/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2820 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

Are we on track for another death record?

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Cooof coof

There's no one left alive in China.

Poo poo pee pee niggas be like: poopoopeepee

I will be one of the few anons who will survive all this.

(coof fags don't touch me im just here to help)

>(you)s cure the virus
(you)s cure the virus
>(you)s cure the virus
(you)s cure the virus
>(you)s cure the virus
(you)s cure the virus
>(you)s cure the virus
(you)s cure the virus.

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slatestarcodex.com/2020/03/27/coronalinks-3-27-20/
overcomingbias.com/2020/03/variolation-may-cut-covid19-deaths-3-30x.html

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The Epstein cover up really got out of hand, didn't it?

PANIC

THE INFECTION RISES

>In Mexico, residents threaten to burn Morelos hospital if Covid-19 patients are treated.
mexiconewsdaily.com/news/coronavirus/residents-threaten-to-burn-hospital-if-covid-19-patients-treated/
youtube.com/watch?v=g2r7B8D5PpI

>The coronavirus crisis in Mexico could be the same as in New York
>Unfortunately the Mexican country has fewer resources than the United States
>According to information from The Washington Post, there is growing uncertainty as to why Mexico has so few cases compared to the United States, since its residents, crossings and economy are intertwined.

>Compared to the United States, Mexico is considered to have pursued not only slow but unorthodox strategies, where authorities believe they will be able to adjust their response to this pandemic at any time.

>However, analysts pointed out for The Washington Post, that Mexico could have a crisis caused by this virus like Italy and New York, but with the big difference that they have fewer medical resources.

>According to the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, this country has half the hospital beds per capita than the United States and a quarter of nurses.
sandiegored.com/es/noticias/183056/La-crisis-por-el-coronavirus-en-Mexico-podria-ser-igual-que-en-New-York

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INFECTED user STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

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Wtf, where's my green?

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chillin until the 1 million confirmed memes

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Go on, try to infect me.
(you can't)

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I can't wait.

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How to get infected?

I'm blessing this thread with herd immunity

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Based & Checked

>there is growing uncertainty as to why Mexico has so few cases compared to the United States,
Lack of testing.

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What's this?

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REMINDER TO MULTIPLY ALL ITALY DEATHS BY AT LEAST 4

ALL COUNTRIES UNDER REPORTING DEATHS

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TEDROZ TOLD ME
YES HE TOLD ME
CHINA IS CONTAINED
THEY'RE GOOD AT THESE THINGS
AND NUMBERS ARE DWINDLING
AND JOBS ARE BACK ON THEIR FEET

NOW I CAN'T GET OUT OF MY LITTLE HOUSE
TO RECOVER MY BIKE
ALL BUSINESS CLOSED
AND FIAT CASH IS NOT WORTHWHILE

SPAIN IS ALRIGHT, 'MURICA ALL RIGHT
THEY JUST BREATHE A LITTLE WEIRD
SURRENDER
SURRENDER
AND DON'T LET YOUR HOUSE AWAY
AYYY
AYYYYYYYY
AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY

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PRESS C TO COOF

This lad is immune, if you die you get banned btw

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Hello

i don't think herd immunity works that way, user

How are you going to celebrate the 1 millionth infection?

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Stark warning to all humans reading this: this deadly disease can transmit from goy to human!

Coof

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RrraAa
Rrraaa
RRAAACHUUUU

Any news from the Houston USA user who got sent to the stadium?

Her thighs neet some extra meat, drawanon

Coof

COof

tokyoreporter.com/japan/dozens-of-persons-in-shinjukus-sex-industry-infected-with-coronavirus/

THIS KILLS THE COOMERS

it was good to know you user

I think I am coming down with something...

less deaths than yesterday. boring.

How will her milkers look when's she's preggo?

Now that's an amusing April 1st event.

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Coof

>Infected fags SEETHING because they are starting to become glowniggers

Enjoy your temp ban retards lmao

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whats going on in this thread?

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Care to elaborate?

This girl coofed on me now I don't feel to well bois.

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>mfw immune
/cvg/ btfo for ever

you all gonna die

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I'm coming to Mexico bro, going straight through if you don't mind, maybe stop in mexico city again, heading to alajuela. Fuck the United States I've had enough of this jew and shit skin filled shit hole.

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I know about the ban, but it looks like I've beaten it. I was all green with the biogazard like an hour ago

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>In Mexico, residents threaten to burn Morelos hospital if Covid-19 patients are treated.
if you put us at a slight chance of risk, we'll put ourselves at a major chance of risk
Real big brains in mehico

Very VERY huge

>getting banned on mobile
Lmao k

Big black coronavirus
OP status: niggerfaggot
Sage

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Still waiting to turn green

Death to America!
Death to Israel!
Death to England!
Curse upon jews!
Victory to Corona-chan!

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BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
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>BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER GIUSEPPE CONTE EXTENDS LOCKDOWN UNTIL APRIL 13
>ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER GIUSEPPE CONTE EXTENDS LOCKDOWN UNTIL APRIL 13
ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER GIUSEPPE CONTE EXTENDS LOCKDOWN UNTIL APRIL 13
>ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER GIUSEPPE CONTE EXTENDS LOCKDOWN UNTIL APRIL 13

EASTER DAY IS GOING TO SAVE US BROS

JESUS WILL DEFEAT CORONA CHAN

I-i don't feel so well guys.

messy hair

p l e a s e
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We're on track for another record mong

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coof cooof *coof* cooof*

Allahu Akbar!

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 205,438 (4,528) Italy 110,574 (13,155) Spain 102,136 (9,053) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 76,544 (858) France 56,989 (4,032) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,137 (461) Turkey 15,679 (277) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Austria 10,663 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 9,489 (108) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 5,923 (206) Israel 5,591 (25) Sweden 4,947 (239) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,828 (44) Czech Republic 3,508 (39) Ireland 3,447 (85) Denmark 3,092 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Ecuador 2,748 (93) Romania 2,460 (86) Poland 2,420 (36) Luxembourg 2,319 (29) Philippines 2,311 (96) Japan 2,178 (57) Pakistan 2,118 (27) India 1,834 (45) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (50) South Africa 1,380 (5) Peru 1,323 (30) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57) Iceland 1,220 (2) Mexico 1,215 (29)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +16,908 (+475) Italy +4,782 (+727) Spain +6,213 (+589) China +36 (+7) Germany +4,736 (+83) France +4,861 (+509) Iran +2,988 (+138) United Kingdom +4,324 (+563) Switzerland +532 (+28) Turkey +2,148 (+63) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +483 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Canada +877 (+7) Portugal +808 (+27) Brazil +206 (+5) Israel +233 (+5) Sweden +512 (+59) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +187 (+5) Czech Republic +200 (+8) Ireland +212 (+14) Denmark +232 (+14) Chile +293 (+4) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Ecuador +446 (+14) Romania +215 (+4) Poland +109 (+3) Luxembourg +141 (+6) Philippines +227 (+8) Pakistan +180 (+1) India +437 (+10) Thailand +120 (+2) Saudi Arabia +157 (+6) Indonesia +149 (+21) Greece +101 (+1) Dominican Republic +175 (+6) Mexico +121 (+1) Colombia +159 (+1) Serbia +160 (+5) Argentina (+1) Algeria +131 (+14) Estonia +34 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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recoveries? do you stop beeing green?

Stop counting deaths for this day, start for next day.

As a Floridanon, Aqua's face sums up mine perfectly.

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Cured

Is panic buying still going on?
I haven't left my house in over a month

The fact that NYC is getting fucked delights me

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>tfw too based to get infected

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coof coof i think i have a cold guys

I thought a saint would, in the past the catholic church has destroyed all sorts of shit using saints.

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Holy fuck we are NOT slowing down

STAY AWAY FROM ME!
You get the laughing emoji right next to your name.

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LOL imagine listening to that cuck of a governor you think literally ANY nigger is going to? why are you?

(HEARD IF YOU PUT WORDS IN PARENTHESIS YOUR SAVE.)

EVERYONE COOF ON THE ARGYNIGGER WE HAVE TO GET HIM INFECTED!

Discussion of politics, news, current events

>BEING INFECTED RIGHT NOW

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>tfw the Yas Forums april fools flu is more dangerous than the coronavirus
lmao

oh i guess i survived

Where were you when Ben Shapiro made a very good point while citing the jewish religion?

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Casi

>Protective gear in national stockpile is nearly depleted, DHS officials say

>Two DHS officials said that the stores kept in the Department of Health and Human Service’s Strategic National Stockpile are nearly gone, despite assurances from the White House that there is availability.
>“The stockpile was designed to respond to handful of cities. It was never built or designed to fight a 50-state pandemic,” said a DHS official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the official was not authorized to speak publicly about the stockpile. “This is not only a U.S. government problem. The supply chain for PPE worldwide has broken down, and there is a lot of price gouging happening.”
>Hospitals and states face a real risk of running out of supplies, one of the officials said. “If you can’t protect the people taking care of us, it gets ugly.”
>Governors have been pleading with federal authorities to ship more equipment and protective gear. Distribution of the supplies has happened unevenly, with some states saying they’ve received a fraction of the supplies they desperately need and some cities having received no assistance from their state governments.

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hmmmmmm

Am I still alive?

good

Remember RACISTS, she's BUILT FOR BBC. She's a QUEEN OF SPADES. You CAN'T HAVE HER!

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>Complete global saturation
>Thousands dead every day
>Billions on lock down
>Great depression imminent

>Stopped caring
It doesn't even feel like a happening anymore. I miss the early days when it was just in China.

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Threadly reminder that it causes brain damage
>Threadly reminder that it causes brain damage
Threadly reminder that it causes brain damage

pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187
>As the number of patients with COVID-19 increases worldwide, clinicians and radiologists should be watching for this presentation among patients presenting with COVID-19 and altered mental status.

It causes intercranial bleeding, destroys the blood-brain barrier and causes brain damage. Many could have it since doctors aren't doing CT or MRI scans of patient's brains

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How do we deal with China, after this is all over?

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Low IQ take

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at last I truly see

F

Will he survive?

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Now that Trump announced plans to transition and begin HRT at midnight tonight, does that mean we're about to have our first female president?

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How come presidents and PMs are buying chinese tests, from the communist dictatorship that helped to spread the virus because of their neglect if not foul play? Has the world gone insane? Are those people buying the tests the CCP's puppets putting money in their pockets?

The chinese communists sneezed on your face, and you pay them so they can test if the saliva they spread all over you is infected. This is a level of weakness and doormatness beyond belief. How fucking cucked can the West get?

He's still a faggot.

Congrats

COOF COOF COOF COOF

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not how it works nigger

Low effort bait

Same.

twitter.com/phdparody/status/1245325289296666626?s=21

fuck chinks

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udate on NYC lockdown? is it happening?

Legit question - Did this hit the US a while back already? I remember everyone in my town getting sick as fuck for like 12 days a few months ago. Fevers, coughing, etc. I personally coughed up this chunky greyish looking stuff a lot.

Why are infected allowed to roam around normal threads?
Mods should isolate them in a quarantine board.

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You're ded

Yep. They do. But only for the receiver of (you), the giver of it gets some of it.
My question: how can one see their "green" status?

mainstream media in NL reporting china underreported their numbers.

HAPPENING

better being infected than using that normalfag emoji.

They're the only ones selling. Everyone else has imposed export restrictions. Either you get Chinese gear or you get Corona-chan in your lungs

fuck that, i want my first trap president

asd

when will we respond with nukes?

is funny how world leaders like to use easter as a deadline...
CHARIOTS OF FIRE INCOMING!?

i think im gonna learn spanish

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COOF COOF

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Look at the fella

where iz da broof :-DDD

Does that mean that we will get a zombie outbreak or something?

>chunky greyish shit
Gross