Recoveries possible!

Recoveries possible!
>pic related
(the laughing crying emoji)

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Gay, I rather die

Cringe. Why can'I be infected?

i take zinc everyday i will never get sick

Coof coof nigger

based. in a perfect world men like us would not exist

i'll be fine

I heard nothingburgers with a side of silca gel can cure the infection.

Has anyone tried it yet?

I've recovered. They have a cure over at Yas Forums. Hopefully I'm immune now.

>Recovering
How about not getting infected at all
Imunechads report in for keks

based white

hang on - there is no chinavirus immunity. inb4 every post is bright green by tonight

Does this mean I have to shitpost all day to be infected?
I only have a two-hour-posting requisite!!

shit

...

...

Am I still infected?

Yes

>Aǹòņ̵͟ýmou̴͘s

im almost cured everyone. coughing up shitposts and off-topic posts and feeling better

Fag

This is cool, love it.

Aǹòņ̵͟ýmou̴͘s

What are the symptoms?

Eeee

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I wonder what triggers it

Cure me

hot damn, no more diarrhea for me

test

literally getting the green then becoming the gay. fucking ban me already, I don't want that fate.

sick digits

Pee pee poo

I recovered too. I was full biohazard green and now its gone. no emoji tho

Likewise
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>>Aǹòņ̵͟ýmou̴͘s

A-A-

ACHOO

Im pretty sure that "vaccine" is going to end up killing you by tomorrow.

Screencap this
>pic related will always be the only way to stay safe

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If you die are you banned?

Do I have to use a meme flag?

The cure is to not post for a few hours
shitposting isolation

based

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OH SHIT I JUST GOT INFECTEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

So does the intensity of the green border indicate viral levels or something?

Alright cool me now pls

>251416895

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Why is that thing hooked up to his cock?

Of course, a Germ promoting a Nazi torture machine as the cure. Typical....

Niggers

It's a Nazi torture machine. They would use those to drain the balls of resistance fighters until they confessed or died.

coof

No you are just gay

You will

>he still hasn't recovered
ngmi

shiggity

share cure pl0x

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I got it and it's getting worse. Hope I infect a bunch of you faggots

Covid 19

Reddit tier

>Recoveries possible!
That means a lot coming from a literal biohazard.

Don't need to recover if you're not infected

What if I social distance my posts?

Not to worry uncle Cheng you will be there soon.

Bullshit. If anti-bodies don't fight corona early on and you progress to further state you are dead. Literally.

am i already dead?

Why don't I have it then?

I don't want to be cured!

Am I cured?

Coof

Gay

no

Ditto.

>*raughs in reinfection*
You'll never stop being pozzed

i am feeling coofy still

I have actually found the cure.
Make threads.
It reduces your infection by like 60%.

Neck yourselves recoverfags.

It's the forced masturbation machine

I will not recover. I will become the avatar.

Just reinfect them *coof*