Immunochad mega thread

Well I'm back, and better than ever. Got a knack for making things better. Face facts, cause your opinion don't matter. No bat soup for me, I only eat beef steak.

COOF

I don't wanna die

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Coof

means you had the virus and are now immune

COOF

I don't feel so good lads...

Oh God damnit. I'm going into quarantine.

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Im cured, praise the lord

COOF

I think there is something wrong with me

YUP im feelin fine

Now a coof chad.

COOF COOF COOF COOF

Reportin in

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user it's too late for you. I'm sorry

IM COOOOOOFING

Let me hold you.. oh wait..

Immune? More like COOF PROOF AMIRITE GUIS??!!

nah im green because i smoked weed. im not sick its just allergies

immunechad reportin

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FUCK YOU, COOF SOEMWHERE ELSE

does anybody know if there's a cure for this

i am so tired of this colour

C O O F

Would be funny if some anons were permabanned if they didn’t recover

jews

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this is so stupid

I SWEAR IM FINE DISREGARD GREEN

Thanks for the gigachad immunity, guess the herd method works

YES YOU BE AMERICAN

Coof coof coof

WHAT DOES NOT KILL ME, MAKES ME STRONGER

Checked

But you are sick and I caught it from you in the last thread.

i havent coofed yet...

No

>1st world countries
>get infected

Kek, what your excuse?

test

Yes

am I sick?

I’m fine I just smoked a little weed that’s why I’m green

No Coofs now. Only dreams

Am I infected

Yup, that’s why you have a biohazard symbol now.

Oh shit coof coof

Leafs can’t get infected

idk man you're lookin a little sick

i have nothing

Here

VIRUSES HATE HIM! Become immune to deadly diseases with this O͟N͟E͟S͟I͟M͟P͟L͟E͟T͟R͟I͟C͟K͟

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>(ALL YOUR POSTS MUST BE COVERED IN PARANTHESES TO AVOID INFECTION)
(ALL YOUR POSTS MUST BE COVERED IN PARANTHESES TO AVOID INFECTION)
>(ALL YOUR POSTS MUST BE COVERED IN PARANTHESES TO AVOID INFECTION)
(ALL YOUR POSTS MUST BE COVERED IN PARANTHESES TO AVOID INFECTION)
>(ALL YOUR POSTS MUST BE COVERED IN PARANTHESES TO AVOID INFECTION)
(ALL YOUR POSTS MUST BE COVERED IN PARANTHESES TO AVOID INFECTION)
>(ALL YOUR POSTS MUST BE COVERED IN PARANTHESES TO AVOID INFECTION)
(ALL YOUR POSTS MUST BE COVERED IN PARANTHESES TO AVOID INFECTION)
>(ALL YOUR POSTS MUST BE COVERED IN PARANTHESES TO AVOID INFECTION)
(ALL YOUR POSTS MUST BE COVERED IN PARANTHESES TO AVOID INFECTION)
>(ALL YOUR POSTS MUST BE COVERED IN PARANTHESES TO AVOID INFECTION)
(ALL YOUR POSTS MUST BE COVERED IN PARANTHESES TO AVOID INFECTION)

(it was too late for me, it's not too late for all of you)

Rekt

my 4chanimmune system: robust

(i feel fine still)

Feels good

Present

>user took the bait

based

i feel gr8 m8

Coof

Infected Posters Unite!!!!

checking

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you look safe so I'm going to thank you for those classic jugs.

I'm immune guys let m- aaggghh... oh... *coof* *coof* I'm coofing... I'm coofing AAAAAAGHHHHHH

If u get infected do you stay infected or is it different every thread?

:laughing:

I WANT TO BE SICK AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAA

Reporting

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Need coofs

spread it to Jerusalem

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COOF

you aren't sick, leaf... yet

Get coofed

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*COOOOOOOOOOO9OOOOOOOOOF* AHHHHHHHHH IM GUNNA *COOOOOOOOOOOOF*

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wtf is this gay emoji meme?

BLECHHHH

It's just a fever

*shits your thread*

NIGGER

No one can stop me AHhAHAhAhahAHA

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come at me niggas

CHECKED AND COOFED

Adios

NO COOF CAN INFECT ME HAHAHAH

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>tfw too redpilled to get the wuflu
I wonder if green texting spreads it, like a big green glob of mucus

I have severe ImmuneChad envy desu

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Noice jugs somewhere in here

imagine catching the virus

Give me the plague so I can infect people bad goy.

same

SHIT

how would you like some bat soup, OP?

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/immunepilled/