Green thread

Please I think I'm immune. I need to get sick

Another one hits the dust

Checking in

>lick lick lick
>Cooooffff

*coof coof*

get the fuck out of here, no clean anons allowed

free infection thread user here, i have had the most people coof on me

i am the superior here

>coofffs in you

no need for that
coof coof

coof on me!

Coof

Poz my neg hole

Gay

recovered
reeeeeeeee

coof

Cured hahaha

Ahem.tink think tink

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I WANT TO BE INSIDE OF YOU AAAAAAAAAAAA

*coof coof*
*SNEEZE*

I love you green boys

Testing

HERD IMMUNITY

coof coof

Nothing burger.,

RISE UP MY GREEN BROTHERS! SPREAD THE GLORY OF CORONA CHAN'S EVER GROWING BUST!

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Im doing fine bro, however, I started to notice that there are less and less infected posters throughout the imageboard posting.

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signing in

keep your coofs to yourselves digusting lepers

>coofers wish they could return to pure status
FREDLY REMINDER REINFECTION IS A THING

i'm doing the thing

COOF COOF ACHOO
my bad user

*coofs*

I had a biohazard symbol this morning now im rapidly recovering. My immune system is stronger than you aidsridden faggot niggers

Fuck you I do what i want

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Badge of shame = badge of honor

WHY DO I HAVE AN IMOGEE I HAD A BIOHAZARD SYMBOL LAST NIGHT BROS

VACCINATE

fuck you nigger

haha im immune

I'll save you

*Coof coof*

Pleeeeeaaase Coronachan Infect me with your Hugh Mungus Horse Cock
Ill drink all your Juices pleeeaase infect meeeee

Coofaggery and coofers will live for eternity, coofity coof coof coof

based and bioterrorism pilled

You recovered. Im almost there just got a stuffy nose now

How do I acquire emojis?

Die plaguescum

Immune chads get the fuck in here

>memeflaggot

eat poop

>Cured
you just going to get infected again, you never let it run its course. Using the vpn trick doesn't cure you.

coofer begone

Ok do I get something

Checked and coofed

Hnnng give me the poz load

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You have to die

I belong here desu

there seems to be some controversy over my superiority

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you wish coofer

useless comment

What my biohazard emoji went away nooooo

fuck off

I was told having a hippie flag would prevent me from being sick I was just memeing Bros I had full green I want to go back

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Aghhhhhhhh I’m cooooooofing

*coof COOF COOF*
*spit*
Cutie user

Hello OP

I WANT TO JOIN GREEN GANG

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orwa-a-a-a
COOF COOF
COOF COOF
COOF COOF

i'll save you

coofed on your balls

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OK just arrived from work
What is this green theme that only some posts have, I know April 1st but what does it mean

fuck yeah, my time to shine baby

Am I immune?

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What is my badge?

Your healing

Here ya go kid

Don't even know what I am anymore.

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>coof

bye

bye bye

It ain't easy being green

XD

*coof coof*

COOF

Anons, how sick am I? I’m pretty fuckin green

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give me a hug coofers

frick am i green yet

Pretty pozzed ngl

This is dumb no one is talking anymore just jerking it to this stupid shit. Good job jews, no one here is an adult anymore.

Oh no bro
Unfortunately since you have no badge we will have to kick you out of the club, keep strong and remember to get coofed on.

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*sneeze *

frick i see my name going all zalgo

Go fuhk yaself

Only weak get infected.

Infect me more

coof on me user

Jealous much?

Immune gang best gang master gang

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>Anonymous
COOOOOOOOOF ACHOOOOOOO

disrespecting OP faggot

coof on me bros

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I'm coofin

Fuck off

you must be new here here

coof gang in the building - whole lotta coof shit

biohazard reporting in

Only fugly hapas will survive

Coof

How does this work? I think it’s pretty cool that they added this.

/comfy/ time

Comin thru

*coof coof*

>COOOOOOOOOOOOF

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(it was too late for me, it's not too late for you all)

why are you green?
you wrote coof? thats why?

this

You might be coofers but I will still embrace you as brothers for I am the immortal Immunochad. Take my hand and I will lead you towards the light.

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I love how I'm completely safe from this shit

>he isn't enjoying april coofs day

COOF

what the fuck is even happening here I leave for two days and this shit happens

Poz me more

*COOOOF*
*coof coof*

How do I get the green

This only faggots, trannies, and cucks get infected.

thanks frend

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Am I still alive???

April Fools gimmick newfag

Get fucked infected faggot!

Now Coofcels have an excuse for why they can't get Stacies

Have some *sneeze * batsoup cough..

*coof* still a paki tho *coof*

me too

Poz me daddy

fuck whoever infected me ;^( i thought i was special

you're turning green retard

Wait... no... user, I....

Coofy theead

Am I pozzed yet?

I have discovered that only raging homos that like uncensored gay porn get green. the greener the faggier. notice how I'm clean

Immune gang is the living representation of a mutt. Boring, no culture, identity and no roots whatsoever. I'll rather be an emojihomo than be the basic bitch that the immunefag is.

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*coof coof*

*COOF COOF*
*spit*

oh yeah its April fools day! Genuinely forgot what day it was

Reeeeeeeee no fun allowed

COOF

I feel goo-

And me a you and wait an hour

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*coof*

COOOOF

hello my fellow pure coofing aryans

Infected people are gay confirmed

Gimme dat coof

Love you too faglord

Is there rules or is it just tou get it random

> send ma a you...

It's fine anons you can coof all you want I am immortal.

better an alive paki than a dead nigger (aka you)

coof try agian

I'MMMM COOOFINGGGG

ROLLING FOR TRIPS TO CURE

Infect me pls

awsome

Come here user
*COOF COOF*

hello friends

What up

Biohaza?

How can I get the rona

coof try reply to me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I want a biohazard badge. Gibs.

Nibba

hello, is t- COOF COOF is this the BASED thread?

Welcome to the club user uwu

Gib

Ouch that was cloooose

cmon fucker

Coof coof coof coof

>is there rules
You'll have to be a Chad, or a homo (although if you're a homo you will later devolve into a crying emoji)

BASADO
*coof* *coof*

I tried. Coof for last try.

Based

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pls giv virus

Hey, infect me with the Chink-Flu

>coof

Can't stop, wont stop!

You can't fight my dragon power!

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Touché an I must admit it has been a rare treat to meet an actually clean paki *coof coof*

God bless you

N I G G E R

F

Let me *sneeze*

Gay

Coof is a hoax by the jews

coof coof :)

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*licks you*

paki paki poo face

We see who the friends and foes are. Kill a commie for Christ and sage anons.

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Just put any character on name section while posting and you won’t get the coof effect

niggers tongue my anus

Big black coronavirus thread
Sage

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I feel fine

>coof

Can I get qrd on this. I've been offline the last couple days

First post today. Do I have the gift?

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Posting in a based thread

I'm gonna COOOOOOOOOF

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coof

AM I SAFE NOW?

NURGLE PLEASE BLESS ME

...

help

NO U

Get fucked

Pozzed

Soon desu

Coof

testin with blank

Give me the sick

*COOF coof coof*
Corona-chan loves you, user!

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what's this infected shit? fucking faggots

*coof* *coof* guys I don't feel so good. Send me your thoughts and prayers and maybe I'll get better

Based

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coof

prepare to get pozzed *coof *coof*

I had the badge last night, I guess my sleep cured me a little. Let's fix that boys.

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tfw cuny id

I wanna be green

*COOOOF*
*SNEEZE*

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I am losing my beautiful green why has corona chan forsaken me?

coofnigger seethe cope based cuck cringe

Heal me of my affliction Saint dupleman of our Lady RNG

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(no)

(fake and gay)

cough cough cough
dude weed lmao

Ebin

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Your flag is green Islam bro

We can all be greenfrens together user, here have a coof

*coof*

Get fucked bio fags

haha text box go green hahaha