Patient Zero Identified: REDDITERS ARE THE SOURCE OF INFECTION

I actually figured out this disease. It turns out if youve browsed reddit in the past day, you'll have 50/50 chance of getting infected if you post. Tested this on my phone so I know it's legit. My theory is that they look at the cookies. I don't have a reddit account, but my recent studies have shown that if you do, the chance of infection skyrockets to 99% per post

This is the great reddit purge of 2020. Redditers who continue to post get sicker and sicker until they are permabanned

Stay calm. If you're not a redditer this disease won't affect you

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bullshit, how would the mods even know if someone's a redditor

disinfo. I hate redditors, but I'm infected. It's not bad yet, but I can feel it.The first signs of infection are

>name glitches
then
>slight discolouring
then
>green and biohazard icon

Notice which posters are at which, the virus is more transmissible in early stages than when the host is toxic green.

Someone's a bit defensive, eh? I already told you, it's the cookies. You have cookies from reddit which caused you to be infected. See how im not infected? I don't browse reddit like you

So happy you fucks are getting purged

I don't browse Reddit and look at me!

Nooo

only my name is gltiching now, but soon I'll turn puke green... and then I'll have to end myself.

god save us all

you're too late now......

...

Liar. If you think you can infect me, I want to see you try

oops

I post on reddit more that pee oh ell and I’m an immunochad

And you're not infected. Do you understand what I'm saying now?

for now

I want you to get it, just so you can see its not reddit

You've just been lucky with your posts so far, 50/50 chance, remember?

It's not redditors its shills.

never browsed reddit and I wish this was true.

>Hahaha mfs got reddit browsing history in their cache

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I'm still not diseased, still waiting for this Magic reddit disease to infect a pure Yas Forums poster

if this is the case i shouldnt be green.

I don't browse Reddit. Could it be that your theory is wrong, and you're just a fucking retard? I've seen a lot of fags like you today try and say they won't get infected and that they're immune and ultimately end up getting infected.

Test Coof.

Every glow in the dark nigger is the newest of newfags. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if this board is 99% newfags by the end of the day.
ALL YOU FUCKERS HAD TO DO WAS LURK MOAR! LOOK AT THE DOOM THOU HAST WROUGHT!

does it spread to near by poster?

NO EVIDENCE OF REDDITER-TO-CHANNER TRANSMISSION

NU-MALE REDDITER KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Doubt it

R E D D I T fags were the source of the disease. Shoulda known.

Still healthy, still not dying. You're in denial, redditer

But I don't go on Reddit, did i catch it from some other coofer?

What's wrong with Reddit? It's a great place to MAGA and celebrate our greatest ally! Also it has super funny memes and you can learn a bit more about LGTB tolerance!

I got linked a picture of an animal hosted on reddit yesterday, does this mean I'm infected?

I feel like you want me to think that...

Would you believe me if I told you I started that type of wojak design and it has been replicated since? Very interesting.

>all these infected denying the simple facts
No evidence cross-site transmission

Found the reditor.

fake news, Yas Forums can't see reddit cookies

now you wish you had put a watermark there or what. how did you think this works? That all templates are created automatically by sentient chinese bots?

youtu.be/bpQFCcSI0pU

Holy shit guys.

god you're a fag. you're a giant heaping pile of dicks. you're a faggot go drain gay men's testicles you humongous faggot. i cannot wait to stand tall and mighty over your smug face when you start showing signs of infection. after i see the infection start, i'm going to shoot loads upon loads on your face and laugh maniacally.

I must have struck a primal disgust that is now being used everywhere. Kind of scary

I only did it to make fun of other redditors please I'm sorry

>infected redditer kuck posting at me
Seethe, reddit tranny. Go dilate while you're still alive

Nothing burger

testing if true

I browse reddit but am not infected

Lies

Hello

Phew, safe

*coff*

t. heckin upvoterino

That's a disturbing thought

hmm..

Fucking coofers

Am I safe?

>t. r*dditor
thanks for infecting us with your cringe faggot

Ayyy lmao

I browse Reddit for Virt-a-Mate porn mods but I don't have an account, am I safe?

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Thank god im safe from that shit

Testing.

I got infected from browsing a corona-chan thread on Yas Forums
Haven't been on the internet beyond Yas Forums(nel) yet.

I'm still not infected, redditer

For you

It's disturbing how many redditors the actually are here. The tippy top kek would be to somehow flag their reddit account as a Yas Forums(neller) and watch them be consumed by sjw hate for visiting the bad spoopy place

Fuck

NEW DEVELOPMENT :

REDDITER TO CHANNER TRANSMISSION CONFIRMED

NO ONE IS SAFE, LOOK AT WHAT YOU KUCKS HAVE DONE

Yas Forums cannot view your browser's cookies.
No website can. They can add cookies but not edit or view others.
I wish they could though, because we could ban everyone with reddit cookies and the site would be 100x better.

coof coof, Which board do i get a diagnosis from? i think i might be infected.

Sounds plausible since yesterday I was on r/crackwatch for Bannerlord.

Lmao

lmao imagine actually browsing reddit like green niggers