Genuine question, how does one get infected?

Genuine question, how does one get infected?

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NOOO im infected why me?!!!

Having an IQ over 130

it's based on how many posts you make. also, the less you post, the quicker you recover

yup, this is political.

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been posting all day
>no symptoms
>no coof
>no fucked up 'anonymous'
I guess I'm immune

haha

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test

Replying to green posters.

By being asian

>no fucked up 'anonymous'
>Ano̵͞ny͡ḿoưs

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I recovered overnight, I had a bad *coof* but i'm healed now.

I don't think I have it

not yet

haha yeah im immune too *coof*

(By being an idiot. You guys are 1st world countries. Pathetic)

NO NO I'M IMMUNE
I'VE BEEN POSTING ALL DAY AND NOTHING HAPPENED
HOW HOW HOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS TO ME

AYY COOF IM IMMUNE COOF

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Just try to infect me. Just try.

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Take the bbc

probably random just to fuck with people

Post one more time.

Well it turns out I'm hyper immune to this. Got tested and I had it last month. Had night sweats for a few days and that was it. They need to speed up the testing to find out who else is immune or has gotten over it. They can use our plasma to treat others. The fact this has been around now for a couple months and there are people walking around like me should tell you something. Things dont add up here. I'm more concerned about the mutated forms. I wonder if I'll be more resistant to those. Nobody seems to know

been posting all day been coofed on by plenty of people, but im still fine

Must be the anglo genetics, only shitskins and g*rmcucks can get infected

>how does one get infected?
Being Italian is a good start

I'm guessing replying to an infected

I'm trying and i cant

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Who was patient user zero

i am dying of coof pls help

hi please respond to me. coof all over me. please.

I want the green name because I'm 40% irish.

Do I have aids yet?

N

You are going to get aids user

immune gang

idk, posted once a couple of hours ago. Returned like 5 hours later and now im fully infected

It's random.

oke

im immune

Can't touch me

Be a fag is the first step.

I used to be much sicker.

You're already pozzed

>how does one get infected?
1. pull back the protective skin from your peepee 2. pay a girl to touch it

Oh shit

i think it came from /asp/ right at midnight

hug an asian

nigger

Based fellow Italian

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Dunno

Begging and pleading like a true Murican. Have a (you)

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No, it came from two year old post on /po/.

coof

I just have a cold lel

leaf’s are immune?

Just post some random shit.
Stop posting and you will be cured

Nope

coof on me brother.

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hmm?

Immune

This

OH NO NO NO NO

Wonder if I am infected yet?

Happens to the best of us

gay sex

I got infected cause i called a guy "cuck"

niggers

Link to the post/thread? If that was your only other post today it could give us a clue to how infection starts.

Nuke the green cunts

Kek has infected those on this site and he has proclaimed through glorious digits that all infected will die within 36 hours. Praise kek he has come to lead his tad/pol/s home.