HEALTH CHECK

0: You die of Organ Failure
1: You die of a Heart Attack induced by cornona
2: You die of Pneumonia
3: You die in a car crash as you get carried to a hospital
4: You survive thanks to your prepping
5: You survive by leeching of a good friend, he genuinly doesnt mind
6: You survive by sheer luck, you find a garage full of WW2 MREs and Guns
7: You survive for 2 months only to trip over and hit your head
8: You survive for 6 months alone, then you join a group of 10
9: You get dabbed on by the first prepper who thinks you are a looter

11: You find a cute girl while you bug in, if your ID is yellow she had a dick
22: You are the danger, you join a group of looters, if your ID is red you become their leader
33: You wake up in a hospital 2 months later, you fuck your best friends wife and shave your head
44: You get mauled by Mr. Pibbles
55: You dont leave your basement for 3 years, it was really a nothing burger. If your ID is blue you only ate deenz
66: You are the chosen one, supercarrier and immune
77: SPECIAL stats all maxed out
88: Dirlewanger leads you into the new world, if your ID is grey you get the MG42
99: You survive by being a male prostitute, if your ID is pink you like it
00: It is really a nothing burger

Trips: The entire thread is immune
Quads: The entire thread gets put on a cruise ship heading towards china

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Gay thread

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im going for inmunity

>6: You survive by sheer luck, you find a garage full of WW2 MREs and Gun
I m ok with this

OP is a huge Fag

ok

Thank you OP for trying to give us fun, have a (you). Jesus loves you all repent or perish

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fag

fuck it lets rolll

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Let me see...

oh no fuck pneumonia

roll and coof

CHECK ME

Roll them beautiful nigger numbers

LETS GOOOOO

Based, fuck off from my stash normies

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rolling to fuck my best friends wife please she so hot

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I'm not feeling so good.

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Coofers get out.

Coof... rollin coofcoof

Someone infect me

rrooll

do i get infected if i reply to you coofer

Good thing I stocked up on MREs and .45ACP for muh Kriss memegun

coof coof

Here I go

Yeah... I'm gonna survive.

*self gapes asshole* coof in me user

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rizzi
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Rolling in a bread

Rollerini

Rooooooling

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Lets see

Rolling to get infected

>3: You die in a car crash as you get carried to a hospital
Shitt

Roll

I AM READY
ROLLAN

Woah

It’s too late, user

let see

aaah roll

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Madlad

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