/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2812 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

► Detected: 885,925 (+27,605) ► Died: 44,220 (+1,918) ► (Reset: -10:32:47)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.3x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,499 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
White House expects US to peak in 2 weeks
youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg

11 year old in Indonesia has died to coronavirus
archive.is/Ad7dC

Italy doesn't report deaths at home and nursing homes
archive.is/zWJw1

UK doesn't report deaths outside hospitals
archive.is/jP7pL

"Flu deaths" include all pneumonia deaths, virus rarely confirmed
archive.is/0dWd5

>RESEARCH
300 die in Iran from methanol poisoning amid false cure rumors
archive.is/vUzXR

25 year old nurse dies in Iran
archive.is/5bWiM

Virus spreads before symptoms and up to 12 days after "recovery"
archive.is/UA3g1

48% of cases originate from pre-symptomatic transmission
archive.is/CXrmo

Treatment with HIV drugs ends in failure in controlled study
archive.is/bB3xO

>REMINDER
Record 3.28 million apply for unemployment in the US
archive.is/TnQk8

CDC lab for test kits contaminated
archive.is/2BtPz

Spain buys Chinese rapid tests, only 30% work
archive.is/7LFPM

Virus might be an escaped vaccine trial
archive.is/VxlBI

Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
archive.is/x0PhF

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
09:42: 2,987 new cases and 138 new deaths in Iran.
09:35: 6,213 new cases and 589 new deaths in Spain.
09:30: 142 new cases and 2 new deaths in Malaysia.
09:17: 1,189 new cases and 123 new deaths in Belgium.
09:15: 695 new cases and 19 new deaths in Germany.
09:03: 149 new cases and 21 new deaths in Indonesia.

>SOURCES
pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX

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academic.oup.com/nsr/advance-article/doi/10.1093/nsr/nwaa036/5775463
nextstrain.org/ncov?c=gt-nuc_8782,28144
youtube.com/watch?v=gjdn2JYZhD8&t=1s
youtube.com/watch?v=04mfKJWDSzI
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Press C to COOF

I sneeze on you

>884996 infected
>44200 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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DO NOT REPLY TO PEOPLE DIRECTLY! THIS IS HOW THE VIRUS SPREADS!

PLEASE PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING BY ONLY REPLYING WITH AN @, NOT >>

TOGETHER WE CAN FLATTEN THE CURVE

C

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>Died: 44,220
omg this is the end!

what?

We're all going to die

>841 Infected here, 137 of which are in retirement homes

godspeed you chink virus!

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God damn it It cant be the end
I just finished my transformation

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Haha I love this happening based 2020

It's too late

FUCK ALL GLOW VIRUS FAGGOTS, DO US ALL A FAVOR AND OFF YOURSELF

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Miami here. My boss wants us to go back into work Monday. I don't get it...

Bring out your dead

y-yeah I'm loving it too user, definitely haha

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Dr. Coof's Coronavirus symptom checker:

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Based

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>woke up with a coof
>haven't coof'd since

am I dead

>09:35: 6,213 new cases and 589 new deaths in Spain.
Confirmed nothingburger!

quick, infect me

New data out of Iceland shows 50% of those who tested positive said they were asymptomatic.

What if we just kill everyone with Coroanvirus
Like unironically

Anyone has this image but with bat soup?

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Entire family had to nail their door in north korea. They all died:

youtu.be/7BedoUWuFJo?t=345

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Ring a ring o' Rosie
Pockets full of Posies
Achoo! Achoo!
We all fall down!

I just fapped under the table while on a videoconference meeting, working from home is the best, didnt say a word myself buy "Hi" at the beginning.
I'm getting paid for this.

pool's closed

*cooof*

Who wants the gift?

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FOR THE HERD

Any early pasta numbers?

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Still a nothingburger

>Iceland
A very small sample and most cases are still active.
4/5 of infected on Diamond Princess eventually ended up showing symptoms.

What's up with the infected thing? Haven't checked in for a while.

Let's go lads!

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Alright chumps, if you're green stand next to the wall

Anybody have the updated anti-chinese shill pasta? Tiananmen square one

WE SHOULD HAVE SHUT OUR BORDERS EARLY. WHO LET THOSE STINKY CHINKY /ptg/ RATS IN HERE? INFECTED THE WHOLE GENERAL

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ARRRHHHKGHH COOOF COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF AAAAAAAAAAAAAADWDWARAWRAWRARDFFSAFSDFSDF FFFF COOOOOF

*cooof*

coof bitch. I got u pozzed

...

I’m immune

youtu.be/1XgI3HoSCwI
youtu.be/1XgI3HoSCwI

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>yes, they are still talking about it

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Chink shills brought it here

if that's correct, it means the mortality rate is probably lower than currently thought, but on the other hand asymptomatic spread makes it more difficult to contain

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I WANT DADDY TRUDEAU INSIDE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm here.
New regions numbers are coming out as I'm posting... Expect lower cases today

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Come on user-san, won't you sit down and play with me?

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Are names dead now or something?

>Nevertheless, scientists say that it is unlikely that the virus is striking twice.

Does the faggot OP even read the articles he posts?

When did you realize that argie is only posting these threads because it's the only sense of importance and attention he's ever had?

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Spider will still kill flies. Birds will kill spiders. Cats will kill birds and wolves will kill cats. Just meaningless suffering without an arbiter, the Will set free once more.

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Already 4000 white americans are dead.
Based Trump
Fuck usa and fuck usa

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SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT GIVE 15M€ TO PRIVATE TV CHANNELS IN EXCHANGE OF PROPAGANDA AND HIDDING THEIR INCOMPETENCE
>SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT GIVE 15M€ TO PRIVATE TV CHANNELS IN EXCHANGE OF PROPAGANDA AND HIDDING THEIR INCOMPETENCE
SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT GIVE 15M€ TO PRIVATE TV CHANNELS IN EXCHANGE OF PROPAGANDA AND HIDDING THEIR INCOMPETENCE
>SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT GIVE 15M€ TO PRIVATE TV CHANNELS IN EXCHANGE OF PROPAGANDA AND HIDDING THEIR INCOMPETENCE
SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT GIVE 15M€ TO PRIVATE TV CHANNELS IN EXCHANGE OF PROPAGANDA AND HIDDING THEIR INCOMPETENCE
>SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT GIVE 15M€ TO PRIVATE TV CHANNELS IN EXCHANGE OF PROPAGANDA AND HIDDING THEIR INCOMPETENCE
SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT GIVE 15M€ TO PRIVATE TV CHANNELS IN EXCHANGE OF PROPAGANDA AND HIDDING THEIR INCOMPETENCE

>elespanol.com/invertia/medios/20200401/moncloa-prioriza-rescate-televisiones-privadas-arma-propaganda/478953131_0.html#view_load_comments_module_478953131_0

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Keep your face away from the mic.

I want glowing radioactive a few hours back. Turns out that all you have to do to stop being sick is not post for while. Then your immune system will fight off the glowies.

CCCCCCCCCCCC

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>by august
>AUGUST

lads this shit cant POSSIBLY go on another 4 (FOUR) months.
come on...
if they are putting estimates that far out, that means we will NEVER go back to normal.

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walking during london lockdown
youtube.com/watch?v=1ilK6TCu1lU
how long lockdown after 1st wave?
youtube.com/watch?v=HDwydir9s_A

*cof cof*

Im immune, someone coughed on me and i still havent turned green.

Good. Death to america.

*COOF* SALVATION, THE INFECTION OF 1 MILLION IS A NECESSITY!

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If you get infected on Yas Forums you get infected in real life

digits confirm

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*cooof*

Cute

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>@251407680 pasta bro
thanks fren

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Honestly, that beard looks really good on him

Sounds good to me

Bo digits, still healthy

Yas Forums gave me the source for all of them teamsan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=princess_mini
Knock yourself out

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 190,022 (4,102) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 102,136 (9,053) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 74,508 (821) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,137 (461) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Turkey 13,531 (214) Austria 10,553 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 5,907 (204) Israel 5,591 (23) Sweden 4,947 (239) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,828 (43) Czech Republic 3,330 (32) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 3,092 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Romania 2,460 (86) Poland 2,420 (36) Philippines 2,311 (96) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Japan 2,178 (57) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Pakistan 2,071 (26) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) India 1,637 (45) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (50) South Africa 1,353 (5) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57) Iceland 1,220 (2) Mexico 1,215 (29) Panama 1,181 (30)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +1,492 (+49) Spain +6,213 (+589) China +36 (+7) Germany +2,700 (+46) Iran +2,988 (+138) United Kingdom +4,324 (+563) Switzerland +532 (+28) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +373 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Portugal +808 (+27) Brazil +190 (+3) Israel +233 (+3) Sweden +512 (+59) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +187 (+4) Czech Republic +22 (+1) Denmark +232 (+14) Chile +293 (+4) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Romania +215 (+4) Poland +109 (+3) Philippines +227 (+8) Thailand +120 (+2) Saudi Arabia +157 (+6) Indonesia +149 (+21) India +240 (+10) Greece +101 (+1) Dominican Republic +175 (+6) Mexico +121 (+1) Serbia +160 (+5) Estonia +34 (+1) Morocco +21 (+1) Hungary +33 (+4) Lebanon +16 (+2) Bulgaria +23 (+1) Slovakia +37 (+1) Andorra +14 (+2) Kazakhstan +32 (+1) Uruguay (+1) Cyprus +58 (+1) Senegal +15 (+1) Honduras +31 (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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fur de heard

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It's the corona virus, started in wuhan China months ago. You been in a coma user? Ya big dummy. Your on cvg for fucks sake.

Hopefully (also checked)

>incompetent government
>groups incite vulnerable people(poor people) by spreading fake news regarding relief goods arriving in hopes of overthrowing the government in the middle of a FUCKING CRISIS
>propaganda between pro and anti-government
This country will be even more of a hell once lockdown extension happens.

>white
You know it was NY that got hit the hardest, right?
Especially NYC. The place with the most jews, niggers and liberals.

just embrace the *cooof*

who is this street shitter and why are his memes so based?

Join us

Over 4k dead yesterday. Over 5k today?

*No

WELCOME TO THE HERD, BROTHER

it's ok bro. here, have a bull parade and el classico. forget everything, vote in us again

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0 infected in my city
still everthing is ruined by this scam
nothing is open
job is lost
cannot go in public more than 2 people
fuck you corona fags

>tfw was team mini when that happened
>tfw despite losing, we ended up returning to life
feels good mang

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Homeless WA user here lads...I don't know where I fucked up

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the pandemic team predicted 18 months


People have no idea how wild this ride is about to get. We havent even gotten to the part where the military hands out MREs yet

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based Slovakian man

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this shit is reddit cringe tier, the only fun thing is that all those I infected will get banned.

will we reach 200k today? and when?

>REMINDER IT CAUSES NECROTIZING ENCEPHALOPATHY
REMINDER IT CAUSES NECROTIZING ENCEPHALOPATHY
>REMINDER IT CAUSES NECROTIZING ENCEPHALOPATHY
REMINDER IT CAUSES NECROTIZING ENCEPHALOPATHY

pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187
>s the number of patients with COVID-19 increases worldwide, clinicians and radiologists should be watching for this presentation among patients presenting with COVID-19 and altered mental status.

It destroys the blood-brain barrier and causes brain damage

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No. Hotspot is NYC. Thats Jews and Niggers and Spics

>Reposting
>In short: L strain is everywhere. It is more aggressive and more transmissible (this means a higher R0)
>We're fucked

Beginning of March there was talk about two most prevalent strains of SARS-CoV-2: S and L strain. S being the ancestral version and L being the mutated one, being more aggressive and having a higher transmission rate, and so accounting for its' current prevalence.

>What defines L strain?
Only two SNPs: C (cytosine) at 8782 location (orf1ab gene) AND T (thymine) at 28144 (ORF( gene) of the viral genome.

This is from a study published on 3. of March 2020.

Source: academic.oup.com/nsr/advance-article/doi/10.1093/nsr/nwaa036/5775463

>Which strain is the most prevalent in the world today?
Strain with C and T at positions 8782 and 28144 (L strain) is marked in green and the supposed ancestral strain (S strain) with T and C at positions 8782 and 28144 is marked in blue on the phylogenetic tree and map. Pic related.

It also looks to me from a purely intuitive point of view that there is convergent evolution towards C & T SNPs at both locations (probably because of proposed increased transmission rate), since the bottom branch and the topmost branches of the phylogenetic tree, all converge.

Source: nextstrain.org/ncov?c=gt-nuc_8782,28144

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>GET READY

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wait, i lost the green, wtf

if singles brazil collapses by the next 2-3 weeks

in all seriousness now, who wantzs to see trumps staff drop on live tv? my bet is on birx

>we will NEVER go back to normal.
Yeah no shit. Spanish flu went on for over two years, and that was without the rampant globalism.

>we will NEVER go back to normal.
You´re implying that there is something left over to turn back to normal.

do you mean: "can i have a quick rundown on ...?"

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I will not join the Coof

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Have I recovered yet?

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>hey guys lets lie about the disease so people wont get worried to protect our economy and reputation
>wait what do you mean people are spreading the virus everywhere and its ruining the economy and our reputation

>hey guys who gives a fuck about the lower classes let them die
>wait what do you mean there are riots everywhere and im no longer in charge

>hey guys lets not take measures i want to protect my wallet
>wait what do you mean the absence of measures caused the virus to spread and wreck the value of my wallet

>hey guys were gonna find a cure its just a flu dont worry
>wait what do you mean people are spreading it everywhere and dying by the thousands

This is too fucking funny.

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It's not going to happen.

I've got corona and I feel fine *coughs*. Diarrhea on the other hand...

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1k dead in USA Today?

I no want coof

You recovered

POZ ME

ooo dont get me hard

You have recovered
I am getting there as well

Dammit! Quit coofin on me, I have to work around old people.

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Faggot!

economies will crumble if this goes on for more than 2 months.
No way lockdowns are enforced through June

*cough* *cough* Corona is just meme *cough*

Thank you once again user

Congrats

STATUS REPORT

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Am I infected now?

>We havent even gotten to the part where the military hands out MREs yet
I love MREs I can't wait. Even the ones people say taste awful I have found very enjoyable

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Early numbers
Sicily +71
Calabria +10
Abruzzo +35
Tuscany +259
Lazio +169

That's what I have for now

You can do it, i believe in you buddy

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We haven't even gotten to the part where the virus mutates and creates zombies

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>3.8 billion people put under lockdown
Who though? This sounds made up

I'm returning to normal bros! YOU WERE TOO COCKY GREEN BROS! HAPPENING OVER!

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I know, ugh, I just want him to punch me if neccesary.

I WANT TO SCREAM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*coof*

Nooooo....

It's just a flu, bro. This shit will be gone by the end of the summer. I can't believe how much you people are freaking out over a mutant cold. the reason why it's so dangerous is because of its high infection rate. You doomsday preppers should really get a hold of yourselves.

yes or i will coof on you

Guys, I need new music of this kind for long evenings at home:
youtube.com/watch?v=gjdn2JYZhD8&t=1s
youtube.com/watch?v=04mfKJWDSzI

All recommendations welcome.

@251408519 (ID:gpR1Oto7)

i dont think we have any choice, friend. if we dont enforce lockdowns past june, we will all get infected, and the overall death rate is 19% on worldometer/coronavirus stats.

also, please dont take offense that i am keeping my social distance from you.

Usa is actually pathetic state and nation.
99 of them are whites.
We european should stick together against pathetic usa.
Whites are dying. Thank you Trump

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Italy numbers soon

good job!

Your temp is 98.6, perfect user.
Be sure to keep checking it
*sniffle

what do you bet will be first? 1,000,000 cases or 200,00 recoveries?

Another 500+ day wew fucking lad, no end in sight

This. Finnish institute for health and welfare predicts that 0.1% will die - mostly elderly.
Corona is the biggest scam of this century.

nothingburger

>99 of them are whites.
99/1000 is 9.9%.
Most affected in the US are jews and blacks right now.

The best MRE is bat a la king.

lol if one easily doctored screenshot is all it takes to convince a rube like you
thequint.com/news/webqoof/alleged-data-leak-by-tencent-revealing-over-24000-deaths-in-china-due-to-coronavirus-fact-check

Who S.T.A.L.K.E.R. here? How's life in the exclusion zone?

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doesnt it double every 4-5 days?

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youtube.com/watch?v=BqYRw5bgqOk

Have some Quebec music sung by a cute german girl.

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G-guys why is it so cold? Please tell me I'll see the sun again

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i will give you one name
[spoiler]bogdanoff[/spoiler]

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Infections or deaths?

>countries lift lockdown in efforts to save their economy
>gets fucked by COVID even more due to the virus getting transmitted especially in areas that have lots of people
This will be fun.

We're under lockdown here technically which just means most places are closed but everybody still goes outside like it's nothing. Over in IL they're already fining people for going outside for non-essential things however

youtube.com/watch?v=I3xpRZITi2w&t

Hoping for 1mil cases so we get more of corona-chan's FAT FUCKING MILKERS

>2 years old Minis
>no Mini Coronas
user-san you are so cute, haha~

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>tfw we will soon have Chili Mac with batmeat

We are well past 1 million cases

did china sell you the rights spanish flu 2?

do you have link Finnbro? or was it on tv

544 deaths without Lombardy.

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based blackops2cel

Why does nobody care about this

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Why is everyone’s shit green lol

GIMME YOUR BUG FILLED JUICE
POZZ ME UP

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>the part where the military hands out MREs

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Where the fuck do people still get rabies?

lets go

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Fuck off coofer

what can they even do? if they cant adapt they will crumble thye like it or not

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PLEASE INFECT ME CORONA-CHAN

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Riots in Tel Aviv after man violates quarantine, thread of videos: mobile.twitter.com/AAhronheim/status/1245366727908536321

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Immune will take over the earlh

BREAKING

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I don't feel so good...

No need to worry, it's just a flu

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Why does the media refuse to call it SARS-COV 2?

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look at your Anonymous user you are already infected. Congrats

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>Where
Bats, of course.

Wait...

just don't touch or answer them and you'll be fine user.

Assume all the dumb causes of deaths are third world countries like Africa, India, China, etc

*coof*

Cases not deaths.

youtube.com/watch?v=ksB99EzEKVo&feature=emb_title

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Okay

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COOOOOOOOOOOF

/herdgang/ aren't doing so bad right now

>It's just a flu, bro.
around 200 people die from the flu every year in Sweden
We have already exceeded that with 239 people dying from coronavirus

Sweden largest newspaper litteraly wrote an article saying "its just the flu"
archive.is/wip/F9fct

So now when we surpassed the number of dead from the flu, they added a small text that says "this article was written on February 27th"

wasn't this apparent from the very first time they reported it publicly?

You been got leaf
A͞non̢ymou͢s

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No shit...

What's that gonna be worth in 2 months? 4? 5 pesos?

this green thing is quite annoying actually you guys

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gonna have to leave the house to buy bread
should I wear a surgical mask? what’s the consensus right now

The covid pandemic is just a nothingburger
But man, I wish it was the happening.

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Anywhere. It's not that common, but it has a 100% death rate unless treated before symptoms appear.

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If CNN attacked chinese commnism as much as trump we would be in a different world

"i dont think we have any choice, friend. if we dont enforce lockdowns past june, we will all get infected, and the overall death rate is 19% on worldometer/coronavirus stats"
>There is no choice but to let the economies hit the fucking floor, which will cause massive riots
MY DICK IS FUCKING DIAMONDS!!!

>bogdanoff
They are frech?
WTF did they do their faces man.

I hope your country gets hit the hardest in all of Europe.

>US Intelligence says
fucking glowniggers

You don't say

keep trying to infect me, you can't

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Yes

Medicine

very nice, isn't great not being infected...

there is not a single bit of hyperbole in this post, this is exactly what is happening in Trump's life right now

WHAT'S THE BIGGEST LEVEL OF GREEN COOF AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

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RRRRAAAAACHUUUUUU

YES

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how many people will die by the end of this?

>believing glowniggers
>ever

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Girthy immune system gang wya

SARS doesn’t work like that nigga. They’re incubating.

Keep posting anime girls and you'll see

Spain reports multiple times a day. 589 is a lot for first report

Faggot.

oh yellow king
oh yellow king

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O

1565 new cases in Lombardy
7.000 tests in 24 hours

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Doing good how? They hiding numbers and not even testing, who the fuck knows whats the real situaton there, havent heard of a single place in a good state at all

Brazil pretty much is acting for the herd immunity but we are getting buttfucked and governs are hiding casesa and death here

>"They faked the numbers"
>Doesn't provide any figure

Wew, thanks US intel services !

Long nights? Neva Dinova should do you good:
youtube.com/watch?v=-qIiLy9XqKA&list=PLb94Zw9KCu-f-YPaZYVfjbQ9sRBh-C6vC

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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WHERE IS ITALY

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's over.

youtu.be/Bxu5TkGP38c

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Wow, those glowies are sure working hard. That's some crazy ass highly classified intel.