUER THE DMT REALM, WHICH WILL BECOME AN AMERICAN TERRITORY.

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We're going to build a wall and Michigan is going to pay for it
You can have Toledo back though.

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>Died: 46,152 (+3,850) ► (Reset: -07:04:10)

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>I WANT MY PPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>Now look at 'em ching-chongs, that's the way you do it
>Buy out all the masks to send to PRC
>That ain't working, that's the way you do it
>Coofing for nothing, kill the chinks for free

>We gotta install crematory ovens
>Coofed up pizza deliveries
>We gotta move these, these ventilators
>We can't let people coof on TV

>I shouldn't learn to do CPR
>I should have learned to wear all PPE
>Look at that grandma, she's seizuring all over, maaaaaaan

>Now what's that, Wuhanian noises?
>You're shooting up those chinks just like you're Xi JinPing
>That ain't working, that's the way you do it
>Coofing for nothing, bury chinks for free

>I WANT MY
>I WANT MY
>I WANT MY PPE

>I WANT MY
>I WANT MY
>I WANT MY PPE

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He was close, but you took it from him.

Today, I will show those immunevirgins

I want to return to comfy /cvg/

this coofing/infection nonsense is very annoying

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Reply to infected anons

Here comes the vaccine user!
Hold your breath!

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If not infected, then you can only get it by replying TO infected people.

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Im immune dw

COOF

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Function of testing
But fuck

Nice

coof coof coof
blughhh achoo ahhhkk
Don't mind me, I just have a cold, guys.

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txdshs.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/ed483ecd702b4298ab01e8b9cafc8b83
Check out the tab for demographic data

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Fuck you. I'm immune.

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coof coof motherfucker

I don't know
Definitely cracked me up haha

W-what the fuck happened

Nope. He's on FULL RAGE.

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bruh

Am I cured?

>251445329
Roualt or however you spell it turned out to be a hack. I am sorry you placed all your expectations on him. I will report on the real treatment when it's actually discovered.

"It's da Gigachád. He is ontercepting le communicationne. Send André to shoot him with la onions gun."

@251445463
Then imagine what normies are thinking right now

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Dunno how much?

fag

From who?

0: You die of Organ Failure
1: You die of a Heart Attack induced by cornona
2: You die of Pneumonia
3: You die in a car crash as you get carried to a hospital
4: You survive thanks to your prepping
5: You survive by leeching of a good friend, he genuinly doesnt mind
6: You survive by sheer luck, you find a garage full of WW2 MREs and Guns
7: You survive for 2 months only to trip over and hit your head
8: You survive for 6 months alone, then you join a group of 10
9: You get dabbed on by the first prepper who thinks you are a looter

11: You find a cute girl while you bug in, if your ID is yellow she had a dick
22: You are the danger, you join a group of looters, if your ID is red you become their leader
33: You wake up in a hospital 2 months later, you fuck your best friends wife and shave your head
44: You get mauled by Mr. Pibbles
55: You dont leave your basement for 3 years, it was really a nothing burger. If your ID is blue you only ate deenz
66: You are the chosen one, supercarrier and immune
77: SPECIAL stats all maxed out
88: Dirlewanger leads you into the new world, if your ID is grey you get the MG42
99: You survive by being a male prostitute, if your ID is pink you like it
00: It is really a nothing burger

Trips: The entire thread is immune
Quads: The entire thread gets put on a cruise ship heading towards china

Those numbers are scary.

>france did not even release infection number today

We china'ing thi boys.

probably tests have arrived to places without them

No it's not.

Welcome to the immune chads group

I WANT TO COOF

join the herd and there will be an end to this horror

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youtu.be/5pIMD1enwd4

Rolling to stop being a coofer

nothing burger roll

Rolling

>1 archduke assassinated
>Austro-Hungary on the brink of war with Serbia
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
Stop shilling this bullshit already, this faggot little incident won't cause a world war

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good
machine-elfniggers have taunted us for too long

I hope all the netherlands die.

Yes, you are now immune.

I mean, seriously I spent 2 minutes of my (currently very handover)life, trying to figure out why it didn't add up. Fuck this fucking boomer shit for brains.

He is the infection

GIVE ME THE LAUGHTER EMOJI CURE OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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Imagine actually believing in propaganda

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GAS GAS GAS

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Aw that's lame

how infected am i yet?

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 207,481 (4,608) Italy 110,574 (13,155) Spain 102,136 (9,053) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 76,544 (858) France 56,989 (4,032) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,137 (461) Turkey 15,679 (277) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Austria 10,663 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 9,489 (108) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 5,923 (206) Israel 5,591 (25) Sweden 4,947 (239) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,828 (44) Czech Republic 3,508 (39) Ireland 3,447 (85) Denmark 3,107 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Ecuador 2,748 (93) Romania 2,460 (92) Poland 2,420 (36) Luxembourg 2,319 (29) Philippines 2,311 (96) Japan 2,178 (57) Pakistan 2,118 (27) India 1,834 (45) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (50) South Africa 1,380 (5) Peru 1,323 (30) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57) Iceland 1,220 (2) Mexico 1,215 (29)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +18,951 (+555) Italy +4,782 (+727) Spain +6,213 (+589) China +36 (+7) Germany +4,736 (+83) France +4,861 (+509) Iran +2,988 (+138) United Kingdom +4,324 (+563) Switzerland +532 (+28) Turkey +2,148 (+63) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +483 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Canada +877 (+7) Portugal +808 (+27) Brazil +206 (+5) Israel +233 (+5) Sweden +512 (+59) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +187 (+5) Czech Republic +200 (+8) Ireland +212 (+14) Denmark +247 (+14) Chile +293 (+4) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Ecuador +446 (+14) Romania +215 (+10) Poland +109 (+3) Luxembourg +141 (+6) Philippines +227 (+8) Pakistan +180 (+1) India +437 (+10) Thailand +120 (+2) Saudi Arabia +157 (+6) Indonesia +149 (+21) Greece +101 (+1) Dominican Republic +175 (+6) Mexico +121 (+1) Colombia +159 (+1) Serbia +160 (+5) Argentina (+1) Algeria +131 (+14) United Arab Emirates +150 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ofc it is

You are now an emoji fag

I hope he survives and declares war on china.

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Is the dark blue line confirmed deaths or a projection? Why has it broken the 10,000 deaths line?

Is this the USA karma coming back to bite its ass?

Cured

why make up lies? like you wake up just to lie on the internet?

GUNS GUNS GUNS

About as much as me

In Spain and China, yes

TAKE ME AWAY CORONA CHAN I WANT TO DIE

Using quick reply

Ecuador is ded
F
mobile.twitter.com/hotpinkchihuah1/status/1245239780176056320

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>4
>1
Anyone...
*coof coof*
anyone has seen
*coof coof coof*
Anyone has seen Gary?
I want to
*coof*
I want to coof on him

Is there a way of cleaning 3m N95s? Hospitals reuse them with hydrogen peroxide vapor, but for a regular user like me what alternatives do I have?

Your time is up, Bog. I've already backtraced you.

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When you respond to greens, you take some of their infection on you, by giving them the (you).

>release the hanta mutation to human-to-human transmission

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*COOF* NOPE

roll

Suck me in.

you fucking burgers fucked up your only chance is what yah did

Roll

Haha no

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leave it under the sun for a few days

Give me your green powers

We all do, my fren

I've heard the cure is to post 'FUCK NIGGERS'

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nothingburger fags mass suicide

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While I appreciate that the Jew helps accelerate things, on other hand I cannot help, but notice their enormous greed, it's worth a death penalty.

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Then so be it. I embrace my role as the Nurgle.

You are still doing this april fools thing?

coof coof ironic cooof

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IDK I fucking hope not
How many days have we been stuck without writefag? 4 days? 5 days?

Also we were similarily green when I responded to you, but now I'm less because you responded to me. Makes sense?

Rollin for 11

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Lol argie op practicing safe quoting

rolero

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are you ready for a cashless society?
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70 Degrees for 30 min

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Rollan Mcdonald

based

nope

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Based mexibro

someone said put it in the oven

Yas Forums GREEN VIRUS IS SPREADING

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Pathetic.

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Yikes bro

Where's the ICU I had to pay for all my life?

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>911 thousand infections

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COOF IT

among other things he like to use the highest available ESTIMATE and compare it to confirmed data

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*coof* im here Jenkins *cooms*
im, im sorry *wheeze* but i was unable to activate the Halo Arrays to pre*HACK* pre-vent the spread of the parasite

need more videos of the yellow devil spreadin the love

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nigger

coof coof

This is how testing is done boyss

Actually I think that's just the extra line pushing the borders apart. Try posting without a reply.

90+% of people dying are what, over 70 years old?.

Why don't we just isolate the old people at home and everyone else can, you know, keep society going like normal?

Wouldn't that work?

Yep. I'm almost cured. Now testing if the less green can take the green back by the same means.

I am coofing so hard I glow worse than cia niggers.

cruz 2020

Ecuador really is the next Wuhan. I can imagine this being burgerland next.

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