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First for are Mozza
youtube.com
>Getting coronavirus might not mean long-term immunity warns epidemic expert
mirror.co.uk
>muh immunity
Coof on mozza
GP here, AMA (I just want the green plague)
Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Corona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Corona
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo.
M M M My CoronaCome a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Corona.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Corona
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo.
M M M My Corona
M M M My CoronaWhen you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Corona
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Corona?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo.
M M M My Corona
M M M My Corona
M M M My Corona
M M M My Corona
So I can produce pieces from my oppressive garret. It's the reason for my striving.
cooofff
don't reply to green bastids
simple as
>had over that ventilator
this is shirley who fills up the vending machine at your local ennaychess
shirley is a key worker so if she get's sick she'll be taking your grandad's ventilator
giver her a round of applause!
Remember to hug an African migrant today.
Outraged
what is this? a list of the deceased or something
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fuckin pisstake that is
Shirley actually has a chance of surviving rather than prolonging of suffering unlike your grandad
dont like it buy bupa
>Shiteshart
has eddie lost his mind ?
I stole and I lied and why? Because you asked me to
How many diseased dicks do you have to touch daily?
I was full on pozzed yesterday but now my infection is clearing up lads.
Shyness is nice, and
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to
:(
>tfw coofer
I've been out all day. What green posters?
As opposed to when he was intelligent and stable? Daft cunts still streaming his lock screen...
NHS admin here, I do absolutely nothing all day, don't see a sick person from one year to the next. I get access to a special shop with toilet rolls and pasta at discount prices, I can walk about as I please, I get huge discounts everywhere and you all have to applaud me, and now I even get your nan's ventilator in the unlikely event I get the coof. Welcome to the New Therapeutic State.
recovered gang
look around you lad. i've lasted all day by not replying to any green wogs
>'You're wrong if you think it's not going to affect you': Intensive care consultant reveals her unit is full of 20 to 40 year olds battling coronavirus as she warns 'everybody is at risk'
dailymail.co.uk
GMEX?
Great concert, wish my bro took me.
Consider yourself Coofed! Jus in time for your saturday night takeaway
I think I have ever only touched one diseased (infected) dick in my career (genital warts) - with gloves on obviously.
I've passed catheters in patients with paraphimosis during my hospital rotations, usually as a result of a retard nurse failing to replace foreskins when cleaning/etc. Technically the dick is "diseased" but I think not in the way you mean
oi you can't talk to me like that
I'm hard
i'm unironically seething
Too long life span was a mistake.
Can't work to live, want pension- die faggot!
Also, coronachan will make us less fertile (impotent) and that's a good thing! Less people, less overlords and landlords, more animals, back to hunting and fishing
Can't wait lads!
u wot
does coronavirus compel you to get pissed up
is that a symptom
how many bumholes have you probed?
When will we be surviving in the woods lads?
IS there any geographical stats on the flu? I wonder how it compares to arcgis.com
LOL, alright Daisyfag
>back to hunting and fishing
good luck doing that when you have pulmonary fibrosis and heart damage.
Noice!
I hope, I wish.jpg
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>251433904
Too many to count. I would say at least 60% are for prostate though
I shall remain pure.. Which is ironic, as I got herpes by barebacking a pro.
>tfw not infected by 4chin virus
coof
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Yeah alright, comfy tea with the wood burner going.
>251434376
>>back to hunting and fishing
>good luck doing that when you have pulmonary fibrosis and heart damage
Bit sad Desu, I'm hoping to be of an immune herd part
>Cats and ferrets CAN be infected with coronavirus but it is hard for dogs to catch the disease, scientists discovers
dailymail.co.uk
animals need to be purged now.
The NHS cult is becoming insufferable.
Na, different geezer.
>wls.org.uk
there is no immunity. this virus has ADE. we're never getting a vaccine because of this.
>Researchers in China deliberately infected animals with coronavirus in the lab
Yeah, just like real life.
got a problem bruv?
Not sure if I should go jogging or walk to the garage to buy some cigarettes.
ARRR NHS NEEDS AND EXTRA FIVE BILLION A YEAR TO GO STRAIGHT INTO THE ADMINISTRATION
>ib you get delibbery you wash you hands you make a wirus go avay
I ain't being funny lads and I'm not saying the guy doesn't know what he's talking about but is this really the best that news west can do? I mean the west country is mostly just old people. I can barely understand this guy.
Well spotted! The future is bright with people like you on our side.
My sister's baby had her neck broken during a forceps birth, then they turned around and said "it must have been a development issue" despite it kicking up a storm that morning.
jog to the garage to buy cigarettes? win win
not letting my ferrets get the chink flu fuck that
go to the shop to buy cigarettes
it's protective against corona
>cigarettes
There's no evidence for smoking causing coofs.
best to kill and cremate them now. we're fucked if the virus starts jumping between animals and humans at a high rate. antigenic shift is going to make the virus even deadlier.
Were there any consequences to that? Legal proceedings brought? Guessing the little baby didn’t make it
My mate had a ferret; one day it got lost at the airport lol
just kys
'ate you fuckin faggit