IMMUNE THREAD

All COOFERS(!) will be executed!!!

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COOOF

...but you're infect

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plsss hhelp i needd foood

I think I’m going to go soon. It’s coofing in my lungs.

No coof here

naughty

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Same

the zoomer remover

Oh no

hand over the supplies

I’m just asymptomatic. I swear.

Cool I'm not infected ::cough:: just allergies nothing to worry about. Hey does anyone else ::cough:: feel cold? I'm freezing.

k

Coof

2nded

Been hanging out at Walmart all day..still feel fine

*COOF* Infected.

You seen to be recovered

COOF

Fuck off

Immunity is for the weak.

im immune, im going to sell my blood to who

*COOF* Here you go bro.

haven't been coofed on yet.

This IP isn't infected yet. Father Nurgle's blessings are needed brothers.

coof coof

Please kill me

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I am indestructible.

You sure?

am i infected yet

oh fuck

neither is yours

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hold on... hold on... im... ok? AM I IMMUNE?

Nah, you're good.

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>tfw immune

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coofing intensifies

sike my tp protects me

oof. sorry for your infection bud

IMMUNOCHADS RISE UP

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*COOF* Now you have it.

RISE UP

Was infected, now I’m cured after getting trips in another thread. Take that with a grain of salt.

I'm still good bros...been 5 hours now

amazing recovery you should write a book

dusty old lungs filled with green dust

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How did you do it?

I think I'm safe boys.

F

Uh oh.

Please, I just need a bit of food an a blanket anons

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What? What is it? Spit it out!

*COOF* Here you go bro.

I HAVE NO LUNGS AND I MUST COOF

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still immune. You'll never know what it's like to be this chad

Rollin

Testing

How do I not die bros?

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Immune Chanadian reporting in

I think.. I think I'm okay

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Embrace the coofs, Nurgle has you. Now coof on other fags.

Look at your name bro

You’ve got the black lung pop...

shoo shoo, off to your isolation chamber

OH GOD! IM CONTRACTING THE DISEASE

*COOF*
*COOF*
*COOF*
*COOF*

All infected.

So I've recovered. What should I do

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Snap.

Naw I'm immune bro

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RISE UP

*COOF* *HACCHK* *COOOOOOF* Double dose for you.

Go out and hug a coofer, there’s no risk to it.

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I thought the same :^)

Embrace the coof.

hee hee

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has this shit gone viral? I would love to see the twitter tards seethe about whitewashing AOC.

CORONA-CHAN IS THE ONLY DISEASE FOR ME, I WILL NEVER SURRENDER TO ANOTHER INFECTION

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WE IMMUNE NOW

Oh no... am gonna... am gonna.....
*COOF* *COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF*

*hug*

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*coof*

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you will be the first

cooooooooooooof

What is this green shit

I just got back from a coof party. Let's see if I have it. I didn't respond to any coofers but they responded to me. If I have the coof now, then you will get it soon!

Coof on me please!

You don't look so good user

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im clear

fuck chooo

*COOF* Can you feel it bro? You're turning green. Now go forth and coof.

sigh... *unzips*

This has got worse from the morning

Thats how it works irl with corona as well

I don’t feel well.

Cum

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I'm immune

Cooffee

Coooof cooof coof

our time has come

ASYMPTOMATIC SUPER SPREADERS UNITE!

*COOOF* *COOOF* That's what they all think. With the dose I've loaded you with you'll be green in 3 mins.

Come at me, I'm immune