HEALTH CHECK #2

0: You die of Organ Failure
1: You die of a Heart Attack induced by cornona
2: You die of Pneumonia
3: You die in a car crash as you get carried to a hospital
4: You survive thanks to your prepping
5: You survive by leeching of a good friend, he genuinly doesnt mind
6: You survive by sheer luck, you find a garage full of WW2 MREs and Guns
7: You survive for 2 months only to trip over and hit your head
8: You survive for 6 months alone, then you join a group of 10
9: You get dabbed on by the first prepper who thinks you are a looter

11: You find a cute girl while you bug in, if your ID is yellow she had a dick
22: You are the danger, you join a group of looters, if your ID is red you become their leader
33: You wake up in a hospital 2 months later, you fuck your best friends wife and shave your head
44: You get mauled by Mr. Pibbles
55: You dont leave your basement for 3 years, it was really a nothing burger. If your ID is blue you only ate deenz
66: You are the chosen one, supercarrier and immune
77: SPECIAL stats all maxed out
88: Dirlewanger leads you into the new world, if your ID is grey you get the MG42
99: You survive by being a male prostitute, if your ID is pink you like it
00: It is really a nothing burger

Trips: The entire thread is immune
Quads: The entire thread gets put on a cruise ship heading towards china

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>Quads: The entire thread gets put on a cruise ship heading towards china

>Trips: The entire thread is immune

gib death pls

coofing

(SO CLOSE)

roll

time to die

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Roll a*COOF*gain

Roll

I am immune

*coof*

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It's just a flu, bro.

Mein gott, I’m finally going home

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IM FINE THANKS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuckers

TEAM MINI WINS!
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK TEAM CREAM
FUCK TEAM PEANUT BUTTER
AND ESPECIALLY FUCK TEAM PEEP!!!

coofroll

rliinnng

can i die from getting suffocated by corona titties

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R O L L
O
L
L

>Dirlewanger leads you into the new world
fucking based

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ebola chan is flat!
FLAT!
all hail big tiddy plague

And crown thy good
With brotherhood
From sea
To shining sea

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seethe

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Does that count as blue?

Rollerino

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Roll

all polish people

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checked and coofed

Coof

A most fitting end

Fuck
Happening over, boys

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Rolling

Roll4health

Do I have the virus?

If doubles then no.

plz help me I'm coofing

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BUT IM A GOD AMONG YOU SHITPOSTERS
WHAT DO I GET FROM THIS ?

I sit on my toilet paper throne.

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I WANNA LIVE!

I LUV U CORONACHAN WHY DID U LEAVE ME?

Give me the news G*rm

>88: Dirlewanger leads you into the new world, if your ID is grey you get the MG42
Ewwww, fuck Dirlewankers. Let's see what I get.

>IMMUNEEEEEEEEE

Rollin for trips

kom så fissemor, ruller for superspreder

Bless me with the future kek!

I'm immune nigger bring it.

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Nevermind.

im ready to die

give it to me straight doc, am i fucked?

Yup, that's about right!

check

c-coof?

check 'em

coof

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I'll do last three digits in pushups to reverse my curse

it's too late

>tfw when the roll is accurate - I'm an Amerifat who fucked off because Trump was obviously going to fuck everything.

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