/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2817 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

>53,000+ cases so far today

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*COOF*

permaban when

>he thinks he's not pozzed

britain going full 1984

China fucked up.

news.yahoo.com/amphtml/suspected-sars-virus-and-flu-found-in-luggage-fbi-report-describes-chinas-biosecurity-risk-144526820.html
archive.is/xI0fu

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I THINK CORONA SUCKS

coof

still nothing burger

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>Dems run Cuomo as Biden's running mate
>they're obviously elected because Trump botched the coronavirus response
>Kathy Hochul accedes to NY Governor
>Biden dies in office (obviously)
>Cuomo accedes to US President
>Cuomo appoints Gillibrand to VP
>Kathy appoints AOC to fill for Kirsten in the US Senate

And this is the story of how she became a senator.

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user, you're not nearly infected enough. Allow me.
*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOF*

OH SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>“In fact, what seems plausible, if not likely, is that this was a virus that was being studied at the lab, we knew they were studying bats, we knew they were studying coronaviruses, it was being studied at the lab, and the natural imprint, if there’s an outbreak right next to where they’re studying this virus, is, well, somehow it escaped, presumably accidentally, that some safety protocol wasn’t followed. We don’t know that, but China doesn’t want that question answered for the world to know. And in fact, the Chinese government tweeted out that the American military brought this virus into China. I mean, what a ridiculous propaganda lie. China doesn’t want this known.”

>THIS WAS A VIRUS THAT WAS BEING STUDIED AT THE LAB
CRUZ IS CALLING CCP OUT!

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WE WERE BORN TO WIN
NUMBER 1

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its real
twitter.com/realdonaldtrump

war were declared

>UK doesn't report deaths outside hospitals
>UK 29,474 (+4,324) Deaths 2,352 (+563)
If the UK have +563 deaths today of those in hospitals, how many do you think are dying in their homes per day?

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Trump wins everything but NY and NJ due to his quick response when only two states were affected.

>tfw losing faith in coronachan

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My termometer is made on Wuhan, lol.

So new art tomorrow ?

>or turn location setting off

That's useless, they can also track you through mobile data or wifi. No need for fancy satellite shit for the government to know almost exactly wehere you are.

I went to be and now I'm cured, I guess there was nothing to worry about.

So Yas Forums, what are some underrated/surprisingly useful tips for the coming happening? Thermonuclear war or otherwise.

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This based nigger is woke as fuck and knows what's going down.
twitter.com/bchapman151/status/1244402262883041281

That Hazmat suit won't protect you forever user
*Sneeze*

>ted cruz making the comeback of the century
what a timeline

anyone want nurgles gift? dont be shy. its a blessing. join the /herd/

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I will NEVER get infected

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1 Million cases incoming lads

>tfw not losing faith in coronachan

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Am I gonna make it bros?

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Salvini said the same a week ago.
twitter.com/matteosalvinimi/status/1242866887932948481

I can help you with that

Woke is a progressive term.

I've been all around coofers, replying to and replied to.
But no green.

Who else here is a Genetic Jackhammer that always gets over infection, GODDAMNIT?

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*lick* so tasty

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Anons, i see that hospitals are only bothering with more severe cases so why do we have so many information in mild cases? arent governs telling people with mild sickness to stay home and dont leave? So how can the infected that are mild keep increasing so much?

THE BOARD IS FUCKING INFECTED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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MOSS COW
*cooof*
MOSS COW

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God I want to fuck Maria

He's awake then. Whatever he's based.

Why, we are about to hit 1 million without counting China's bullshit numbers and with all the lockdowns in place

reply to me bro

>tfw when doc Raoult keep forcing chloroquine unto you when you want to stay a glownigger
I KEEP GETTING BETTER THIS MUST STOP AT ONCE

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Immunebros, how are we going to fight the infected?

Cuomo is hoarding supplies and telling hospitals to ONLY admit people with corona, that's why Trump sent the hospital ship
he will be outed though, because just like in Puerto Rico there's enough Republicans and honest people in NY for that to happen, plus everyone gossips like crazy

Give me your slav genes
Please user I'm dying

>Czech reproduction numbers are now estimated to be 0,87 to 1,33

>Originally it started on 2.6

>Then lockdown on public gatherings and closing all non-essential stores

>Masks have been mandatory if you go outside for a week now

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BRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Checked and heiled

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>you can get reinfected

i'm not coofing yet... not sure if my respiratory wheezing is due to seasonal allergies or covid...

COOFERS GET OUT

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>People start getting infected
>Other people wanting to get infected
This is bug chasing 2.0.

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Coof me up

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This retard it´s so fucking sad...kill yourself faggot

>virus posters are glowniggers

Prove me wrong

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It's too late for you user
Join us
*Coof*

I want to belieb so much but it's underwhelming as fuck

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How did I get infected?

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the faster you get infected, the faster you get cured/immune

Wait are we the only country that's gotten gibs so far?

no
*cooof*

this is news only to normies, give us something new not just normies saying the stuff pol says

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 205,035 (4,516) Italy 110,574 (13,155) Spain 102,136 (9,053) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 76,544 (858) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,137 (461) Turkey 15,679 (277) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Austria 10,585 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 9,017 (108) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 5,923 (206) Israel 5,591 (23) Sweden 4,947 (239) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,828 (43) Czech Republic 3,508 (39) Ireland 3,447 (85) Denmark 3,092 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Ecuador 2,748 (93) Romania 2,460 (86) Poland 2,420 (36) Luxembourg 2,319 (29) Philippines 2,311 (96) Japan 2,178 (57) Pakistan 2,071 (26) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) India 1,637 (45) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (50) South Africa 1,380 (5) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57) Iceland 1,220 (2) Mexico 1,215 (29) Panama 1,181 (30)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +16,505 (+463) Italy +4,782 (+727) Spain +6,213 (+589) China +36 (+7) Germany +4,736 (+83) Iran +2,988 (+138) United Kingdom +4,324 (+563) Switzerland +532 (+28) Turkey +2,148 (+63) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +405 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Canada +405 (+7) Portugal +808 (+27) Brazil +206 (+5) Israel +233 (+3) Sweden +512 (+59) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +187 (+4) Czech Republic +200 (+8) Ireland +212 (+14) Denmark +232 (+14) Chile +293 (+4) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Ecuador +446 (+14) Romania +215 (+4) Poland +109 (+3) Luxembourg +141 (+6) Philippines +227 (+8) Thailand +120 (+2) Saudi Arabia +157 (+6) Indonesia +149 (+21) India +240 (+10) Greece +101 (+1) Dominican Republic +175 (+6) Mexico +121 (+1) Serbia +160 (+5) Argentina (+1) Algeria +131 (+14) Estonia +34 (+1) Morocco +21 (+1) Armenia +39 (+1) Hungary +33 (+4)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Anyone got that coronavirus list of names?

coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof, spit on the floor

As if we didn’t know already

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Will trannies get drafted when the Iran War breaks out?

New thread, still a nothingburger.

Doomers just kill yourselves.

NOOOOO MY INFECTION IS GOOONE
What do i do now! NOOOO...

What did you do to my incandescent glow you fucking hohol.

You watched me succumb

More memes like this pls

coof

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This shit it's getting BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

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Never! I am immune to your anti-bigotry shit!

masks' effect will be seen in another week
czechland seems to have ridden out the first wave, congratulations

posting to see if I got the coof

EDWARDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Someone blasted a POZZED load in your mouth

Dik

Big black coronavirus

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you cured now faggot, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

Give me a tip then, niggerfaggot

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That makes her even more dangerous

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