/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2816 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

PLEASE LET THIS MADNESS END
I DON'T WANNA COOF ANYMORE

ONE OF US ONE OF US GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE, ONE OF US ONE OF US, GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE
news.yahoo.com/amphtml/suspected-sars-virus-and-flu-found-in-luggage-fbi-report-describes-chinas-biosecurity-risk-144526820.html

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GREEN POSTS CONTRIBUTE TO THE MILLION
GO GO GO

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I really want to hear how trump-tards justify this level of incompetency of reacting to corona butt-last.

Sup infected fags

How does it feel to know that I have sex with more women in a week than any of you virgin Incel simp fags here will ever fuck in your entire lives?

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What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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Kek, the shills have joined the /HERD/

no *cooof*

When I caught it, I had the worst shitposts and couldn't hold down bait. Now I'm feel better.

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Naturally

*schnappen* nice, a rare, limited edition infected version of the post, this will appreciate in value im sure

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Megadose Vitamin C to be cured

What the actual fuck is wrong with them?

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Which one of you fuckers did this
Who among you fucking coofed on me

Italy peaked last week, so the deaths that lag behind will be confirmed next week. They’re going to be crazy high numbers

coof coof, my fellow infected people

stimulus?

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Nth for just kill everyone infected with coronavirus.

Oh not the Nothingburgerinos!

Most curves are flattening at the same rate China's is (log curve). China's numbers look more believable by the day.

It means you're cured
God I fucking wish I could

dead koalas dont count mate

Coof

FUCK YOUUUUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

you're gonna die

FLIP FLAP BROTHERS, IT'S THE COCORONA VIRUS NOT COCONA, DO NOT BE FOOLED!

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>getting this worked up over a mild SARS

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>Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
>Survivors will be immunocompromised

wow so are we ignoring the fact hat this is basically airborne HIV

FACTS:
The USA has been infected for 3 months

FACTS:
STILL no mass amount of deaths -- Flu still kills more in the USA!

FACTS:
NO overwhelmed hospitals -- Tons of videos showing empty ones instead!

FACTS:
It's time to open up society again and let the economy SKYROCKET! Dow Jones was ready to break 30k! Can still break 40k if opened early enough!

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Lads, are you vaccinated against TB? Apparently countries that have BCG vaccine in the mandatory infant vaccination plan are somehow doing better than the ones which don't

researchgate.net/publication/340263333_Correlation_between_universal_BCG_vaccination_policy_and_reduced_morbidity_and_mortality_for_COVID-19_an_epidemiological_study

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Anyone stupid enough to own a cell phone deserves to be a slave you might as well get microchipped.

rare

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Chang found

Reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

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Checked.

Chugging vitamin C right now. Wish me luck anons

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You hit 60 and you are in no man's land in this post-corona world

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It's time for me to coof
I'm sorry anons, but this is where our paths split
*Coof*

>Flu still kills more in the USA!
WRONG

Thanks for that top tip ya dead animal fucker.

Now stop having sex with Koalas!

ALWAYS LATE
youtube.com/watch?v=zB3TVBmgUYc

I'm cured

Australia is beggining their testing for it
www.sciencealert.com/australia-is-trialling-a-tb-vaccine-for-coronavirus-and-health-workers-get-it-first

Cuomo announcing you will deal with pain, death, and suffering, but get back to work and show America how to contract Corona. It's game over man game over.
youtube.com/watch?v=GcderOm9dJg

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pol was right all along?

You fight dirty, coofer

Y tho

Truck driver here..Got offered a job in a neighboring State. They want me to come down and start training in a week but all the hotels are closed. Do these people expect me to sleep in my goddam car?

Been out of work 2 weeks. When do Trumpbux get here?

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It's ok. It's all going to be ok.

twitter.com/BNODesk

HAPPENING

Joke's on you she's in an ICU right now.

Pol is always right.

FUCKING HATE CHINESE NOW!

user, I hate to be that guy but you can’t solve foreign policy by nuking countries you don’t like. The ideal scenario would be the entire West puts sanctions on china. china would then start to get more desperate and eventually slip up and the West would gang up against it. One nuke isn’t gonna solve all the world’s problems

Where everyone sees chaos. I see a perfect opportunity to loot GUZZOLINE and RAID SETTLERS. You need to have the raider mindset. See the patterns. When supply of water goes down. You need loot more.

Today I looted
Cars
Ammo
Women
Guzzoline
Water
Slaves
Masks
Road warrior skulls
Chains
Leather chaps

You average peasants will never... CAN never understand the RAIDER mindset. You think like sheep. Die when you're told, submit when you're told. The true RAIDER sees through it.

>RAID WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL, BE FEARFUL WHEN OTHERS RAID

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I think I get it why they do it.
They believe that the meat is most tender when the "food" is being eaten alive.
They live in a nigger culture superstition.

We are going to survive

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>The fucking memeflag gets cured
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

TFW immune

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LESS DEATH THAN STARS IN THE UNIVERSE

NOTHING BURGER

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Dumb liberal troll bot. Flu kills 9-17x more per year than current COVID-19 numbers.
#fearporn

is the FDA still approxing hydroxychroro + zpac though?

>Cuomo

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Coof

You can't nuke the chinks if YOU ARE DEAD.

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*coof*

test to see if cured

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ITALICA IMMUNITA' DI GREGGE

achoo

guys please dont coof on me

I still have no idea what the reset is for.

Apparently in Germany in the regions which used to be part of the Soviet Union the death rate is lower than in the regions which were part of the Federal Republic. TB vaccine was mandatory across all soviet union and not in the West of Germany

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Just launch more nukes

I thought american trucks were spacious

Someday this fuckers wont walkt the earth.

Fine, I'll just spit in your mouth instead.

>tfw bergamo

I AM CURED

Where are most of those deaths user? Also how many countries shut down to minimise death counts? Stop saying this shit you dumb fuck

1 million tomorrow get

##### ATTENTION NOT A SHILL #####
## CORONA CHAN PURGES FATTIES ##
##### NOTHING BURGERS BTFO #####

Not a shill 42 year fatty dies with no preconditions other then being fat. Is this bio weapon the great fatty purge, will Yas Forums be purged, is this the end of fatties?

fox16.com/news/family-speaks-out-after-coronavirus-death/

It was also confirmed on worldometer under US

worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

This is nothing short of being a bio weapon and the media lies calling it a virus. (((They))) want to protect their global supplier that is degrading the west with cheap plastic.

news.yahoo.com/suspected-sars-virus-and-flu-found-in-luggage-fbi-report-describes-chinas-biosecurity-risk-144526820.html

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CHINESE NUMBERS 51.94 TIMES HIGHER THAN REPORTED
SCREENCAP
>inb4source

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>One nuke isn’t gonna solve all the world’s problems
Yep. Need lots.

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Also less shitskins there too.
Interesting, no?

I'm safe

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Eastern Germany has a low population density and is not bordering any major infected countries.

I'm blocking you from my feed.

>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 79. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

>One nuke isn’t gonna solve all the world’s problems
That's where your wrong bucko

ECUADOR BURNING BODIES ON THE STREETS
>ECUADOR BURNING BODIES ON THE STREETS
ECUADOR BURNING BODIES ON THE STREETS
>ECUADOR BURNING BODIES ON THE STREETS

twitter.com/hotpinkchihuah1/status/1245240490124922884

This is pretty much how any third world country will be dealing with this shit, I can't wait for the videos from India

webm unrelated

pandemic.warroom.org/

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user...

Come and get it, infectedniggers

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Perhaps countries around the world are angry at China's law.
It is almost no exception in Russia.
But to attack China, now a world factory,
Global money is stopping.
However, China's internal affairs were messed up,
It is unlikely that the Chinese factory we invested in will resume.

GIMME CURE

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I am fine. I will stay here

Coof Cof Coof
Kek'd

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japan wasnt as honourable as the samurai they make in fiction

Come cazzo ti permetti negro di merda

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Fuck these death boats trying to disembark in Broward, don't do it DeSantis sink these coofers!

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coof on me please I want to join the infected squad

>5% mortality rate

nice webm, saved

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fightdogmeat.com/2017/09/23/vietnam-woman-hacks-off-dogs-leg/

Dead people have an economic impact too

*coof*

What are the green posts? Did I miss something?

NOTHING BURGER

How? How! Please tell me how !!???

Come on man come on. What do you want money!!!?!?! I have money? Come on man???? I’ll suck your dick please just give me the cure man please

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Reply to me to remain cured

Nobody lives here

BRAZIL IS TOTALLY IMMUNE.

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Would be interesting to see how DDR and the rest of the soviet bloc would handle this shit if they were still around

What a fucking asshole.

user, please. You gotta kill me before I turn. I don't wanna *coof* be one of them... PLEASE user I'M BEGGING YOU JUST SH*COOF*T ME

Corona-chan has infected Yas Forums

It feels fucking terrible

Fuck you

>slavs are immune
heh

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How do I become green

is there a full pic?

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Coof

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Why user?

ebin mods 1st of aprlig :-DDDD

*cooof*

BASED MEXICANS DEFYING THE ZOGGED GOVT OF GOYPEZ LADRADOR.
>They threaten to burn hospital if they house the infected
abcnoticias.mx/amagan-con-quemar-hospital-si-alojan-a-infectados/162781
>Cuernavaca. - Villagers from the municipality of Axochiapan in Morelos threatened to burn down the "Dr. Ángel Ventura Neri" hospital if it admits patients infected with COVID-19.
>According to national media, people's annoyance is because the hospital does not have the capacity to even serve the citizens of that locality.

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AND get the fuck out of pic related

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NO user I'M SAFE,TELL ME I'M SAFE

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KEK.

>somebody used reason against my copes
>better block
The absolute state of Yas Forums. Nothingburger takes are fine but 'just the flu bro' is so fucking braindead at this point

Imagine correcting a meme.

uh bro... the darker areas usually have higher population density afaik.

not saying 100% but kinda that direction

its all over burgers. no more cat soup for your burgers

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Is it random or do you have to put something specific in the "options" section?

youtube.com/watch?v=JyhfHQ_7Skg

LOL wtf did that nigger think was gonna happen?

Italy always had high numbers of deaths from the flu:
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1201971219303285

Also everyone that supposedly dies has other conditions:
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/99-of-those-who-died-from-virus-had-other-illness-italy-says

Hospitals the more cases and deaths they report the more money can ask from the government to help them. Based on reports that everyone that dies now dies from coronavirus even if they had cancer etc means this is a huge nothingburger.

Everyone posts more corona related deaths to get more grants from the government. Any italians that can post ICU photos of videos can confirm this. Supposedly so many people in there and we have 0 footage?

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WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO