Gathered data so far.
>Replying to infected posts does not give you the virus
>Using nice words such as: fag, femdom, jew, tits, whore etc. does not give you the virus.
>Replying to threads does not increase the chance of catching the virus.
>Posting from your phone does not protect you against the virus
Its completely random anons. So leave the site or join the mighty scourge.
> Coof does not increase your chance of transmitting the disease but write it anyway to show solidarity with you fellow scourge brothers
coof
Reply to my post let me see if I get the coof
coof on me too
Boner
I NEED THE CURE FAGGOT
coof nigger coof
Im immune nigger.
Something something Vitamin C
Is this what it was like in China?
I got the virus after coof
faggots
I don't no wanna die
Coof
I'm showing no symptoms at all.
no you're not bucko
Welcome brother to the mighty coof.
I bring the cure.
Why should we though?
Can't catch me fags, I'm radical.
Coof the blasphemer away.
I'M COOFING
lovely
im young and healthy. it is just the flu anyway.
sorry pal coof nigger faggot coof coof
GIVE IT TO ME
I WANT CORONACHAN NOW
coof here ya go coof faggot nigger coof
Rotating ip's does.
GIB CORONA
Also, OP at first glance does not seems to be affected
Coof
Fuck I got coofed on hard let's see
coof
Don't touch your face, or my face.
i still no have coof :(
Heathen! You would decline this wonderful gift! Coof!
Join us brothers, the great coof awaits.
COOF
im pure
COOF
Coof
are we immune? what is your blood type
Yes you do brother, welcome to the coof.
that whole fucking stupidity is so fucking facebook it's disgusting
Coof
Coof
coof coof
oh shit ITS STARTING
what the fuck is this
coof coof coof
coof on me
test
COOF COOF
test
Also fuck niggers
saged
Sorry lad, you tested positive.
>Replying to infected posts does not give you the virus
Wrong.
It's an anti-spammer virus, check /gif/ to see which ones are spamming the most
Yes yes brother coof coof away.
test
Jews are the only virus.
Wait, does it have anything to do with greentext?
There must be something big happening that they need to slide. 100 fucking virus threads up right now.
it doesn't
how do you know?
sage this shit.
the immune master race
Truthfully, I don't even know. All I know is a very rarely get sick IRL
who here immunechad?
It spreads based on what your post is next to. If your post is next to a green post then there is a chance that you catch it.
I seem to be immune. Lemme lick your face to see for sure.
coof coof coof
If you fuck QT boypussi you can become immune like me. Who's laughing now fags?
Coof coof user.
Checked and coofed.
shart
are you a jew sir?
you will catch the coof
This is a Warning from the BHO
Do not reply to Coofers
If you have a Coof you need to go to /mlp/ for testing
The virus is threadborn
There is currently no cure for the Coof
All namefags and tripfags have been confirmed dead
Follow the Board Health Organizations advice
Stay safe and remain calm user
Well I got in a coof sandwich, so let's see if my doom is imminent
*Coof COOF*
We going to have to put them in camps
you just have to be immunechad like me
Coof coof
Testing my viral load. Am I gonna die?
coof
KYUNG-WU GIMME SOME VITC PLEASE!! *coof coof*
Holy fuck what are the repercussions for getting the coof? Does 20% of infected get permabanned at the end of the day?
I'm not feeling too good. Am I gunna be ok bros?
you WILL get the coof
Coof
am.. am i gonna get the coof guys?
I fear no coofer. I have Chad Immunity
Anyone with trap shit on their hard drive gets infected.
Can someone coofing on you infect you?
give me all your shekels and i will release the TANG
I knew I'd be immune. Fortune favors the coofless.
Yea well you know one thing op left out of his analysis?
How about posting from a VPN?
I caught the coof. Hold me bros
nay
>here it did the trick for me
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>I'm showing no symptoms at all.
No.
>COOF
You'll be fine.
That's what *coof* I used to say *coof coof*, fellow leaf *coof*
i mean i dont care about facts im just posting to see if you legit get banned if youre too infected
and/or using a meme flag. stuff we basically reserve for alphabet boys and spammers
Coof
You take Zinc?
How do you get it then?
i wonder if geographic location has something to do with getting the virus
ITS HAPPENING NOW CAN YOU FEEL IT
SORRy dude but I was just given some, *COOF*
Thanks user, yummy tastes like oranges!
>>Using nice words such as: fag, femdom, jew, tits, whore etc. does not give you the virus.
what about the nigger word?
Traps are immune. Post qt traps.
Coof on me
If you have tranny shit on your computer you get it.
P
oh my god my ass
Coof coof
I'm COOFING
what is the nigger word
KILL EM ALL
you are spreading misinformation user, we know that you only get infected from replying to an infected user.
Kill yourself, tranny
Okay phew, i was hoping those fag jew coofer's were just a nothing burger.
The more you post the worst it gets! Run user. Run while you still can!
Checked
I'm praying for your speedy recovery
Check that shit user
user... Y-you're infected. I'm sorry. Expect symptoms to worsen soon. (Un-ironically check your anonymous tag it's infected) This is probably why OP didn't say that word lol
I think it has something to do with your post in proximity to an infected's post.
why arent you dead yet then, pizzanon?
Test
coof
>what is the nigger word
it's nigger
Nazis Duck dick
I don't see what the problem is goyim, I feel fine
Monkey penis
I'm ok. Don't worry about me
Thanks user, but get back... please, *coof coof*, I don't feel too good.
How you get it:
If your post is next to an infected.
If your post is between two greens.
If you get a (YOU) by someone and their post touches yours.
Coof on me
Clover-chan isn't gonna give up that easy. Expect at least a million permabanned posters.
i though it was just a post count?
Wrong that all happened to me and im fine
Fuck you
COOOOOOOOOF
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND COOF
coof
Nothing is completely random there is always an algorithm
Ha ha, still immune.
...
*Coof coof* why would you wanna be coofed on user? *coof coof coof*
I don't give a fuck. It's not fatal.
I don't care if I die, this World is shit anyway
Coof you
Yas Forums virus check, coof.
I want the cool green posts
Keep laughing *coof coof* fellow leaf. The end is nigh *coof coof coof*
remember to eat your ornages guys
you got between 2 greens you got it
You get it from other boards.
Well you're now *coof* infected ;)
*coof coof coof*
Looks like you'll be getting them soon. Your anonymous is getting scratchy there, fren.
Checking my infection level.
Coof
Please god someone infect me
Achoooooooooo~
Just a flu bro
Thanks fren
it's not random
Nah, bruh. I'm not gonna let it stop me from partying.
How did I get infected
All I wanted to do was post innawoods pics
Coof coof coof
>I'm fine guys I ju- COOOF
let me vaccinate you with some medicine
Master spreader Chad here
Apparently
Meh it’s just a flu *coof*