/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2813 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

>REMINDER IT CAUSES NECROTIZING ENCEPHALOPATHY
REMINDER IT CAUSES NECROTIZING ENCEPHALOPATHY
>REMINDER IT CAUSES NECROTIZING ENCEPHALOPATHY
REMINDER IT CAUSES NECROTIZING ENCEPHALOPATHY

pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187
>as the number of patients with COVID-19 increases worldwide, clinicians and radiologists should be watching for this presentation among patients presenting with COVID-19 and altered mental status.

It destroys the blood-brain barrier and causes brain damage

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bless you *cooooof*

i don't want nigger cum thank you

Greetings brother

>884996 infected
>44200 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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>Italy celebrating 800 deaths a day

Based...I guess?

IS GARY INFECTED?
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IS GARY INFECTED?
>IS GARY INFECTED?

I'm putting together a team

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MY DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR IS COUGHING

shes an old jewish woman.
she keeps going
>EGHHEH ...AHEH.....
>OOF OOF....
in repeating intervals.

what do i do lads? can i get her kicked out?

Clearly a deliberately released biological weapon by Chinks. Declare war on them now.

*cooof*

Not infected

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Hello Yas Forums please remember digital distancing to avoid the Corona spread by replying with an @ instead of a >>.

Thanks

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Rolling for Yas Forumspox death

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-01/china-concealed-extent-of-virus-outbreak-u-s-intelligence-says

CHINA LIED
PEOPLE DIED

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WHEN IS THIS GOING TO END AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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deaths decreased but cases increased, yikes

i always knew wuflu was a std

Names are dead, we have no way to tell.

They see me coofing
They hating
*coof* *coof*

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Hello immunefren

Does anyone have a link to that nothing burger website?

Or prep lists in general?

Yes I prepped, just seeing if I missed anything. Is a beofung a good vhf radio?

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Greetings friend

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*cooof*

Slut

roll

roll for immunity

Looking for quarantine bf. Me on the right

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Don't worry. They'll have mass orgies after this thing is done, population will skyrocket again.

Hi mate I've just recovered, how about a big hug *snifff*?

OH SHIT....GARY, YOU OK BRO?

1 million cases when?
are we having a party?

Ew

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im having splitting headaches during evening/night. feels like the back of the head is bubbling. disability pay check here i come!

She's not too big for me.

>lower
>plateau
Jesus Christ be praised

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Greece new deaths today : 1

Coronavirus is a confirmed hoax

is it over yet

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cof

chooo
achoooooo
chooooooooooooooo

>biological weapon
yes
>deliberately released
no

>pvp open
Why aren't you helping by coughing on the normies? Reply today!

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HUH?

COOOOOF

Threadly reminder that the CDC already knew the cure:

patch.com/new-york/threevillage/bp--monolaurin-for-the-common-cold

"In studies performed at the Respiratory Virology Branch, Centers for Disease Control, Atlanta, Georgia, Monolaurin was found effective against 14 human RNA and DNA enveloped viruses in cell culture. These included influenza, RSV, Rubeola, Newcastle's, Coronavirus, Herpes Simplex types 1 & 2, Epstein-Barr Virus (EBV) and cytomegalovirus. (Monolaurin has no effect on naked viruses, such as polio, encephalitis virus, coxsachie, or pox viruses.). Monolaurin removed all measurable infectivity by disintegrating the virus envelope. "

Watch some of these videos
I'm gonna get on my desktop later and webm them
But till then look through and check these posts
mobile.twitter.com/hotpinkchihuah1
Ecuador is a fucking horror story

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Gold is the money of kings, silver is the money of gentlemen, barter is the money of peasants - but debt is the money of slaves.

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idiot

get me the girl in the left to get quarantine with us and its all good

I feel Yas Forums and 4channel posters are unfairly targeting individuals with mild or asymptomatic cases of the virus, I strongly urge all of you to consider donating your (You)s to an infected person today

Cases increased yikes

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it is positively over
coof

>589
ASS PAIN NOOOOOO

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F for the anons that die from corona virus and didn't listen to /cvg/

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>Hello, I bring you here this.
Ok... what's it.
>It's called Coronavirus, It's a new type of virus.
Where did you find it?
>Well, it came from Wuhan from misterious sources, someone said it came from bat soup.
Bat Soup?
>Yeah, Bat Soup.
So you eat one of those and get an strike out right away
*Laughs*
Frozen image text: "(COVID-19) is an infectious disease caused by the virus strain severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2)."
Ok tell me more about it
>It has an infecting ratio really big and can hide on you 2 weeks until it ruins your lungs and kills you. It's gonna be the end of mankind.
Ok. You wanna pawn it or sell it?
>I'm gonna sell it.
Ok, how much?
>It's gonna be an Apocalypse and Human extintion
Insert: During decades I have been expecting for a Happening: WW III, nukes, apocalypses... And I'm not lose the opportunity to get this.
I give you a flu.
>I can't accept that.
It's not worth more than that, best I can do it's a flu.
>Insert: "I come here with a really unique thing, I wanted a high price for it but I'll accept Zombie Apocalypse at least"
>Give me at least some kind of Apocalypse or something.
Hmm... I've got a friend who's an expert in Viruses, I'm gonna make some calls
>Insert: I think the expert gonna agree with me that this is more than just a flu.
Hi Tedros welcome
>Hi Rick
>Insert: My name is Tedros Adhanom, General Director of WHO.
What do you think?
>It's really a virus, I don't have doubt of that
So it's not a fake?
>It's not a fake Rick, this is a real virus, but it's from Wuhan where the Goverment of China has took control over it.
>But it already crashed several countries and the world capitalist market
>Not more than a pandemic, Rick.
Thanks for coming Tedros. I always trust my experts so I'll give you an epidemic.
>But he said a pandemic
He said no more than a pandemic, like an epidemic at least, It's the best I can do.
>Give me at least a controled pandemic.
Ok I can live with that.

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>worst day in history
what is black monday 1987

You know there are dozens and dozens of coronaviruses each different in structure, right?

idiot.

anyone has this but with bat soup?

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China is lying you chink shill nigger

>Mom still going out to the grocery store despite me begging her to go stock up a month ago
Why do Boomers wait till the last minute to react? She thinks just washing her hands and wearing a face mask is enough. She just doesn't take this seriously and wont listen to me.

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time to dostoevsky her, user

they have been feeding you "cyna lied" propaganda for months now, you are not "discovering" anything on your own

consent manufacturing printer goes brrrrr

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Italy numbers?

checked

We are unironically doing a Korea. Our economy is recked again but cases aren't going up because nobody is working.

*cooof**cooof*

Take your (You) and be happy

Lmao imagine being a coofer. Pathetic

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What the fuck is this shit?

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HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES ITALY TEST DAILY NOW AND 3 WEEKSAGO?

insider report from largest hospital in south germoney, city of mannheim:
17 corooners, 6 in ICU, 2 of these 6 from France

IT'S A HOAX

>hey guys lets lie about the disease so people wont get worried to protect our economy and reputation
>wait what do you mean people are spreading the virus everywhere and its ruining the economy and our reputation

>hey guys who gives a fuck about the lower classes let them die
>wait what do you mean there are riots everywhere and im no longer in charge

>hey guys lets not take measures i want to protect my wallet
>wait what do you mean the absence of measures caused the virus to spread and wreck the value of my wallet

>hey guys were gonna find a cure its just a flu dont worry
>wait what do you mean people are spreading it everywhere and dying by the thousands

This is too fucking funny.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 190,256 (4,113) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 102,136 (9,053) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 74,508 (821) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,137 (461) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Turkey 13,531 (214) Austria 10,553 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 5,908 (204) Israel 5,591 (23) Sweden 4,947 (239) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,828 (43) Czech Republic 3,508 (39) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 3,092 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Romania 2,460 (86) Poland 2,420 (36) Philippines 2,311 (96) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Japan 2,178 (57) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Pakistan 2,071 (26) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) India 1,637 (45) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (50) South Africa 1,353 (5) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57) Iceland 1,220 (2) Mexico 1,215 (29) Panama 1,181 (30)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +1,726 (+60) Spain +6,213 (+589) China +36 (+7) Germany +2,700 (+46) Iran +2,988 (+138) United Kingdom +4,324 (+563) Switzerland +532 (+28) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +373 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Portugal +808 (+27) Brazil +191 (+3) Israel +233 (+3) Sweden +512 (+59) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +187 (+4) Czech Republic +200 (+8) Denmark +232 (+14) Chile +293 (+4) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Romania +215 (+4) Poland +109 (+3) Philippines +227 (+8) Thailand +120 (+2) Saudi Arabia +157 (+6) Indonesia +149 (+21) India +240 (+10) Greece +101 (+1) Dominican Republic +175 (+6) Mexico +121 (+1) Serbia +160 (+5) Estonia +34 (+1) Morocco +21 (+1) Hungary +33 (+4) Lebanon +16 (+2) Moldova +70 (+1) Bulgaria +23 (+1) Slovakia +37 (+1) Andorra +14 (+2) Kazakhstan +37 (+1) Macedonia +25 (+2) Uruguay (+1) Cyprus +58 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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He's recovered

I want to die so badly it's not even funny I've been sick for so long mentally and physically disabled, but I still don't want to die from the Katana.

200,000 POSSIBLE DEATHS IN THE US

MAYBE MORE

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Why did you?

You deserve it, because of your meme flag

Imagine being infected right now. What kind of filth lets himself get infected.

ITS TIME TO STOP THIS HAPPENING

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560. Happning canceled.

wrong, +800 today again

So are there new hotspots or is the volume of testing just varying day-to-day?

can i get a quick rundown on who gary is?

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>Anonymou̢s
Oh no

China did lie. Doesn't excuse how shitty a job Trump did though. Even with China lying we were able to get most of the information correct. SURELY TRILLION DOLLAR INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING

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COOOOF
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

Just 28,738 new cases, slow start today. Hard to go past 70k again at this rate

imagine not being green

Japanese Prime Minister is crazy
"Distribute two cloth masks per capita"
Saying that
Waste of tax and effort

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*coof**coof* its just the coofs bros nothing to worry about ive been coofing for years anyways, im not even infected im fine for real.

Day of the coof for you gypsy

>HEY GUYS MY DOCTOR SAID I NEED MORE SODIUM IN MY DIET
>NOM NOM NOM METALLIC SODIUM IS TASTY
>OMG MY MOUTH IS EXPLODING

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i got killer t cells of steel, come at me bro

Chinese propaganda bot detected

Ecuador rekt
1
twitter.com/i/status/1245330660463534082

Not like this bros

Did she surpass diabetes yet?

Too low

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But China and the WHO did lie

>nobody is working
nothing changed then

China did nothing wrong

I SAY NOTHING
YOU SAY W_____

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I’m all fine and dandy

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It was +24,754 infected 24 hours ago

based

DESIGNATED MASK DISTRIBUTION

I like coom

Not until That Atlas Comet hits us, or Yellowstone goes off

We're so fucked...

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Give one good reason why we shouldn't nuke China after this is all over

Nigger lover

Ecuador rekt
2
twitter.com/i/status/1245329447160430592

>only 29,000 new cases
>already halfway through the day

yikes bros.....not lookin good. perhaps we finally reached the peak yesterday? im sure the decline will be slow so theres bound to be hundreds of thousands more cases but.

maybe 85,000 in a day was the peak

This, fuck the infected we are immune.

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Bets for USA today?

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Gary was a dude that showed up in the first 1000 threads, now he is just a memory

cross-rolling is a newfag crime punishable by death
also doesn't work

Well looks like the happening is over

Nobody with more than 1k cases tests anymore for reasons other than statistical. The quarantine meme is dead for those countries.

ong

NOOOOOO I DONT WANNA BE GREEN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>SURELY TRILLION DOLLAR INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING
they are not paid to know what is happening, but to justify what the elites want - in this case an excuse to go to war or at least ramp up military production against China

see

1000000 cases when?

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Coof coof

My professor tested Positive for coronavirus and he’s allowing us to ask him any questions on a discussion board today about his experience. He has 1 more day before his follow up check up to see if he is cured. So far, he has mentioned his symptoms as “a 36-hour headache, mild fever, and a week of lethargy”

200,000 deaths is still insignificant as fuck. Flu kills 650,000 a year. Where's the hysteria over the flu every year? Fuck off kike shill

Ecuador rekt
3
twitter.com/i/status/1245328325351886854

Seething Mutt Detected

lmao
twitter.com/RT_russian/status/1245379025750589441

don't worry muttbro you had 25k yesterday, you'll carry us

>cases increased in Italy again
>less deaths than yesterday
Still the fact that cases are up again should be alarming

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oh fug

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i dont care fite me uruguay fag

United States low death rate to high infection rate proves that hospitals as businesses work. They have the best treatment in the world because they need to make money with good physicians. Corona Chan might leave you broke if you don’t have insurance but at least you’re alive.

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tsundere corona-chan is CUTE. CUTE

Lol

WATCH ME GLOW

also check this

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Niggers, apparently.

Ecuador rekt
4
twitter.com/i/status/1245326225423261696

No vaccines.

24.000 cases and 1100 dead mutts

*coof*

Worldwide you retard, and even that includes pneumonia not confirmed to be the flu

Your professor just flew over my house!

>mobile.twitter.com/hotpinkchihuah1
Brazil in a couple of weeks

Remember when this was posted at 4000?

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I am recovering

Immunogang rise up

Achooooo

Deaths always lag behind

Wait, if I went straight from uninfected to scrambled name and non-green, what does that mean?

ranges from 198k-650k you moron

Ecuador rekt
5
twitter.com/i/status/1245325148858638336

The whole of Italy has been in lockdown for months what do you want? Do you want the virus to spread through walls?

KEK'dµ
you're weak

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN CORONARINO YOU CAN'T MEME ABOUT MY GOOD BOI VIRUS HE'S DOIN A PANDEMIC

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Nope

user... your s...

IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE LIKE THIS I'M YOUNG AND HEALTHY
YOU FAGS TOLD ME I WAS IMMMUUUUNNNEEEEE

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god I hope there are fucking zombies so I can die within the first minutes of any shit hitting the metaphorical fan

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NEVER

...

There is still a lot of work to be done on the boomer psyche

Yes

who else /clean/ here

>mobile.twitter.com/hotpinkchihuah1
how could it spread so much faster in ecuador of all places?

Ecuador rekt
6
twitter.com/i/status/1245322884559458304

I accept.
I already have my cock in my hand. What will be your weapon of choice?

I member at 600ish

u're disgusting

bump

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200,000 in America alone, over the course of a couple of months

Why did you do it? Be honest.

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FUCK the WHO

>fauci: 100k at most dead
>80k died from the last flu season
>markets not crashing
it's not happening

i'M nOt InFeCtEd YeT sO iT's A nOtHiNgBuRgEr
iT's JuSt A cOlD bRo

CURE ME NOW

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Anyone got the updated chart for most lethal infectious diseases by daily casualties?

I guess we lied.
Does this mean I'm just asymptomatic?

I used to be a super spreader, but now I am a greenlet

can someone post the roastie spot silver pasta? I can't find it anywhere

Jesus this is still getting worse

VACCINATE

Today

>affected individuals develop neurological problems, such as seizures, hallucinations, difficulty coordinating movements (ataxia), or abnormal muscle tone.

Sounds like zombies to me user

Hahaa. Coolio.

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I'm not infected

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>CORONA MADE ME WATCH EVEN MORE TRAP PORN
BRUHHHH

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>Utter state of the infected in this thread

Perhaps its time to purge this general once and for all? These nothingburgers have become the thing they sought to keep hidden between two sesame seed buns...

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Nothing wrong with me, right? I feel fine, no symptoms. Come on, doc, can’t I just go back to my family? I’m cured...

there is a lot of work to be done on you, you should die to protect others non infected
pls stop posting

*COOOOF*

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>said this shit would be over by april
>it's already april
>still going on
uhhhhhhh nothingburgerbros?

>I-its not like I killed all of those normalfags for you. Stop praising me. B-baka!!

Fuck (yous).

Checking your check
Coof coof

Worldwide

What a coincidence cock fight it is uruguay

LOOK AT YOUR NAME

How long has Gary been gone? Four days? Five days?

there is no hope, you can't even escape, you're already infected

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Thursday

Ecuador rekt
7
twitter.com/i/status/1245303731899359232

I got to stop
I could fill the thread

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bros, what was your last "normal" memory?
meaning....what as the last day you lived a normal life?

for me it was over a month ago.
i went out to a mall with this cutie (pic related) after having violent sex earlier.
it was normal still, plenty of people around, 99% of normies were still saying "its just a flu bro", and the thread count was still higher than total infected.

it feels like a distant memory.

hell, that may be the actual last normal memory i ever have. this world will never be the same.

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I like coom

Here.

Anyone have a good prep list?

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Coof

testing my cure

Holy that's a long thread.
>that one where they leave a dead guy in the middle of the street
Lmao.

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>Do you want the virus to spread through walls?

That's what Yas Forums told me

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/Asymptomatic/ coming to *Handshake*

Do I look ok bros?

No ones making you being a degenerate coomer. Kill yourself

>tfw running low on hand sanitizer
my gf gave some of my supply to our family members, I'm down to half a 32oz bottle. I ordered some and now that company is refusing to answer emails and calls after 9 business days

what do

I hate Italians so much

Markets are down more than 3% already.

GOD WHY, I WANT TO LIVE!

WHO WANTS TO GET POZZED?

Prognosis is grim, user.

Somebody coof on me, preferably POC's. I don't wanna bigot k thanks.

Wait you are infected.. I take it back.

*coo coof* it's nothing, I promise.

Don't you wanna quarantine and chill, user?

Will modern cremation techniques be able to keep up with the inevitable massive spike in deaths? Or are we going to need forbidden Nazi techniques?

*Handshake*

wash your hands?

I have no idea what you are talking about, it's just a cough bro I don't have the pandemics

fuck yes

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Yeah you good

Japan and Taiwan hate china and knew they were full of shit from day one. China on the other hand is covering up millions of deaths. Now shut your yellow devil noodle nigger mouth before I get the opium.

go back to where you came from

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IS this going to be bad, I feel like its bad.

What forbidden Nazi techniques?

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Thanks fren

COOOF! I don't feel so good.

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why did you suck a nigger off?

Enjoy your coof while I'm immune.

>Italians thought they could beat us for once
Pasta la vista jajaja

>China on the other hand is covering up millions of deaths
Imagine being so retarded that you believe the phone company subscriber bullshit
fucking mutts.

so definitely 1 million by the end of this week right?