ONLY IMMUNOCHADS MAY POST

sonic arms are blue in the movie

Heat kills coronavirus.

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we good

ABORT GLOW NIGGERS ARE IN THIS THREAD

BTFO Coofers

Licking Asian's eyeballs daily builds immunity

Immunochad here. I'm untouchable.

Awww fugg.

coof, coof

Based.

you know you're just inviting the retards in. you should do "only coofers" and see what happens

same here brother

Immune leaf reporting in

Based

Immune checkin in

anybody who doesn't reply to me likes BBC in their asshole

I’m immune!

Immunity for my bunghole

disgusting

Based. Why are there so many coofers invading our thread?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Coof.

Am I immune?

Dog bless

>mutt

idk but it sure feels good to be IMMUNE

oh no its a super spreader

I have a scratch in my throat

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YES

Yes only immune posters itt

Chad here, ready to get my dick sucked.

I'm immune

Did he die?

Hurry up immuno chaps! We need this space for our support meeting.

Im starting to think im utterly and completley invincible

Post again. Ur infected now

Green stinkers leave

It's all a big nothing to be honest, it's not much more then the common flu

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He’s almost dead

>tfw not even coofchan will reproduce with me

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But I was fine before reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I am invincichad

No I'm not.

you must go

how do you do, fellow immunes?

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>Nothing personnel kiddos

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Feels good tbqfwy famalamadingdong

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I’m limmune

too based to coof

kwaib

>grew up in an unstable home, mom was a severe hoarder
>end up never getting sick due to my constant exposure to animals and trash
>allergic to ZPak
what are my chances bros?

I cant see if im infected or not

sup brehs

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you're done son

I’M SAFE!

Well shit

No you are not.

What?

Immunity Now!

LOL

I'm still immune.

beta coofers never stood a chance

>not being immune

Couldn't be me

Immunochad reporting in.

HEIL HITLER

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lol
>immune
>you
Nope.
Coof

Nothin personnel kiddo

Join ussssssss

Neither did you

Milk milk mommy

Can't touch this

I'm immune now

Kill all BETA coofers and their wimpy "cured" peasants

I HAVE THE STRONGEST IMMUNE SYSTEM ON THIS BOARD
I HAVE CONTRACTED AND FOUND A WAY TO BEAT THE VIRUS

It's too late for them. We are in everyone of their threads spreading our coofs

Coof

MY DICK IS AT LEAST 7 INCHES LONG AND I HAVE THE IMMUNE SYSTEM OF A PRINCE OF MANY NATIONS
BEGONE OUT OF MY BODY THOT
YOU SHALL NOT PASS

COOF
RIP user

Chad reporting in

IM BEATING MY MEAT WHILE I POST THIS AND BEATING THIS COOF

:VACCINATE

Can't infect me

yes

Ahem

COOOOOOOOOOF OH GOD!!!

Coofers OUT

HITLER DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG
CHINA NUMBER 2
AMERICA NUMBER 1
SUCK MY PP FOR THE CURE

>drops my viral load on you

Curedchads only

jews. /thread

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Comfy

THIS IS WHERE I TRANSCEND INTO A SUPER SPREADER WITH IMMUNE SYSTEM OF A GOD

fuck

Fuck you coofers, I’m still clean

Chad here reporting for duty.

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kek

Only trannies gets infected

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s u p e r i o r
i m m u n e
g e n e s

im immune guys look
CCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF snniiifffffff

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IM OVER 9000

Fuck Jews
My work is done here anons

Am I cured?

user i....

i already got infected, but im only slightly infected how do i get the super strain

I'm pure.

YOU SHALL NOT INFRINGE ON MY BODIES RIGHTS YOU FUCKING THOT SICKNESS

CCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF snniiifffffff..oh yes my dear....sssnnniiiiiffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssnniff... mucinex I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent mucinex yes very... COOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....robitussin.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big one now.... COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmm...is that a drop of vomit I see on the lip?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of coofdrop dear....ah yes....let me guess... an inhaler for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssnnniiiiiiffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well inhaler......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes..... echinacea tea I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... CCCCOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssnnnniiiiffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..sssnnniiiiiffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….sssnnniiiifffffff….yes….

WTF is this green shit?

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achoo nigga dam allergies nigga!!!!!!!

Coof

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yessss got it thx fags

I FEEL IT BROS
I FEEL THE POWER
THIS IS ULTIMATE POWER
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA IM LITERALLY BEATING IT BEFORE YOUR EYES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IM A GOD AMONG SHITPOSTERS !

You are not immune

I'M....C-COOFING!!!!! HUHHAHHHUUUHHAAAHUUUHHHAHHUH burp IM burp IM COOFING burp IM COOFING (cooof) im....COOFING IMCOOFINGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOHHH FUCKKK AUGHHHH...COOFING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHH HRAAAH MAUGHHHHHH AOOOHAAGHHOUUGH OH FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOO HRAAAAAAUGH COUGH COUGH oh fuck houughh hooh fuck oh jesus oh shitohfuck...fuck...oh fuck...o h h h...groan. There you are...my slippery green gift to the world...my son..my son! ooh fuckk......

Fully green posters can no longer spread.

Only those in the entry stages can spread by coofing.

The rate of successfully spreading is around 32% and goes down for every (you) tagged.

Therefore if the BETA semi-green cucks banded together to all select one poster and coof on them they would most certainly spread more rapidly.

Doesn't matter though I'm invincible lads.

YOU CANT BREAK ME BITCH
YOU CANNOT INFECT A GOD

T. Svenhammod

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Don't coof on me bro.

It's a sick world, meet the cure

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Why cant you subhumans stop eating bats

No coofing here boss!

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Coof, it’s just allergies

It is the end

COOF COOF COOF OH GOD ITS REALLY SPREADING NOW COOF COOF COOF!!! WE CAN'T FLATTEN THE CURVE FUUUUUUCK COOF COOF COOF

Look at thoes recovery numbers frens

Coof

It'd be a shame if there was a coofing spy among us

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IM RECOVERING
I AM A GOD
I CANNOT BE TOUCHED BY THE LIKES OF A THOT

tell me lies tell me sweet little lies... tell me lies tell me tell me lies

Cof?

rolling

op here that would be bad

>251426990
Postin'
Havn't had the virus all day because I can follow simple instructions

I HATE THE COLOR GREEN GET OFF MY POST YOU DISGUSTING BITCH
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

coofers stop coofing

I'm still immune?

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
I AM A IMMUNE SYSTEM GOD

No.

Check em

get out

no we aren't
coof

Coof camp here we go

shoot them now
MODS PLS

Coof.

I will be the God of this new world

queef

RAWRRR

I think I'm Immune, lads.

ok

How do I get infected? I must spread the lord's plague.

Yes yes very indeed

No faggot little virus will ever take me down.

fuck jannies

same here bro

:)

>251435233
>Check em
Nice

What the fuck I wasn't even light green before now, wtf happened

immunovirgins out

Did I make it?

Get a coofer to coof on you

>Dead: 26
lol, still only 26.
How many days has it been stuck at 26? Four days? Five days?

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COOF COOF

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bruh

immune here

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What does emoji mean?

you corona niggers should be shot

You are a nigger nigger nigger
kikes jews trannies

You got cucked in another thread

>251435476
>How do I get inf_cted? I must spread the lord's plague.
Reply to someone inf_cted.
Possibly say some words you're not supposed to.
Maybe posting too much in one thread.
Who knows.

virus BTFO

Coofs.

i'm fine