/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2814 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

IT HAS BEGUN!

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Fuck you, I like my $1.27 gas

chest hurts

anyone has this but with bat soup?

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Italy

4782 new cases
727 dead

Me.

Yeah but how many dead macaronis?

bros..........................................................i dont feel so good.

excluding the USA, the virus has peaked.
Stop making these threads retards, this will be over in a month for 1st world countries (aka not muttmerica)

two buns no burger

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test

user, you're just a carrier.

pasta la vista

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>More and more infected every thread

F..fuck

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The virus can't kill me, I will kill the virus

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>lurked for 11 hours.
FUCK IT GIMMEE

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This minor event is now over

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Sorry infected, I've had my vitamin C today.

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look at your nick

YOU WILL

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Satan trips beg to differ with me, but counterpoint: Italian cases accelerating, and China is concealing evidence.

What color is corona-chan's hair? Light brown or a dark black?

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Just put that in your browser console and forget about it. Now we don't have to spam.

Do you know anyone who still thinks this is a Nothingburger?

What were new cases yesterday? I know deaths are lower but they tend to fluctuate a lot.

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It's just a trojan bro

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
twitter.com/i/status/1245239780176056320

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who here /getting better/?

I wasn't infected on my last post last night what happened?

Dark black

who else here /immune/ ?

fuuucccckkk why am i infected???

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That's less than yesterday. Happening been canceled.

Black since shes a chink

My dick is all green... WOW

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I WILL CARRY
I WILL /HANDSHAKE/
BUT I WILL NOT COOF

Fuck faggot jannies.

achoooo

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4000

712

Im feeling less greeny than an hour ago

>Mom just went out to buy more groceries because we were running low
She just doesn't get it.

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Okay.

So if the internet DOES go out

How would people react?

What would be the best way to prepare now for that, in order to still obtain information?

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test

More tested today actually, but it's been stable since yesterday (so far).

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If you insist

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Why?

peak was 7k like a week ago

more like GuayaKILL

Of course. I don't want to let them know about everything and have their already fragile mental states break down further tho

>Not sick and sad about it

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>goalposts
>moved

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There used to be something called a newspaper.

YEA

welcome to the herd

>Bilateral viral pneumonia and ARDS.
>Lung fibrosis and permanent loss of lung function.
>Myocarditis and pericarditis and the breakdown of the heart muscle into the bloodstream, accompanied by elevated troponin levels.
>Excessive clotting leading to myocardial infarction.
>Mild viral hepatitis, indicated by abnormal AST/ALT and elevated ferritin.
>Myoglobinemia and renal tubular damage that leads to acute kidney injury.
>Cytokine release syndrome.
>Bacterial co-infections and viral sepsis leading to multiple organ failure and excess clotting.
>Hypokalemia, low lymphocytes, low platelets, and low white blood cell counts. One might think it's odd how it causes clotting with low platelets, but it's because the sepsis puts gunk in your bloodstream made up of your own dissolved tissues.
>Male infertility and damage to the seminiferous ducts, indicated by abnormal testosterone and luteinizing hormone levels.
>Medullary damage that causes dysautonomia and loss of automatic breathing.

I have compiled a detailed research file on SARS-CoV and SARS-CoV-2. It contains a number of scientific papers on the pathology of this disease, organized neatly with headers and everything. Educate yourself:

docs.google.com/document/d/110N1IKbV7tlB61qD-QZGqTBr5a2MCZqAqXgDCIfJxGE/edit?usp=sharing

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Homie I ain't fuckin doin that

Me.

uBlock filter list?

collapse?

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Not bad, going down though so it's over

Ignore cases.
The death rate is topping out.

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>Italian numbers keep slowing down

Nothing Burger

Take your meds schizos

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*coof*

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>what is Spain, UK, France, Turkey, India and the rest of the world

Reminder that this is the Spanish flu and the great depression combined

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 190,919 (4,131) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 102,136 (9,053) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 74,508 (821) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,137 (461) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Turkey 13,531 (214) Austria 10,553 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 9,017 (108) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 5,916 (206) Israel 5,591 (23) Sweden 4,947 (239) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,828 (43) Czech Republic 3,508 (39) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 3,092 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Romania 2,460 (86) Poland 2,420 (36) Luxembourg 2,319 (29) Philippines 2,311 (96) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Japan 2,178 (57) Pakistan 2,071 (26) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) India 1,637 (45) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (50) South Africa 1,353 (5) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57) Iceland 1,220 (2) Mexico 1,215 (29) Panama 1,181 (30)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +2,389 (+78) Spain +6,213 (+589) China +36 (+7) Germany +2,700 (+46) Iran +2,988 (+138) United Kingdom +4,324 (+563) Switzerland +532 (+28) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +373 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Canada +405 (+7) Portugal +808 (+27) Brazil +199 (+5) Israel +233 (+3) Sweden +512 (+59) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +187 (+4) Czech Republic +200 (+8) Denmark +232 (+14) Chile +293 (+4) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Romania +215 (+4) Poland +109 (+3) Luxembourg +141 (+6) Philippines +227 (+8) Thailand +120 (+2) Saudi Arabia +157 (+6) Indonesia +149 (+21) India +240 (+10) Greece +101 (+1) Dominican Republic +175 (+6) Mexico +121 (+1) Serbia +160 (+5) Estonia +34 (+1) Morocco +21 (+1) Hungary +33 (+4) Lebanon +16 (+2) Moldova +70 (+1) Bulgaria +23 (+1) Slovakia +37 (+1) Andorra +14 (+2) Kazakhstan +37 (+1) Macedonia +25 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Time to cash in some bets. Where are you, nothingburga faggots?

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>800 more than yesterday
>slowing down

Irrelevant

NEW THEORY

what if the virus is just spread to weaken small/independent companies, media etc so the large players can buy/take over for cheap and super easy.

it must be billionaires dream to buy up everything for little money and getting richer and more powerful than ever

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>Normies can't coom anymore
Expect Mad Max to happen

Not my fault you couldn't get more pipelines built.
>WCS $5/barrel
Damn

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Who listens to dead organizations?

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>Says the coofer

Dude Australia is going to be fine

Go to your local computer/electronics store (should be an essential service since they're selling webcams to boomers) and buy a shitload of hard drives, then start downloading

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HERD

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A couple of trump thumpers

why is everyone green

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Get a baofeng and learn to use it.

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I just realized how fucking quiet it is outside. Even last week when we were still on lockdown it was still bustling. Feel like if I take a trip to the store I'll get arrested.

Infected death squads when?

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If the internet goes out, there will be riots within a day from everyone who either doesnt own a games console with long campaign offline games or is used to making their own fun out of things that require internet.

Celebs , e-thots and zoomers will go crazy near instantly, as suddenly they will receive no attention. Riots and protests, complete breakdown of lockdown.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

50k when ?

What happened to the user who would post and update the US deaths by state scoreboard

please god, please. don't let me get the coof...

Jobu,
I go to you.
I stick up for you.
you no help me now, I say
Fuck You Jobu!
I do it myself.

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Quick rundown on what is happening in Japan?

Came here for my infection test

>I can predict the future
Take your meds fag

you are becoming a coofer

>Spain
peaked
>France, UK
close to peak
>Turkey, India
not first world

>13 year old in Britain dies
>Ismail Mohamed Abdulwahab

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if you reply to an infected, you'll become an infected

Corona-chan infected Yas Forums

Thanks, user

I'm immune, corona can't touch me.

WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTANCE OF OUR VIRUS AND A FUTURE FOR GREEN POSTERS

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Its basically just down to how many people they can test on a given day?

Everyone who is green is a CIA nigger faggot

They're infected with Corona.
If they're not green, but their name is scrambled, they're either a carrier or recovered.

>Chile 3,031

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if the internet goes out my productivity would actually skyrocket.
But if the lights went out, then we would be in for nationwide chimp-outs.

You didn't washed your penis properly

Gimme a (you) and I'll tell ya

HELP ME

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Normalfags will freak out for a month, then forget it existed.
Information will be feeded by other media, such as TV and newspapers, which is all bullshit but normalfags don't know that.
The rest of us will live in the dark, with no way of obtaining information and knowing official goverment and media statements are a lie, only theories will be made among closed circles of non-normans.

OH NONONONONONONONONON

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So a quintessential Brit

how's it looking over there? It won't get as bad as in Ecuador, right?

Not always, Texas. Sometimes it skips straight to recovered, other times it doesn't happen.

MAMMA MIA I DONT FEEL VERY GOOD

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Worst part is is that next time we will be more prepared.

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Only as long as this lockdown is maintained.

Whatever could happen if I did?

I'M CURED

Come here fellow immunechads, let's gather together!

Fuck we're in martial law now bros

>First randomized trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine
>archive.is/t0VOq

The report published by the Journal of Zhejiang University in China showed that patients who got the medicine didn’t fight off the new coronavirus more often than those who did not get the medicine.
The study involved just 30 patients. Of the 15 patients given the malaria drug, 13 tested negative for the coronavirus after a week of treatment. Of the 15 patients who didn’t get hydroxychloroquine, 14 tested negative for the virus.

Stop posting fake news, fag.

Quintessentially British

based romanian bro

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>USA next week
>50k daily new cases

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I still don't understand why I keep hearing about the virus peaking. Why do people assume it will peak and then decline? What would cause that to happen?

I went straight from normal to name scramble, never entered coof stage

>nothing burger
>12,000 people are dead so far even with extreme mitigation measures

Why even bother coping?

That's what I figured. Thanks.

Why do people keep wearing masks when they said it doesnt help protect you from the virus?

I didn't reply to anyone infected and got infected

Its airborne bros

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why do doctors?

Basically, yeah.
Deaths are not a true indicator to whether the "curve can flatten", since there is a 2-3 week delay.
Italy's cases per test since yesterday have improved, but I'm still skeptical as to whether the Italian authorities have tested enough.

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my goal is to defeat Ireland

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You get it by replying to someone who's infected.

mobile.twitter.com/hotpinkchihuah1/status/1245239780176056320

You pozzed now nigger

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You'll die

Running out of humans

Stay the FUCK away from me

PURGE IS HERE.

Checking on if a I need to take hydrocholoromine yet

it's literally just how cancerous of a poster you are i.e. how much you post bullshit to collect (you)'s

Give it to me!

This green shit is annoying

I hope is not, but the data is false, we probably have way more cases because the tests are limited for 300 daily with a delay of almost a week, we can only wait to know the truth.

At least we don't have bodies in the street

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youtube.com/watch?v=0OHZ8uqVilM
Its going to be like this everywhere in a few days Anons.
Hope you brought assault rifle ammo Anons.

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Checked

i know a couple people irl who think it is

What? Did you say martian law

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That's the most rekt I've seen anywhere since the china vids. Is it really that bad there? Are other underseveloped countries getting wiped out as we speak?

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/cvg/ claims that the Wuhan Coronavirus is an extremely contagious and deadly disease. The nothingburglers, on the other hand, claim that the Wuhan Coronavirus is an extremely contagious but harmless disease that is only deadly to old timers and people with compromised immune systems.

When asked why the numbers of dead have not increased exponentially in countries like Australia and the United States, /cvg/ says that the disease is deadly but the lockdowns prevented the disease from spreading too rapidly (hence limiting the death rate) and that the situation may rapidly change in the future. The nothingburglers, when asked the same question, say that the lockdown was pointless and that the reason why the no-one has died is because the coronavirus was harmless to begin with.

Obviously, these two positions are irreconcilable. Either the Wuhan Coronavirus is a deadly disease or it is not. It cannot be both deadly and harmless at the same time.

So how to we know which one of these positions is true? It seems to me that the litmus test for these two positions is Sweden. The Swedes have not adopted lockdown measures and have allowed the disease to spread unhindered in their country. If the disease is as deadly as /cvg/ claims, then there should be an extreme spike in the number of deaths in Sweden over the next few weeks. On the other hand, if the nothingburglers are correct, then nothing bad will happen there because according to their position the disease is contagious but harmless.

1/2

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yes

They're smarter than you

You're infected now faggot.

i dont feel so good guys

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Not yet at least

I Don't Feel So Good.

is there a cure, doctor?

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YOURE ALREADY INFECTED.

stimulus?

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The infected people being green is really colorist and racist against ogres and people with leprosy.
I thought a site that is run by jews would be more inclusive and progressive thinking.
Shame on Yas Forums

You wait, and you hope.

post corona-chan' feet

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All that matters is the infected rate. That is where the potential lies. Death lag will fix things later

wtf I hate Britbongistan now

>NEW YORK STATEWIDE CORONAVIRUS CASES INCREASES TO 83,712, UP FROM 75,795 FROM A DAY EARLIER - GOVERNOR CUOMO
>7917 new cases in New York State
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Can you go 2 days without using this image?

They arent counting non hospital deaths which are increasing

cover your mouth user, you look a little sickly...

I am making this post because I have been on Yas Forums for years and I have never seen an issue as divisive as this one. In a few weeks one half of the board will be proven right and the other half will be proven wrong. Both sides have a deep emotional investment in their positions and are going to be deeply hurt if/when the verdict goes against them.

Both /cvg/ and the nothingburglers need to take a step back and be honest with themselves. Nobody is infallible. Everyone is right and wrong every now and again. Being wrong every now and again is part of the human condition. On an anonymous imageboard there are no penalties to changing your position. If you are proven wrong by the evidence then your reputation and influence in this community will not suffer if you admit you are incorrect and become an advocate for the other side.

What I am getting at, is that both sides need to calm down and stop being so emotionally invested in their position. Otherwise a bunch of people are going to be deeply hurt in a few weeks time when they are proven wrong.

2/2

i hope Hagrid is safe

bros....................im not feelin right....

>UK
>close to peak
lol - did you see today's numbers?

COVER YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS

GIVE IT TO ME ASSHOLE TELL ME NOW

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JAWOHL

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>When asked why the numbers of dead have not increased exponentially
but they are increasing exponentially

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This. American zogbot can't compute that king of the jews wants him dead.

gimme gimme

Good taste in anime. Willing to risk getting infected just to post this line from LotGH

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I think the US could reach 1k deaths today.
States that aren't NY or NJ, take care.

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Someone called me?

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Can anyone help me out? I was pozzed as fuck last night but I'm turning pink again... We were too cocky greenbros

mobile.twitter.com/hotpinkchihuah1
Let the bodies by the floor
F for Ecuador

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Test

I feel like I might have a mild coof. How do I get a test done?

Based

COVID-19 is a nothingburger being used to push NWO
youtube.com/watch?v=RkJELpndAOs

I've yet to coof once

*COOF*

'scuse me user.

>When asked why the numbers of dead have not increased exponentially in countries like Australia and the United States
They have, retard.

Coof on a plate and smell it.

>New York has 83k cases as of today

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Your sacrifice will be remembered, user

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Me fren

Reminder OP is a reddit newfag chink shill who hijacked our general and replaced "Chinese coronavirus" with "corona virus" because it triggered him

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Murcia isn’t first world either faggot turk

Prove it then, where are the bodies?

If you can still smell and taste there's a 70% chance you don't have it

there are two strains of this virus that are most prevalent, one is relatively harmless(the one released by the Chinese to immunize its population, which still failed) and the aggressive version, which spread rapidly through italy and spain and is now in the U.S through commiefornia

basically, you should hope you get the non agressive version first, which will build you an immunity and should you contracc the l virus later, you won't die

contracting the more harmful strain means you'll be reinfected continuously until it weakens your immune system and either leaves you infertile or dead

I disagree.

I can live with being wrong, it just means I bought a few extra things I can use anyway.

If the nothingburgers are wrong, they won't be so okay. And that's pretty funny.

900000

900K

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*Sweats in Hebrew*

that's really bad i *ech*...oh god...i...im...
IM GONNA...ahem.
ahem.

*sniff*.
I-I was meaning to say...that sounds really bad an- I...OH GOD...*ECH*...IM GONNA....

IM GONNA COOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*COOOF COOF COOF*

She got infected from you! Stop her

wash your hands

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am I gonna make it bros?

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>900K
900K
>900K
900K
>900K
900K

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Less than yesterday though! Or does NY add more numbers later?

I was initially a very invested doomer because I dreamt about the wuhan situation a week before it happened. Now I'm not so invested because I know numerous sick people and they are doing pretty good. Still the biggest happening since ww2.

>I thought a site that is run by jews
Just because some jannies are jews doesnt mean the site is run or owned by them, otherwise Yas Forums would not exist.

We are 900k boys

Not puzzled yet

You're not getting new corona milkers until 1mil

How do I get better? I dont want to be green anymore its making me anxious

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>New Cases in the Past Hour: 2010
>Recoveries in the Past Hour: 1909
>Board Infection Level: Very High
NOTHINGBURGER

>6666