PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NORTH DAKOTA IS A DISASTER EDITION /ptg/

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lel trumo what are you doing, north dakota has one of the lowest infection counts, one of the lowest per capita, and is likely to remain that way the whole duration of this

MAGA

REAL NUMBER OF DEATHS CAUSED BY COVID-19: 0

THAT'S RIGHT: ZERO DEATHS!

youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

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But they are white people.

checked and MAGA and danke

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If this is a war against the chankoronavirus, then Democrats impeaching at the critical period for containment qualify while telling people to hug chinks as providing aid and comfort to the enemy. Treason is a capital crime.

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I bet Chinese spies are spreading it right now.

Devastating reminder to drumpfkins: drumpf is letting in 85000 H1B workers during a pandemic.

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Take your meds

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ZionDon at it again

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is the gem bujides?

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MAGA

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Does not the governor of the State have to ask for this declaration?

About to be one right here.
>i hope "deaths" get b& for no reason

Uh guys I feel even weirder what's happening to me?

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MIGA

That's the wet dream for democrats.

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>remote voting
>in November
Haha, faggot.

Yes. The governor requests, and then the President makes the declaration.

I thought I was gonna die, it just turned out to be allergies.

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This will incite the civil war.

AHAHAHAHAHA
ALREADY PLAYING THE BLAME GAME
RETARDS CAN’T OWN UP TO THEIR FAILURE

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North Dakota is best Dakota.
Most of the people here even think the virus is bullshit, but as long as the liquor stores stay open we are fine.

>this gal hasn't shut down her Dakota

We'll find out soon if women truly were a mistake

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Sink the Chink.

Yeah, we were talking about Russia and "China" was never formally accused of any of the limitless crimes it is very, really guilty of. Genociding Tibet and their own freaking people. What is it with communist countries? It's like if you are kosher with mass-slaughtering your own people you get a pass even when you start systematically exterminating those who aren't.

Glad awooing is still allowed with all of these states shut down.

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Lol. I literally just had a discussion about this yesterday. Conflating the "state" with the "nation" is a very American and modern thing. It is entirely possible to separate them and was the common mode of thought for almost everyone throughout history. The identity deprived liberal urbanite can't comprehend belonging to anything other than a meaningless state.

>seeks to blame
wtf kind of wording is that, nobody needs to "seek" out the ability to blame china, you just blame china because it's legitimately their fault

My dad works at an hospital. He comes home today at 2pm telling me he had barely an hour of work in his day because all training, meetings, paperwork, non life treatening procedures etc had been canceled to prepare for an onslaught of coronachan but nothing yet. Is this all a hoax?

Did we ever get a final result from Iowa?

Everyone will ignore this because the truth is much harder than our current reality.

Voting trump is a mental illness at this point

an omoshiroi awoo you have there

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Suit up, missie!

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I think a bunch of glowniggers coofed on you.

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PLAGUE SPREADER

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>already
Fuck off with your faggot pre-emptive narrative control you fucking soulless boot-licker.

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Show me 1 (one) death allegedly caused by coronavirus where the corpse was autopsied and all organs examined. I'll wait.

It's to help shale oil drillers stay afloat until prices rebound.

You now realize who Dutch was modeled after.

Help

>North Dakota is best Dakota

Bismarck is definitely a comfier capitol city than Pierre, that's for fucking sure

agreed, people keep forgetting how the american people have MORE rights than the govt since the people passed down their power to the govt so, ultimately the one who can pass the power always has more power than the govt.

It's just a lack of knowledge on constitution which leads to that inseperation.

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seriously, it's just allergies

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People's lives are being devastated. It's stops being a hoax when that happens.

NAZI RACIST PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

>THEIR FAILURE
Fuck chinks and kikes

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>{You)ing (you)rself because no one else gives a fuck

>literally starting a war during a pandemic

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oh fug

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>allowed
AWOO

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Does shitting on the streets make you immune? Because if so, I’m taking a dump in my alley and not thinking twice.

>People's lives are being devastated
Because of media hype and government overreach.

Well no shit, Mahkuh. Dumbass.

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The AWOOVEMENT is secure!

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In a beautiful turn of events, more funs end up in the hands of Americans than ever before due to retarded gun grabbing leftists wanting to take guns away. It's almost as if it has backfired and blown the whole muffler off.

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I'm not playing your schizo games, I'm just imploring you to take your meds.

Do or don't I don't care, but I'm sure your family is worried about your nuttjob nigger-tier thoughts at this point

>It's almost as if it has backfired and blown the whole muffler off.

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>there are multiple anons ITT right now who have recovered
My theory is that you just keep posting and recover by pushing it past its' limit.

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I think it stems from complete ignorance of any civics, and a basic lack of understanding about the world outside of twitter or wherever the fuck people are currently self-lobotomizing online. I had to go on LinkedIn a few weeks ago and literally got nauseous from the "feed".

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>251444706
it's because when we're dealing with an internal crisis our capability to handle external problems is reduced. it's something to be concerned about

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kek not really although cow dung is a disinfectant so make of that information what you will.

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>mfw can't afford a fancy yellow hazard suit on a wolfgirl's salary

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COME AT ME YOU FUCKIN CORONI

>vagoos can catch the coof
>vagoof

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>starting a war
Will it last as long as WWIII in January?

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wonder if there's reinfection

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*cough*

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meant for

Hory shit you are become chinChan incorporate!

>paying during a happening.

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BASED PROFESSOR!

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Lol, he doesn't remotely say that. Fucking shitty clickbait

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>251445115
Vagoos Quoof

If you think Yas Forums is cancerous and bad for mental health then I'd avoid social media. I went there once. I had the same reaction. Overall, i think there are many factors, but the largest is a lack of community and family. With no personal ties your only obligations are to the states.

Lie
you were issued several in December
AWOO

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Nigger that has to do with the current oil situation with the Sauds and Russia. They want the crisis over.

Now they’re saying places with almost no Chinese people, now they’re affected? This smells fake as shit.

USE A SCARF!

Break the glass ceiling.

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Crimes go unpunished as long as good men do nothing.

tfw immune to 4chanflu

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>le quoef

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who got it

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Actually, to be fair, the people I see being ruined by this are all too often in bed with shit hole regimes and shit hole people, anyways. Still, I know one or two people who were just trying to earn a living and worked in the system they were given. Honestly this bill of divorce with China and now Mexico (tourism=dead) is actually a good and healthy thing. Fucking industries around that are pure fucking cancer. The problem is most Western countries don't even have a military-industrial complex anymore to kind of pivot around, which is part of the reason President Trump can really hammer at them sometimes economically when he wants. They need Ameribux badly for their economies. I'm fine with that so long as it's actually in line freedom.

Like last time? Oh wait that never happened

About half way in that breaks down into really blue pilled shit. All politics is identity politics.

Snoopy fuck off. go to bed. or something. it's enough

Love yourself, your family, your nation, and your people.

Played an April fools prank on my on and off again gf saying I had to go get tested because possible exposure at work. She acted like she didn’t care but then started freaking out bad thinking about if her 2 year old might get it from me. I played it maybe a little too long before finally telling her April Fools. She told me to fuck off and leave her the fuck alone. That was yesterday. What should my next move be?

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I got infected and went full biohazard in under an hour then started going down and went immune in under an hour. I think the more you shitpost the faster it changes.

you've played with force you can't possible control

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Powerful

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DEPORT THEM ALL

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Go to /gif/ and become a coomer. It's all that is left for you.

wedgie

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Best move: Find a woman who is not a single mom, marry her, and make white babies who are your babies.

Where is this "science and atheism" meme coming from?

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That twitter screen grab sure is a lot of proof

>Actually, to be fair, the people I see being ruined by this are all too often in bed with shit hole regimes and shit hole people, anyways.
And that's a good thing. Those that most thoroughly embrace globalism are probably not your friend. The countries that did were most definitely relying on American defense.

OH SHIT

this is a move for disaster bucks.
anytime a state declares a major disaster it open the uncle sam's vault door
remember ohio and all their guesstimation cases?

is that the price for the 1mil pills israel sent us?

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Checked

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Fake news. She has a white husband and a hapa baby. She was panic-buying/hoarding for her family and did not say that she was trying to deprive Americahs of masks.

>shitposting is the cure

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gas Gas GAS

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>they now want Trump to be a dictator and just do whatever he wants with ultimate authority and zero repercussions

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Yup, and should be fought at every step by anyone who isn't insane.

Atleast we have future wars to look forward too

fuck you you have coronavirus

If any of those things are worth loving, then the Creator who made is too, I think.

>>this gal hasn't shut down her Dakota

most stunning Governor in US History

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