/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2819 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

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Socialized healthcare cucked out to US healthcare. US low death rate to high infection rate proves that hospitals as businesses work. They have the best treatment in the world because they need to make money with good physicians and best technologies. Corona Chan might leave you broke if you don’t have insurance but at least you’re alive.

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I DON'T WANNA BE COOFING ANYMORE I JUST WANNA BE FREE

AND I WANT MY FUCKING BOSS TO LET ME HAVE A DAY OFF

What is this green shit? Are they infected?

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Can Corona-chan exceed 4500+ today?

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Probably tomorrow

>like 12 more hours to go of this green infected shit

AAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE Yas Forums NORMAL AGAIN FUCK APRIL FOOLS YOU NORMIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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glownigger

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Apparently the virus can also spread from mom to baby during pregnancy. Wonder if it can also spread through sexual contact.
elmundo.es/ciencia-y-salud/salud/2020/04/01/5e84794afdddff60308b4592.html

BONGS WTF
Explain yourselves.

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Nahuatl

No, I feel fine.

How much longer does he have, anons?

coof

>251436730
>251437147
>251437259

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Kill all negros
𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸. 𓂸

I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND NOT A SINGLE WORD OF THAR NIGERIAN JOURNALIST

CURE BOYS, ITS PVP TIME. ANY GREEN POSTER IS A CHINK SHILL

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Added a divider to separate coronavirus from the other pathetic diseases

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I have come to pooost in this thread.

Who here day 30+ of self isolation?

OH GOD I WANT S AND L CORONA-CHAN TO BE INSIDE ME.

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HOW GREEN WAS MY THREAD

...

Japanese, it lets you watch hentai/anime without any sub and feel awesome to speak.

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The US can only deliver like 600 new deaths at most. Gonna be close.

VOLCANOCHAN HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

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I’m sure some may be immune.

I miss my glow, what can I do.

Take your medicine, schizos.

Well I am coming down with something?

+505 deaths in France

SHIT FUCK HANG ON I KNOW THE CODE PHRASE
UHHHHH 1899 TINEMIN? SHIT WAIT NONON-

lol no
not our fault some people are selfish spastics

Is anyone else here excited for ole Tedros to get the Liveleak treatment?

Test

shan't reply to a glownigger

The second horseman approaches

>USA crosses 200k
>No celebration
I'm disgusted

How to get emoji ?

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There is nothing you can do

Better version

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This is the only correct answer.

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get infected \\\\\\\\\\\

Is that a happening or a nothing burger? I haven't seen anyone talk about it outside of CVG.

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Going on 40.

I really don’t understand how you jerkdicks can circlejerk around a virus. You sick sons of bitches celebrate gloom for gods sake. Between the trap threads and this I don’t know what to think about you fruity bastards. Oh god.

*COOF*

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You must be reborn

Either of the followng: C#, Javascript, or Go.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 205,036 (4,516) Italy 110,574 (13,155) Spain 102,136 (9,053) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 76,544 (858) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,137 (461) Turkey 15,679 (277) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Austria 10,663 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 9,489 (108) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 5,923 (206) Israel 5,591 (25) Sweden 4,947 (239) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,828 (44) Czech Republic 3,508 (39) Ireland 3,447 (85) Denmark 3,092 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Ecuador 2,748 (93) Romania 2,460 (86) Poland 2,420 (36) Luxembourg 2,319 (29) Philippines 2,311 (96) Japan 2,178 (57) Pakistan 2,118 (27) India 1,834 (45) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (50) South Africa 1,380 (5) Peru 1,323 (30) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57) Iceland 1,220 (2) Mexico 1,215 (29)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +16,506 (+463) Italy +4,782 (+727) Spain +6,213 (+589) China +36 (+7) Germany +4,736 (+83) Iran +2,988 (+138) United Kingdom +4,324 (+563) Switzerland +532 (+28) Turkey +2,148 (+63) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +483 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Canada +877 (+7) Portugal +808 (+27) Brazil +206 (+5) Israel +233 (+5) Sweden +512 (+59) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +187 (+5) Czech Republic +200 (+8) Ireland +212 (+14) Denmark +232 (+14) Chile +293 (+4) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Ecuador +446 (+14) Romania +215 (+4) Poland +109 (+3) Luxembourg +141 (+6) Philippines +227 (+8) Pakistan +180 (+1) India +437 (+10) Thailand +120 (+2) Saudi Arabia +157 (+6) Indonesia +149 (+21) Greece +101 (+1) Dominican Republic +175 (+6) Mexico +121 (+1) Serbia +160 (+5) Argentina (+1) Algeria +131 (+14) Estonia +34 (+1) Morocco +25 (+1) Armenia +39 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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I'll gladly trade positions

Good Eesti.

Shit, is this still going? Well at least I'm still not infected yet.

Coof coof

I will talk about Japanese politics for your boredom.
Episodes about the incompetence of Japanese politicians are endless,
One of them is called "5.8 billion yen hotel".

This "Oji Arcadia Resort Hotel" built in Okayama Prefecture,
It was to be made for tourists.
The construction cost is "5.8 billion yen".
However, the financing of the operating company deteriorated during construction and the interior work was suspended,
In the end, it was abandoned without ever opening.
In other words, they created "5.8 billion yen of ruins" using national taxes.
Can you believe it?

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Are we gonna make it bros?

I'd assume it's a nothingburger, unless an earthquake happens near Yellowstone.

Nothingburger. Schizo freaks.
This april fools flu is more serious than your faggot little virus.

BASED REPORTER.
GO OFF, MAKE THEM LOOK STUPID.

Great an even slower happening

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>learn japanese for anime
Shitposting aside, I'm not learning any language with lolograms. What's the point if you can't write it, and you're never going to live in japan anyway?

Bros I don't want to be cured, I want to keep my glow

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On day 1874

all infected niggers must die

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Blocks your path!

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D-did corona chan just mutated into zombies?

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POZ ME UP CORONACHAN

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Frick

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I'm going to be teaching remotely and of course my shit uni picked the malware that is zoom. Fuck.

We're gonna hit 100k deaths by the end of next week, aren't we?

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For some anons it's coping with the encroaching fear of death and doom, for others it's nostalgia for the good old ebola chan days.

Me? Well, some men just want to watch the world coof.

and i thought britan and the us was incompetent with taxpayer dollars

>200k Americans infected
I hope all mutts die.

I think I feel a cough coming on...

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THE SLANTY EYED FUCKS ARE DISGUSTING PLAGUE RIDDEN, DOG EATING PARASITES AND SHOULD DIE.
HOW MANY MORE CHINKY DISEASES SHOULD WE GET?
WHAT THE CHINKS HAVE DONE IS AN ACT OF WAR.

GAS THE CHINKS RACE WAR NOW

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Yes, posting on Yas Forums makes you immune due to your superior brain power

If you want to save your country you will have to abandon anime and porn, are you aware of that?

how many krauts went to israel?

coof

HERD IMMUNE

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45,000 is such a small number, barely fills a nfl stadium. Out of the whole world's 7 billion. A virus that is out there for months only killed 45,000 80 year olds close to death.
Face it schizos, you lost this one.

I am looking for a cure?!
thanks cvg bros

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perhaps, fren

Not gonna lie, if I wasn't worried about the health of my parents, I'd love this. All the bullshit of consumer society quarantined.

Was your government actually lying about infected numbers because of the olympics?

1 M SOON
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wew lads

WHO just got accused of bootlicking China.
youtube.com/watch?v=zB3TVBmgUYc

Built for BWC

Whats wrong with Zoom?
Havent used it yet because my teachers either use google hangout or Twitch

Seeing as politicians seems to be the same type of retards and scumfucks consistently on every part of the 1st world...
Yes, I would find it hard to believe shit like that DIDN'T happen
Hows Japan doing? Coverup?

Imagine being so careless, that you can't even stay uninfected on an image board.

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Lmao

Here you go fren

Hope some fellow deep green coofers bless me with more of it too

Sounds slightly serious...

>You sick sons of bitches celebrate gloom for gods sake
How's that a bad thing, exactly?

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Why am I so fucking green

Japan is a highly incompetent country and without the anime culture you would be just another South Korea that no one cares about.

(laughing girls)

Is it safe to come out yet?

*coof coof*

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>still haven’t been infected yet
Nothingburger confirmed

Retard.
They have to embrace it even more
Fuck normals

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Now that I think of it, this would explain the phenomenon of people dropping suddenly

I'll coof on you for $5.

$5 Coors! Get 'em while they're hot!

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Bro just get fired like me

immune bros gotta look out for one another

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I've was self-isolating long before Coronachan even arrived.

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*COOOOOOOF*

Didnt some murican user two threads ago also mentioned that the animals at yellowstone were mass immigrating for some reason? (That an that some german politician heroed and that africa just went quiet)

oh wow who wouldve thought
Increase that number by another 500k at the very least.

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infection time buddy

imagine not being immune right now LMAO get ready to be green & get purged weakling
i bet you don't even know the secret of recovery

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can you get rid of katakana please?

Coofs*

imagine that

WW3 AGAINST CHINA SOON , I PREDICTED THIS

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Damn getting better
Biohazard gone

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They're banning anyone who says china lied

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What about cured bros?

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Thanks user, we're both gonna make it then :)

Japanese

Yea, if this doesn't do something like trigger the San Andreas fault line then it's a nothing burger.
user do you really think you are going to travel in this shit? Just learn a language that help watch stuff, you will not grow bored with learning Japanese. You will get bored learning spanish, german, french etc because there is no enjoyable media by these languages they are boring as shit.

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>World War
World vs China more like

>grandmother’s called in coughing a whole bunch
Sheeeeeeiiiit

Infection rate is probably related to post count like that other user said a few threads back.

That suit won't help you friend, better start spreading the strain or mommy coronachan will be ashamed of you

You’re still pretty green tho

Not just a flu

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Damnit leaf, you have forced me to check those.

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cured bros are the real immune bros
people who haven't gotten it yet just haven't posted in earnest yet.

Too slow.

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Ass to mouth is confirmed

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Tedros sounds unwell. I'm a little worried desu.

F

How ironic that a gay poster cant be infected by corona chan. Anyone else notice this too?

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How old is she?

Don't forget that the pacific plate that the PNW sits on occasionally shits itself, drops the entire area 8 meters, and causes a fuckhuge tsunami in Japan.

An user is infected and dying and you're laughing, you're laughing

I AM BORED HERE ARE SOME DEAD CHINKS
STARTING WITH A CVG CLASSIC

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why recover, when I don't let myself get infected in the first place?
@251438946
shooo

cured bros aren't pure

I'm for it if they take out Israel first.

Traitors get the bullet first.

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We tried to warn you bongs
You didnt listen

No shit...

Hello

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How's the civil unrest situation in Italy?

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Trump just announced DMT legalization and plans to use neural imaging to map out DMT hyperspace. Trump also announced the formation of the Hyperspace Force to conquer the DMT realm and claim it as an American territory.

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Bless you fren