We're going light it up with Iran boys!
We're going light it up with Iran boys!
I-is this an April fools joke?
>it's real
I don't know what's going on anymore. We truly are in the age of Happenings.
He should focus on the well being of his people first.
They're safe. They're guarded by the Prince of Whales.
True.
YAY I CANT WAIT TO FIGHT FOR ISREAL!
Checked and chuckled.
Age of Misinformation and Mischief.
>old playbook
and again mutts fall for it, enjoy dying
Nothing ever happens.
Corona is a lie and the earth is flat.
REPEATING FIGURES AND TEHRAN GLOWS NUCLEAR GREEN LIKE MY POST
Ha ha troops are infected with Coronachan and navy on lock down because of coronachan. What could go wrong?
Can drones catch coronavirus?
Whew.
God dammit. Yeah fuck the US people send em some pity bucks to buy rice so they don’t starve, we gotta defend Israel!!!
Trump is going to send all the infected towel heads back home
Close but no cigar Amigo
Been saying it for a month now. A world war is about to happen. US, UK, Israel, SA, and allies vs Russia, China, Iran, NK, and allies
thank fucking god i dodged a bullet and didn't actually enlist lmao. take the tradepill or stempill boys fuck dying for israel
You don't think that some (((group))) would bait two nations into a war?
I doubt that'd end with any winners
>MIDDLE EAST WARS GOOD!
>DYING FOR ISRAEL GOOD!
didnt trump run on a platform of bringing our troops home? why are they still there?
India will be with US, EU will not except for nigger France. Israel/US/UK is the nigger side.
im getting tested
>Corona-Chan is ripping through America and even shitting up the Navy
>bOmB iRaQ!
Neat
2020
the year of the happening
i can't handle it
Literally the most transparent attempt to increase oil peices ever....
Should I buy oil now
I want a war to start. Get oil prices up
Remember before this whole plague thing started to be the only news Iran shot down civilian plane full of "canadians"? What ever happened with that?
They probably April foolies
Muh bats.
Fuck you glowies
Clean af
>attacking the USA when it’s in full panic mode
Tats like cornering an angry lion
What the fuck would they be thinking
We will lash out like an insane giant Lenny retard and destroy them without a second thought because Americans ain’t got time for this shit
Doesn’t matter. It’s coming. There’s no way it isn’t. Just look at China. They’re going to get massive sanctions because of this. China cannot survive being sanctioned like that. They can’t feed their people without importing food from the US. China will collapse into civil war. China is also a nuclear state which means those nukes will start going missing or even launching if the country implodes. Foreign intervention will be required to prevent this. That will snowball
Russia will also hit Europe and China might hit India at the same time. NK could invade SK during the confusion. While everyone is scrambling and in disarray from the virus it’s a perfect time to attack.
>we
HERE'S A RUNDOWN FOR ALL YOU /SG/ SHITSKINS AND OTHER BRAINLETS
1) THE IRANIAN ECONOMY IS TOTALLY DEPENDENT ON OIL
2) OIL HAS GONE BELOW 20/BARREL, MAKING THEM UNSUSTAINABLE
2) THE BEST WAY TO REVERSE THIS IS TO "CAUSE TROUBLE" IN THE MIDEAST, LEADING TO FEARS OF SUPPLY PROBLEMS
HIGH OIL PRICE PER BARREL EQUALS PEACEFUL IRAN
COMPLICATING THIS ISSUE ARE AMERICAN FRACKING COMPANIES WHICH ALSO BENEFIT FROM WARGAMES
IRAN AND THE USA BASICALLY HAVE AN UNSPOKEN AGREEMENT AT THIS POINT WHERE WE'LL SHOOT AT EACH OTHER A LITTLE WHENEVER RUSSIA AND SAUDI ARABIA DECIDE TO CRASH THE PRICE OF OIL BY BEING DICKHEADS
THERE WILL NEVER BE AN INVASION
Big Brain Time
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Russia isn't going to hit Europe because Europe isn't going to be with the US. US is a nigger country, Europe isn't going with them. Korea is going to unify and not be involved. US is a weirdo nigger country -- genuine civilization doesn't see it as a leadership quality nation anymore.
US has been preparing for this attack for a while even got published on their news. Ziondun lying to justify his upcoming attack plus your invader in Iraq and they have every right to kill your mutts.
Fuck off shill.
>retard doesnt know how sanctions affect oil prices and makes Iran to break oil at over 100 even
lmao
>retard doesn't realize the US is the only one that enforces sanctions and no one else cares
HAPPENING
BUMP
JEWS CAUGHT STEALING HOARDING BOXES OF MASKS
.,.,.,..,,.
The goat fuckers won’t know what hit them
It's the truth. Anglosphere/israel/India is about genociding the White race because they need niggerized population to reliably attack EU/Russia, who have the labor pool and resources they can no longer produce themselves [because they are niggers]. EU and Russia aren't going along with it.
>oiljew pretending that he isn't the cause of all of this
Is it a coincidence that arabs and jews spawn from the same father? Your father is satan, hooknose nigger.
>retard doesn't know Iran already skirts sanctions through the black market, rendering high oil prices useless to them unless US stops sanctioning Iran
lrn2economics
I would fucking love to see China burn in fire
>they won’t know what hit em
>stays in Afghanistan forever while getting shot where you don’t know they hit you
coof
> the iranians talked shit about mummy
China is fucked. They’re faced with collapse or invading for resources. Either one will snowball into a world war.
How am I the reason your masonic satanist nation exporter of porn, feminsim and biggest supporter to jews and kike golem and what everything it does? It's always everyone else fault never the mutt criminal nation.
"Do it"
Bring it on Donny no matter what you do you'll be remember as the traitor who let china invade us and your supporters get fucked in the ass while intubated
Why is your new Leader such a retarded Thot
this guy gets it