/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2811 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

and nothing in my life would change

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China did this.
news.yahoo.com/amphtml/suspected-sars-virus-and-flu-found-in-luggage-fbi-report-describes-chinas-biosecurity-risk-144526820.html

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THIS RIDE WILL NEVER END

Sage infected threads
Dont reply to infected posters

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youtube.com/watch?v=vzJgL_P-jeA

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GROW CORONA GROW

GET IN HERE IMMUNE BROS

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>tfw still not infected

Suck it, fags

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I'M GONNA COOOOOF

bigot

>876318 infected
>43518 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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YES

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*COOF*

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reee

only makes things easier for me, not that i left the house a lot to begin with

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I'm gonna cooooooooof

you all gonna die мaлoлeтниe дeбилы

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Everything is going to be Daijoubu right?

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>251402412
>literally about to die
>"I am not infected"

It's just like my pandemic animes

I don't get it bros... I didn't even reply to anyone infected. Where did it all go so wrong?

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China is hell on birds and bats and monkeys, for some reason.

Bad stuff always starts in China.

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am i fully green yet?

someone needs to draw coronachan getting BLAcKED.......

"The fear mongers are not well intentioned. I go through the shameful lies & 'mistakes' of the mainstream media and their 'Trusted Voices' ... and then I show you what citizen journalists are doing to get to the truth."

– Amazing Polly

youtu.be/hdBt-kaIsOs
youtu.be/hdBt-kaIsOs
youtu.be/hdBt-kaIsOs

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So not funny.

>based Macrophilia pole got infected
It’s over.

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Give us our garry back

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Nope

>1 MILLION
PICTURE IT !

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what's a computer ?

2nd post on Yas Forums today, testing whether you can receive the virus from getting coofed on

Quarantine with me

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Where the fuck is Gary. Did he get coofed?

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join the club, *coof* it's fun

coof

Reminder that the Yas Forums mutation can cross three posts and hangs in the thread for hours.

The first ones were probably random.

your cunt and the price of a basic medical mask

flag
75cents - 1 dollar (it was literally 5 cents before)

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I mean, this meme is reddit tier shit. Just clear your fucking history. I reckon that will do the trick.

Wait, when I just replied to you you got less Green.
I just woke up so obviously I have no clue what's going on.

Never forget the Corona Hulk.

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who else /superspreader/ here?

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GUYS I CAN'T BELIEVE MASAAKI YUASA IS FUCKING DEAD
>twitter.com/masaakiyuasa/status/1245320526538493952

>(+26,982)

what the FUG it was supposed to be a mill now.

Don't worry. It's not that easy to kill me

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Model shows peak resource use won't occur until the end of April.
Trump was right, the next 2-3 weeks are going to be bad.

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when someone *coofs* in a thread it stays and spreads to unrelated posts
too much viral load from posting in infected threads leads to infection

I'm infected

>Wimbledon cancelled
tennis fags on suicide watch

Not WHO conference today?
Is Tedros taking his nap?

u r gay

2420 BLAZE IT
POLAND LEGALISATION CONFIRMED

disease free

>Many sisters and brothers,
>Like birds in their nest,
>Are ready for rest;
>And sport no more seen,
>On the darkening Green.

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American virus

Made in America

American virus

Made in America

American virus

Made in America

Guten Tag mein Herr, you are not supposed to be here at this hour. Please return to your home.

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Lads how bad is this gonna get I'm actually getting real scared now I thought this was a month long excuse to play vidya, watch animu and shitpost while getting paid by the government/company...

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I would supper spread her arese and fanny.

*coof coof*

Crashing this general, WITH NO SURVIVORS

Not true!

we dont have enough tests. They aren't even testing the medical workers in the US. Only richfags and deathly ill are getting tested.

Some user was making a Corona-chan gif. I wonder how's he doing

How about lets ship the infected off to camps before its too late?
Why don't the tranny jannies do something about this? Instead of bs like enforcing stupid board rules?
Why haven't virtual coofers been quarantined?

Don't fucking joke about this. If my PC fries during this I'll be unable to replace it for months.

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>Bilateral viral pneumonia and ARDS.
>Lung fibrosis and permanent loss of lung function.
>Myocarditis and pericarditis and the breakdown of the heart muscle into the bloodstream, accompanied by elevated troponin levels.
>Excessive clotting leading to myocardial infarction.
>Mild viral hepatitis, indicated by abnormal AST/ALT and elevated ferritin.
>Myoglobinemia and renal tubular damage that leads to acute kidney injury.
>Cytokine release syndrome.
>Bacterial co-infections and viral sepsis leading to multiple organ failure and excess clotting.
>Hypokalemia, low lymphocytes, low platelets, and low white blood cell counts. One might think it's odd how it causes clotting with low platelets, but it's because the sepsis puts gunk in your bloodstream made up of your own dissolved tissues.
>Male infertility and damage to the seminiferous ducts, indicated by abnormal testosterone and luteinizing hormone levels.
>Medullary damage that causes dysautonomia and loss of automatic breathing.

I have compiled a detailed research file on SARS-CoV and SARS-CoV-2. It contains a number of scientific papers on the pathology of this disease, organized neatly with headers and everything. Educate yourself:

docs.google.com/document/d/110N1IKbV7tlB61qD-QZGqTBr5a2MCZqAqXgDCIfJxGE/edit?usp=sharing

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We are all gonna die.

Bullshit

South Korea ranks 14 you fucking retard, they're still ahead of Canada.

We got our second death

Is this some kind of mod experiment to see how exponential growth works? Something like that one time when WoW servers got infected from a raid boss?

you can't stop it

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yeah well...

i bet: the superrich fucks like bill gates etc

WHO involved (pretty obviously i think)
most goverments also (at least partly) involved

it's a war of the rich (+ their dicksuckers aka politicans and media) versus the people...

just my guess

*coof*
*coof*...

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Insider pastabro here.
Lombardy still haven't come out for some reason... but the numbers for other Regions are good (some are lower than yesterday).
Will post numbers as soon as I receive them.

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That WoW thing was amazing. Old WoW was fun.

That's not funny. It's hard as fuck to replace a motherboard right now with so much shit closed down.

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Why didn't Prince Charles even get sick?

do we have a +750k corona chan yet

that's my #2 fear

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>How about lets ship the infected off to camps before its too late?

Put them on cruise ships.

I don't think so, because from what I'm seeing when you reply to green you make them less green, while sucking more green to yourself.

THE FIRE RISES

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No

>Is this some kind of mod experiment to see how exponential growth works?
Possibly. But what day is it?

youtube.com/watch?v=ksB99EzEKVo&feature=emb_title

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thanks for the new chart.

Thanks.

nigger if you don't think the deep state and the military industrial complex are chomping at the bit for a cold or hot war with China, you have one too many chromosomes

he routinely cites CIA sources like RFA, Epoch Times, and a shady dude Gertz who has Mossad connections. put one and one together

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You motherfucker

Cleared my history. Am I cured now?

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g-give me biohazard symbol

>mods being intelligent
wouldnt bet on it

fucking huehues

NEW ZOMBIE

You are super green bro

I never replied to your mother reply bait but fuck you

No I don't know what a computer is. Tell me more.

This also. I think it's April fool's day and so we will be guessing ad infinitum.

>trump was right
stupid burger it's only going to get worse, while your clown president will be safe in a bunker when all of you are going to be killing each other for food.

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>religious retards think their imaginary friend will protect them

Next you're going to tell me ducks go quack.

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ALL COOFERS ARE TO SELF QUARANTINE THEMSELVES BY FUCKING OFF TO PLEBBIT.

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No, word is the artist will do a 1 million pic.

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>251404009
like all things 4chunz related; it's your IP address moran

You are greener than him.

realy? congrats

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I am not infected bitches

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Go away chang

U.S. INTELLIGENCE: CHINA CONCEALED EXTENT OF VIRUS OUTBREAK, UNDER-REPORTED VIRUS CASES, DEATHS
>U.S. INTELLIGENCE: CHINA CONCEALED EXTENT OF VIRUS OUTBREAK, UNDER-REPORTED VIRUS CASES, DEATHS

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I'm not really infected, it's a hoax.

Calling out to all uninfected, I have a bunker, meet me at the local mcdonalds in an hour for instructions. No green nonces allowed.

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Time will give it to you. As soon as I woke up I already had it

Um.. What are the symptoms?

Watch Steve Bannon's twice-daily updates or listen to his podcasts, user. He separates the information from the bullshit.

If not, why not?

pandemic.warroom.org/

Also, never forget that Governor Cuomo is a sneaky shit of a politician who lied to the world about old ladies dying for lack of a ventilator when he had a ton of them stockpiled. Then looked foolish when he tried to sputteringly explain.

1063word.radio.com/media/audio-channel/the-tara-show-3-30-20-hour-4

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test

Guys... I don’t feel so good

Spain leading by example yet another day. ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS COUNTRY LADS! Imagine not living in the epicenter of the virus and not enjoying the show.

Anyone has this one but with bat soup?

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>251402845
hot

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I know you both here in cvg lmao

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He has the right drugs

You need to make posts that do not get (you)'s to get clearer.

wat

>while your clown president will be safe in a bunker when all of you are going to be killing each other for food.
You say that like it's a bad thing.

am I infected yet?

Let me give you the gift anons

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*coofs* sorry you were saying?

Funko pops!

Holy shit when did Michigan become the third most infected state? This is Ohio's fault

>Incoming call

>US INTELLIGENCE:STATING THE OBVIOUS

>251404293
>U.S. INTELLIGENCE: CHINA CONCEALED EXTENT OF VIRUS OUTBREAK, UNDER-REPORTED VIRUS CASES, DEATHS
Much like Iraq concealed its WMD, rite? Who still believes these glowniggers

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Nope.

Jokes on you im already infected

yes

havent you heard that 80% of the infected has only mild symptoms? even among the 70 yo the percentage is quite high.
use your brain

I got it without replying to anyone infected.

>coofs in your general direction
You're welcome.

did you really need u.s intelligence to tell you that ???

us anons here @ /cvg/ knew this in early February.....even a Chinese national news broadcaster had reported like 20,000 deaths before covering up the value later on.....

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Why yes, I am immune. How could you tell?

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>How bad its gonna get
"The division" type of post-apocalypse

don't worry it would happen soon in other countries too good luck out there stalker.

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GO TO HELL

WE'RE SO GREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS IS

OGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How is argiebro not infected he's as close to being patient zero as he can be.

I'm getting worse

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muh diarrhea

doesn't affect reptilians

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Are we about to witness the world finally calling out China publically?

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Lets see

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Depends on the state. We got a 28% positive rate on our tests. Fuck yeah, California!

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good, i dont want to go outside anyway

>Russia is sending millions of masks to Italy/Spain/whatever
>meanwhile the masks are sold out everywhere in Russia and medical staff is literally making handmade cloth masks

lol extrovert normietards are malfunctioning ! corona is turning them gay LOL !

Racist

really?

Really now

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soon

so what are all these links in the OP about it ruining your lungs, nervous system etc. over time no matter how mild it was?

Guy's what are some tell tale signs that I have it? I have a little bit of chest pain and I've had a light cough for the passed 2 days.

Where can I go that I can get tested?

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>mfw Italy in 40 minutes
worry

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>America shut down direct flights from China 2 months ago
>Shut down flights from Europe 1 month ago
>Did nothing to slow the community spreading taking place within burger land

What is this pandemic strategy called?

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I fucking HATE china
I WANT A GODDAMN PIZZA PIE
Nanking massacre is hereby forgiven for Japan

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NOOO
ARGIE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LAST

>even a Chinese national news broadcaster had reported like 20,000 deaths before covering up the value later on
lol that's obviously not true

Hey guys, watch this :3

You here based journo pastabro?

you're fucking dead mate

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these things happens user

It's not a competition. We're all in this together.

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*ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

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>mfw

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the mongoloid who tried to do heard immunity until he got his own ass infected should not be throwing stones

Cute bunker

kek

checking if I have Chinese lung aids yet

It's pretty bizarre all around. Maybe Putin is courting euros because he realized China is quite possibly the worst ally of all time and doesn't want to get stuck with them when SHTF globally.

its ok, ive got a suit

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have you seen any reports of infected retillians?

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It's more likely you don't have it and will get it if you go were everyone goes to get tested. It's probably just anxiety worry if you get a fever.

I'm fine lads, it's a hoax.

I'm not sick this isn't funny anymore

stay away from me filthy coofers

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Where the fuck are the NYC numbers!

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how do you die from alzheimers?

>US Intelligence: China's duty as an adversary was to warn us.
>US Intelligence: We as your hired and paid officials never even heard of this thing before everyone in the office started coofing.
>US Intelligence: We are totally not lying.

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coof coof

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You shutdown flights to stop cross contamination of different strains.
We should probably deploy mines along the north and southern boarder too just to be safe

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Merde

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We need Gary...where is Garyyyyy ?
How many more ? 1828 ? 1829 ? Its just the flu brooo, nothingburger

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Finally, i'm fully green now I can coof properly.

What's the mortality rate of infected so far?

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>what are some tell tale signs that I have it
chest pain and a coof are tell tale signs
better drive your mobility scooter to the nearest cooling truck

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Make out with me I'm clean promise

What is this green shit and WHERE the HELL is Gary?

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cough ss here

I vow to not stop posting until I get a biohazard symbol.

PLEASE COOF DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH

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Infect me

fuck off leaf *cooof*

cope harder Yellow man

Does this virus ruin your body in the long term no matter what or not?

>Entire Threads turning green
>Green
>Tiberium
>Command and Conquer timeline reached

Fucking finally bros. The uninfected will harvest the infected, use them as a new source of power and lead to a greater understanding of our universe,

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Seriously. Japan, please, stop denying it. Embrace it. Everyone will agree you were fucking right. Including the fucked up Unit 731. You were doing the world a favor and we didn't realize it.

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*coof*

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Thanks. I'll monitor my temp. I work in hospitals so I've been getting screened everyday. My temp yesterday was around 97.1

coof

*coof*

Any new spicy youtube compilations with good music? Like this one I mean:
>youtube.com/watch?v=0NLizAhyt-A&bpctr=1585756606

probabyl,seem people that got lung damaged and a reinfection or some respiratory would be pretty much fatal, there havent been much info on this desu

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why are some posts green?

Ayyyy lmao, what has Hiroshimoot done.

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yes it was, i am trying to find the pic........

if any other anons know what i am referring to post that pic where it was reported at like 20k+ death toll and then it got changed later on......

Don't give up.

Brazil should increase its testing in the coming week, so expect our numbers to significantly increase.
We are going to take the crown away from the burgers

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GLOWING
CIA
CORONAVIRUS

Vitamin C user get on it now
youtube.com/watch?v=QvXpgY8scqw
Try 2g every two hours and if you can tolerate more do it. Keep upping the dosage till you get loose stools and then back it down a bit and you have found your maximum dose.
Give your immune system a fighting chance and don't give up on life

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How many deaths??

China only have some good people and their novels only exploded because japan influence on them later on, if it wasnt japan they wouldnt even have grow so much mfw

Not being pozzed with the negro virus feels good, I heard only people with the blacked.com browser cookie gets it

...

If you are infected on Yas Forums you are infected in real life.

You will become a muntant. A viceroid most likely.

Sooo this thing likely leaked from a the Wuhan National Laboratory right? Chinese researchers are saying that the virus originated from the Horseshoe Bat, which wasn't being sold in the Wuhan wet markets, but it was being used for research at the Wuhan National Lab. SARS leaked out of Beijing labs multiple times before, so it's not like it's out of the realm of possibility.

Anyone have thoughts? How long before international scientists get on board with this? Are they scared to lose Chinese collaborators?

Source on pic: nature.com/news/polopoly_fs/1.21487!/menu/main/topColumns/topLeftColumn/pdf/nature.2017.21487.pdf?origin=ppub

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Need vitamin c

here ya go

>tfw still have to leave the house and family leaves the house as well
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*coof* Don't worry bro, just a flu going around

*COOF*

Test

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You will try.

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*cooof*

>Nevertheless, scientists say that it is unlikely that the virus is striking twice.

Does the faggot OP even read the articles he posts?

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You already a greenfag anyways

you will feel it if it ruins your lungs. the majority will have flu symptoms only, some will be even asymptomatic.
those ~20% with difficulty breathing have damaged lungs. it might or might not be permanent.

>The correlation between the beginning of universal BCG vaccination and the protection against COVID-19 suggests that BCG might confer long-lasting protection against the current strain of coronavirus.

do you have BCG?

looks like im fine

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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We are already at 20% of the amount of deaths from heart disease. That's crazy

Why would WHO advise against masks?
This is also an air-lofted disease, what would possibly be bad about reducing that vector?
The lack of masks in hospitals?
Maybe if they stopped artificially reducing the number of doctors who graduate, that wouldn't be a problem in the first place?

Shalom my fellow white people

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based

i just wake up
>Yas Forums got infected
ITS OVER GUYS