This whole thing was a nothing burger. People are already recovering. Start cross posting again. THE MODS ARE LYING.
Nothing burger
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I'm depending on herd immunity to keep me safe.
Well son of a bitch. I'm gonna lick all of you bastards now.
Me too
What is the name of this virus?
I'm feeling better.
You must be new here
Lick my ass coofer
Man I really hope I recover before it gets worse
Chinkenpox
No I mean what are we calling it when you get green? Certainly not coronachan.
Cohonesvirusz
oh shit, you are gonna get infected. Everyone else here has the virus.
With my nut sack.
I'm pretty sure im immune. only euros get sick.
Lemme get you a bit sicker.
Nope, FL user here.
>New Cases in the Past Hour: 1834 — Recoveries in the Past Hour: 1
NOTHINGBURGER HAPPENINGFAGS SEETHING DEATH CULT ON SUICIDE WATCH
newfag-14
this is our holohoax
Coff coff
You'll all be screeching nothingburger on your deathbeds at this rate.
What happens if I post here_
I passed away sadly
But we get free healthcare
Have I died?
HOW DO WE RECOVER
Am I pozzed? First post in years. Probably should of stayed in isolation.
DON'T LET THEM COOF ON YOU
>t. been getting coofed on all day and still immune
*teleports behind you*
*coofs*
Pshh nothin personnel kid
You need to reply to a virgin post
lol tooo bad
Give me your virgin blood
i got sleamed bros
Super sneeze
So I’m fucked?
Whats going on?
Big League
people are getting sleamed and turning green
The coof is now spreading via online interaction, and Yas Forums has developed the most effective coof test to date. They don't even have to swab you.
Personally I’ve been watching frozen and frozen 2 back to back for weeks. How bout you? Seems like everyone is coofing here
Sleam?? All this for a little bit of sleam?!?!
>frozen and frozen 2
based and Elsapilled
>0 deaths so far
Nothing burger
oh no, coof coof
Tongue my butthole Satan.
There never was a medical problem, it was a red herring to facilitate another recession.
Just to be on the safe side I got myself a Yas Forums-approved respirator.
coof
THERE’S HOPE FOR US
So what are the rules of this thing? Just don’t reply to an infected? I’ve been coofed on for hours today
Not quite. Only people from their mobiles get infected.
I’m on my phone now dipshit. Not replying directly to you
WE WILL NOT MAKE IT, REMEMBER US
Only IPhones.
Jannies are chinks and kikes!
depends on the digits of the coofer
You had a 50/50 shot and guessed wrong. Keep trying! I assume if I reply directly I’ll be coofed?
Nope. Only iPhones that get even digits.
fp
what is going on lol?
Keep trying!
What do you mean?
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Just ah
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AHHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mistakes have been made.
"coof" "coof"