This thread is for healthy anons only

This thread is for healthy anons only.
Shelter in place here surely there are no infected amongst us

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*coof* Finally a safe *coof coof* place!

yo

>they fell for the trap

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you dont look so good OP

D-did I make it?

PRAISE KEK

Thank god we can all be safe in this shelter, let us pray

I swear bro Im clean, just had a rough night on Yas Forums last night
I- cough- I'll be goo-cough-d soon just allergies

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Coof coof. Super spreader here, just popping in to fuck your shit up

superspreaders can't touch me

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I'm fine.

user I-COOF COOF COOF

THE GREEN IS FAKE
ALL INFECTED ARE CRISIS POSTER BOTS
!!! IGNORE THE HOAX COOF SHILLS !!!

Locked in frens

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BEGONE!

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Nice and comfy here.

>I-I just had to reply to him

I'm safe

Safe

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your cooofs cannot harm me

safe, as always

Pretty sure I'm healthy

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*Coof* sorry

I found the cure. If you violently shit on the floor, it seems to fight off the virus.

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Away!

hmm

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I haven't been here for two days, I'd better be clear.

100% immune

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You may be asymptomatic for as many as 10 posts per /k/ fag. No telling if you have it or not yet

Uninfected reporting in

you're starting to glow, asukafriend

Feeling healthy

Coughs

*COOF*

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suspicisous

BRAAAPP

Slug

*coof*

based innoculated user

Doesnt workkkkk

Welcome healthy an-cough-ons, remember masks don-cough cough-t work

Am i safe?

moor koroonna

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This shelter looks nice user, would be a shame if someone just aaaaa *COOF COOF COOOOF*

you think you're slick, huh

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>251420743
I'm here boiz.
Either immune or a carrier, let's find out.
>post no. 6

oh wow she make the peepee harden ugh

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ACHOO
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I brought guac--COOF! COOF!--LET ME IN YOU FUCKS AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Nope. No infected here

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Oh sorry for bumping into you cough cough cough

who else /healthy/?

I got pizza guys

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For now

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I hope im not sick anons

testing for virus

Hand over the immune system you goddamn fucking cuck clown I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING

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Hey let me get a - cough cough- slice
Is the emoji supposed to symbolize coughing?

Help...

Tfw you are preordained to not get infected

I feel a bit unwell - let me hang out here a while.

100% not sick here

Mmmmm quite pungent indeed

I think it’s immunity

We're safe here

Sweet. lmao its just a flu fags get over it

COOOOOF

>he thinks reinfection isn't possible
lmao

*COOF*

>the infected are entering the safe thread

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hey guys, thanks for letting me in
there sure are many of those damn infected out there, who just don´t know how social distancing works and playing with the lifes of others
glad we all made it to safety now
*coof* *coof*
haha, sorry, i am just a heavy smoker, this is normal, nothing to worry about, i am clean

Welcome fren. The healthiest anons and the placest youll be safe is over here

How do I get infected? I want to spread it to everyone with an israel flag

see you later fags enjoy the plague

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