STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU FILTHY FUCKING ANIMALS

Here I'll help you bro

It’d be nice to rest my balls on another pair of balls. No cock? Wouldn’t mind a reacharound fuck toy.

And then he kissed me!

It's not fair

I socially distanced, why is my safe place full of coofers now

Coof nigger everyone dies!

Stay strong, user. [spoiler]And give me your stash or i shoot.[/spoiler]

what

COOOOOOOOOOOOOF

1. The aliens are the shitstacks walkin around without masks. That's quite an example they're settin, isnt it? Since the aliens I see don't have masks, that means their genetics is immune, which means they telepathically fomented the virus release and/or know a cure. A cure would be simple because they can handle the pathogen without hermetic seals.

2. The alien internet 5th Column gives itself the authority to take up space and post jabs at me, regarding whatever the current conversation is, and posts to provoke data collection from other humans on social media, which means they have no problems sweeping humans into the alien dialogue of waste.

3. COVID19 is killing off the people that the aliens do not abduct anymore anyway. Perhaps knowing it is to refill the alien soul reaper trap to prep it for another round of reincarnations after the baby boom of the quarantine conceptions and the post-arrival conceptions.

oh christ i dont feel so good

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>251400847
fucker. learn to CBRN

I used to think I was safe too...
You'll all get the coof, just you wait

I dunno user, I have a pretty strong immune system

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Don't reply to me.

RUN

GET OUT OF HERE AND DONT COME BACK RUNNN

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IM GONNA GET YOU POTATO FUCKER

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Coof

Reply

Citizen, put down the weapon

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user I've been getting coofed on all morning in a bunch of threads

Maybe you have the strong coof that will do it

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CCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF!

>>DECONTAMINATED//251402208

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Help me
help me

>MFW still coof free

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I-I’m fine, there’s nothing wrong with me... p-p *COUGH COUGH* please, ughhhhh...

please no oH GOD I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

I'll coof in your mouth

>251403447
you're probably just asymptomatic

DIEEEEREEEEEEEE

coof

NOOOOO MY FIRST POST

My body is ready user, maybe I just had to open a little wider

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coof coof
ira got rid of the yellow toothed menace only to fall to the yellow prague

WELCOME TO THE COOFMIND

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You can trust me user

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Guys I think Im gonna fucking COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF!!

Coof

COOOOOOOUGH

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take my sleam

coof

don't worry I'm immune I promise

I'm immune

You guys are are crazy it's only a flu

Time for you to die
Enjoy your infection

Fuck you Satan Glownigger.
Praise the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

God
PROTECTS

i'm wearing a mask until this is all over

hey guys whats going on here

*coof*

cooof

Take that gas mask off, you don’t need to wear one trust me!

hi how are ya

I bathe in it

I'm watching your six, OP.

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Aight you still gon die nigga

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Let me into your bunker! I'm not infected, I swear!

Its too late for OP... Anyone not infected trading this... Turn back while you still can.

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NO. YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE COOF!

goddmanit mac you were supposed to be uninfected

*Coughcoughcough*

Oh my, that’s not good.!!

Coof Coof

No

latinos are immune

*coof*

how unfortunate

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Luckily phonechads are immune due to not having a static IP

user, i have very bad news...

I have bad news user