You get infected by opening the sticky dipshits

Bad news, user.

finally

Then suck my dick and don't worry about it.

this was going before the sticky you dumb phoneposting cunt

I opened the sticky and im fine

test

Ahhhhch(you)

it has to do with infected ips vs non infected ips in a thread

mods with the stick uhhh

No, it is.. the sticky thing is fake news

im not infected and i frequent /lgbt/

You get infected by being a low test beta.

Superior immune O+ blood reporting in

It started with a different sticky you sleeping nigger.

Sure

orly

I just opened mine

I opened the sticky and I'm ok

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Weird... I didn't think newfags ever read the sticky.

Is that a real doll?

GET AWAY FROM ME COOFER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

not true opened them all

Checked and Rekt

*coof* ^-^ *coof*

Yeah user I'm sure you'll be alright.

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gay

noooo!

I think he's talking about the temporary sticky.

:(

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What is a sticky?

Probably infected with zero symptoms reporting in.

Did not open no sticky here.

Not infected here fight me

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Only people with small penises get infected.

The blond with freckles is the hottest fucking chick I've seen in a long time.

I need the sauce on her.

infected?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*coof*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*coofcoof*

I'm a jew

It’s based on how often you post, that’s why some are only a little bit green while others are very green.

What an auspicious sign! 今天是很好天!

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I didn't open sticky and I'm fooked

fuck

No you don't

what are these green gay posts?

looking a little green around the gills there

What sticky? I feel fine

Untrue

You have to go back.

what board has the highest infection rate?

Appropriating

I̻̣͈̹̩̖̜̯̞̭̠̩͉͔̘͑̒́͋͌͑̕ ̡̨̧͔̹̫̠̥͈̜̜̹̟̩͎̘̟͖̯̯̱͂ͭ̓ͧğ̵̟̫̟̺̞̰̩̺͉̣̈́ͩ̃̀̀͢ͅo̶͖̞͓̱̽̒ͤ̀t͎͎̫̱̯̑̊ͯ͑̃ͭ̌̆̎̊͊̃͌͢ ̸̡̞͇͓̯̒̽̔̇̃̃͛̍ͫ͊̐̚͝i̶̢͍̟̬͖̬͓͙͕̹͛̌̓̽̓ͧ̀̚͜ͅt̵̨͕͓̪͍̜̹̳̙̗̦̗̗̣̘ͨ̔̍̒ͫ͊ͧͩ̉͑͛̂ͤ͒̑ͣ͝͞ ̡̡̠̙̟̣̥̞̺̥̱̞̪͇̻̉̿̓́͆̆͑̈̊͐͂̃̌̂̓͊ͧͪ͑́͟͝b̛͉͕̮̞̞͎̻͍̫̩͔̠́̂ͧ̂ͩ̿̐̋̚͘͘y̛͈̤̰̠͚͉̖̬͉͕̫̜̫̯ͣ̔ͨͨͫ̿̎͒ͭͩ̽ͩ͒ͣ̔̏͌̚͜͝ͅ ̯̱̥̺̥̟̘̙̭̤̝̳̽̈́̀ͤͧ͐̈̈́̔͗͛̎ͩ́̀̚͜ͅṋ̶̢̡̙͙̘̯͈̘͙̫͈̫̽̾ͧ̈̋ͪ̍̇́â̸̵̘͚̝̱̝̰̜͈ͨͯ̓͊̋͑͛ͨͧͧ̿̎ͧͭ́m̗͈̟͓̻̥̥̝͙̃ͮ̾̐̃́͞e̡͈̤̫͕͚̥̬̦̺̍̑̉͐̉̍͊̉̈́͟f̷̜͚͇̿ͫ̏̾͐ͦͨ̿̏̿̑̂ͅą̡̛̙͎̺̠̦̣͔̬̪͍̓ͭ̈́̈́́ͫͨ̂̿͆̐͘͠g̷̭̺͙̳̦̖̘̩̙͖̳ͬ͗͂͊͂͘͟ͅͅg̷̮̹̝̬͇͇̜͂̂̄̋ͦ́̓̾ͣ̂̍̃̓͑ͯį̧̦͉͙̙̭̩̙͙̄̈͒̃̄ͫ͋ͬ̈͌̂̇̓͊͂̓̇͆͘͢ǹ̥̞̹̯̝̩̞̘̄̆̈̈̒̑ͨ͞ͅģ̰̫̠̘̻̩̪̮̞͎͙̹̿̇̾ͦ͗̀̽͐̾̂̔̔̈̀͜͞͠͡ ̧̛̟̘̫̭̞͎͚͔̝͈̳̙̪͕̩̫ͭͧ̾͛̒̑͑̔̔̃͞͡ͅi̴̵̧̢͓̹̤̤͕̠͋̃̈́͒ͮͭ̄ͩ̋̏̉ͧ͐̐̚n̛̻̞͚̼̣̈́̑̔͐̃̀ ̢̪͉̠̭̩͉̥̦͓̠͎͐͂̈́̑̽̏ͬ̀͒ͩ̽̑̽̈́͌͌̀́͘͟ͅ/̴͔̥̤̭̠͓̟͔̭̫͖̰͕̩̙̥ͮͦ̔͆̐͒͒̀͊ͧ̑͐́͢͞ͅͅa̵̴̗̞̠̪̳͍̗̖̹̜̙̳̺͙͌̔̾ͤs̜̣̯ͪ̆̉͑̀̕p̴̶̨̛̝͉͓̠͖̻͚͉̤̱̮̉ͬ͐̄̃̓̊̿ͧ͒̆͛͆̍͝ͅ/̶̶̪̼̺̬͎̹̹͓̜͓̝̯̬̙̱̘ͭ̂̓̽̿ͣ͂̾̎͗̋͋͋̔̚̕͜

hows you ok then

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Have I been infected?

am i ded

Built for bbq

I liked his bulge.

feels good to be immune

I can never go Yas Forumsack.

I love how april first is like the only time we see creativity on Yas Forums

Same

Sorry faggot, you’re Nurgle’s bitch now

*coof*
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFF
*coof*

What a great pair of tits

No

You are dismissed

Too late

cough directly into my mouth

bs i opened the thread and feel fine

Post

I haven't posted since before this started but I did go in the sticky yesterday. let's see how sticky it is

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Wrong you get infected by replying to a fucking coofer whose infected. Treat every poster as infected as even before showing signs you could reply to an asymptomatic coofer before his signs show up

nah, I posted here over 2 hours ago and just my anonymous tag was affected. Ive made 4 posts in the last 10 minutes and, well, you see where I'm at now

XD

*coof

Nope

Only manlets get infected. Anyone who is green is below 5'10

imagine the smell

Immune gang ayyyy

2D coronachan>3D coronachan

I dipped my cock in your coffee. That's how you got infected.

you get infected by being a faggot. the script goes through your history and cookies and determines if you're a faggot or not.

Is this sexy cyborg?

Coof on me

Am I infected?

>I love how april first is like the only time we see creativity on Yas Forums

look at this noob and laugh

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OK coofer.

Same

i never opened it and never will
kung flu aint shit and can't touch this

>69
Nice.

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I OPENED IT, NOW WHAT?

STILL IMMUNE

I opened it and wasn't infected.

Nooooooooo I'm DEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

moar moar moar

for the love of god moar

Phew

I posted a reaction image in a clean thread on Yas Forums last nite and nothing else and got the coof. Didn't reply to anyone or open a sticky or nothin

The asymptomatic show signs in their name they are easy to spot.

I'm fine

This shit is my favorite holiday.

HOW)

I don't think so user

Yes

Based and technologically pilled

when else do we get these kind of site-wide changes?

or the sheer mirth of /mlpol/?

AAAAAA MY INFECTION HAS GONE DOWN DON'T LEAVE ME CORONACHAN

IM GONNA COOOOM TO HER *COOF COOF*

I'm not Infected?

No. You don't need to use the is/are verb to apply an adjective. 今天很好 is fine, maybe add an expressive sound for context, like 哇. You'll get better but don't do literal word for word translations.

sure fag

testing. i have visited the sticky, but this is my first post of the day. ive replied to no-one,and no coofers have replied to me.

I dipped my cock in your coffee.

Tell us more of your ancient religious traditions!!

yeah too bad about the 4/10 face

fag

What's the big deal user? Scared of a little coof?

Wish I had more.

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Lul

*cough*

>Immune
Ha

2514 20154
wrong the signs don't show up right away it takes a post or too after that for the first signs to show. plus only homos like you get infected so we good

Nadja Auermann

this

You get infected by getting in a conversation (reply and replied too) an infected user.

Who's the chesty chink?

Keep infecting non infected posts

test

see

谢谢你

What about 今天很好啊

HELP, I DONT WANNA DIE!

It's just the flu

That's not crescent fresh

can confirm

Apparently it has an incubation period. If you opened and you don’t have it yet, you’ll get it

fuck dude feels bad mang

it is mine as well. I did graffiti for the team peep shit I was so hype

Its post count.

Halloween and Yas Forums's birthday off the top of my head

*coof*

Coof

I wanna cum all over her boobs

Who are you replying to user?

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Im sure im fine

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two weeks?

Team peanutbutter bitch!

How?

*̶̧̞̦͚͍̮̥̠c̛͎̪̮̱̹̠̭̥̳̭̭͇̣͘o̴̶̞͍̖̭̹͎̬͍̝͜͜ͅo̸̯͇̝͚͜͡f̧͇͙̞͍̜̺̻̝̟̗͇̭̜̟͖̻̘́͜͠*̴̡̰̳͎̻̰̻̬̗͈͢͢͡

Lul, keep using quick reply. Let's see how long your RNG holds out.

stop lying. its all fake.
its all crisis actors and bullshit.

I'm cooooooooofing

Lemme try!
brb

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Dafuq is the green all about?

pls be my ai gf

fuuuuuggggg

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I want to check her temperature with my meet thermometer

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Will they tell my parents ?

I opened the sticky a few times in the last 10 minutes and this is my first post to anywhere since a few day ago.

nah bruh