Race for a Cure

Just worship nurgle faggot, it's a nothing burger

Is it possible that that's the final stage? Maybe you worsened while you slept and ended up at this new stage.

Also when I did come back I was still heavy green, no biohazard, quickly went to light green border, then to no green but corrupted name, and finally to this. All while shitposting for maybe half an hour.

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No it didn’t worsen, see my elaboration.

test

Give me your magic healing blood.

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testing

No way.

Curious. It's possible that it's entirely time based, then, and once you reach one end of the spectrum you go back.

Did you have the emoji when you came back in addition to the green border?

No, the emoji came when all name corruption disappeared

COOF

We don't need magic healing blood, we need science. That is how we'll find our cure.

>antibodies aren’t science

No cure, only death.

Very interesting. Do you know around when were you infected? My infection started a few hours ago.

They are, but the innate french desire to consume magic blood is not.

I was one of the first. Was here for the initial freakout if seeing green. Got y (you)s quick but nit sure how quick, not sure how long I slept either.

Can't get it if you call out the jew

of* my* not*

I wish, naming jews is like half the reason I'm here

That checks out. I recovered while naming them and calling out q.

And how long ago did you start improving?

No user, you are the jews

I’m a neet. I don’t really pay attention to time. I’d guess an hour and a half ago.

Fuck kikes merchants jews trannies israel synagogue of satan

I don't think it worked.

actually maybe 4 hours ago

Good to know fren. Maybe we'll all make it after all.

making a jannie laugh is the cure

>Hurr durr Russian man bad!

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You are already infected with a pretty serious case, you need to get more specific. Try calling out 9/11, the USS Liberty or the holohoax

You mean I was the rabbi all along?

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I just like the funni maymay

bruh

Bitch we'll consume anything. We're the chinks of Europe. During the Franco-Prussian war, parisians ate the fucking zoo.

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Very nice oldfag meme reference

Jannies are gay tho

I'd rather be a greenboi

It's just going to go away at midnight anyways you dumb faggot

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cure plz

I'm pretty sure these infections are a judgement from God. Too many people here have been bashing "christfags" and shilling paganism and now we are getting our comeuppance. I've seen some posters report being cured after reading the Bible and praying.

god bless you sir......coof, coof

One day we'll find a cure for frenchness, user, but today we fight the virus.

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Are you insinuating that this bread stands unfilled?

I'mma coof on you bruh

How about baneposting? Baneposting is next to godliness

Absolutely top talmudic

Considering that the board has been overrun with /cvg/ coomers, I'd almost believe it if mods weren't so gay.

>1 Bless the Lord, O my soul: and all that is within me, bless his holy name.
>2 Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits:
>3 Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;
Psalm 103:1-3

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what tha fuck is this
im gone for a day and you faggots turn into virtual chyna

im not coofing anymore am I?

Coof

*coof coof*
oh crap

I'm sorry, brother

I fear my time is nearing its end. CHANGE DA WORLD MY FELLOW ANONS

Just cured my coof. I have the cure. Who wants it?

I dont wanna be sick
Coof

You're in grave danger user! You should self-isolate, wouldn't want to catch the virus from us coofers.

test

What have you got?

I dont have long for this world user
Cure me

oh shit user no nooo
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im feeelin hungry for some batsoup

>self isolating is the cure
I'd rather just coof on everyone.

How can anti-bodies be transmitted? Hint: FREEBLEED

Nah I'm good senpai, based and immune pilled

You still have time, we'll find a cure

meeee

What is a man but a sad pile of lies

There's some meat in that pile too.

beginning to think that it's a timer that starts after you first post, but is randomly affected. so, some people start showing symptoms after their first post, at differing rates(?), and the disease will get worse and then get better.

It's random

oh, I seem to be getting better? interesting development.

Idk user. I was posting at 2am and I was fine, woke up and I was biohazard
Now I'm light green, I dont wanna coof anymore

How do I get infected?

Race for the
Big black coronavirus
Sage

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I have been posting all day and I don't have it yet. I am immune.

gotta snog me innit

You already are, the cure is fapping to this picture

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All disease faggots will perish

oh fuck

(Isn't wearing protection the cure)

There is no cure, but death

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