/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2810 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

spit on me

Anons, let's go and infect /lgbt/ before the day is over

Okay, Bill.

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DO NOT REPLY TO PEOPLE DIRECTLY! THIS IS HOW THE VIRUS SPREADS!

PLEASE PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING BY ONLY REPLYING WITH AN @, NOT >>

TOGETHER WE CAN FLATTEN THE CURVE

youtube.com/watch?v=yKaUnCSGXlw

GET OUT INFECTION NIGGERS

>flatten the curve
Lol

Societal collapse when?

Do not coof on me

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COOF

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>876318 infected
>43518 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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big whoop. it's just flu lite.

keep your infections away from me!

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coof

post to post transmission does not happen per Tedros and China, relax

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not today, buckos *cooooooof*

PUDDI PUDDI

youtu.be/KLJ-jXJLPcU

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don't coof on me bro

I hope this virus finishes us off for good. This country is doomed either from the far future without a virus, or all the low IQ retards ignoring the happening and getting infected.
Burgerbros, I yearn for a post-pandemic American wasteland

*coof*

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I don't want to die.

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I just wanna get infected

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post the nude one

Just a flu, bro

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GODSPEED CORONA-CHAN

it can happen out of no where. Its amazing how much the politicians can keep stringing people along. I don't think anything crazy happens as long as we have electricity and internet even without food and water.

If you get infected on Yas Forums you get infected in real life

digits confirm

Just waiting for the collapse to fully begin

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Go LARP somewhere else

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1k deaths today?

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*coof*

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KILL COOFERS

has anyone done a coofing dancing funeral meme yet?

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Easy, just reply to enough coofers like me

i coof on whomever i want,""""bro""""
*COOOOF*

We've been rumbled

Post your face when you're not a diseasefag.

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herd immunity this *cooooof*

Too slow by one.

*coofs on you*

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NUMBA ONE

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why are the saudis and russias having an oil war at this time? fucking mad lads the both of them

chng.it/6HKrfZc7gp
about 700,000 signed this petition to get rid of the nigger.

I don’t feel so good /cvg/. *coof coof*

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Good thing I'm immune

Two coofs says 1.1k

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of course it won't, dumbo. but it will fuck social security systems and that can lead to much worse

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*coof*
*coof*
not for long user

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feels good to be healthy

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it's definitely in the cards
26k new cases and 1100 deaths would be clear indication of USA death spiral

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 189,661 (4,097) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 102,136 (9,053) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 74,508 (821) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,137 (461) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Turkey 13,531 (214) Austria 10,501 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 5,861 (203) Israel 5,591 (21) Sweden 4,947 (239) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,828 (43) Czech Republic 3,330 (32) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 3,092 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Romania 2,460 (86) Poland 2,420 (36) Philippines 2,311 (96) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Japan 2,178 (57) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Pakistan 2,071 (26) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) India 1,637 (45) Finland 1,446 (17) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Iceland 1,220 (2) Mexico 1,215 (29) Panama 1,181 (30) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +1,131 (+44) Spain +6,213 (+589) China +36 (+7) Germany +2,700 (+46) Iran +2,988 (+138) United Kingdom +4,324 (+563) Switzerland +532 (+28) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +321 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Portugal +808 (+27) Brazil +144 (+2) Israel +233 (+1) Sweden +512 (+59) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +187 (+4) Czech Republic +22 (+1) Denmark +232 (+14) Chile +293 (+4) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Romania +215 (+4) Poland +109 (+3) Philippines +227 (+8) Thailand +120 (+2) Saudi Arabia +157 (+6) Indonesia +149 (+21) India +240 (+10) Mexico +121 (+1) Serbia +160 (+5) Estonia +34 (+1) Morocco +21 (+1) Hungary +33 (+4) Bulgaria +23 (+1) Slovakia +37 (+1) Andorra +14 (+2) Kazakhstan +32 (+1) Uruguay (+1) Senegal +15 (+1) Honduras +31 (+3) Belarus +11 (+1) Bolivia +8 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +11 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago +2 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
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coof

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how hasn't india collapsed yet
does the poo poo work?

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Get out coofers

1k deaths in Italy, Spain and USA

Wuhan! Got you all infected

youtube.com/watch?v=zs3KaY3r5bw

for the HERD

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It's not THAT big a deal, jesus christ. It's just House Bubble pop 2.0

I know it's happening at all
but it's starting to get boring

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twitter.com/ChalecosAmarill/status/1245129650948509697

Ecuador people is burning their dead in the streets, wtf

I don't believe you.

Should I get laid before the end, or enter the afterlife a virgin?

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JUST GIVE A KISS TO CORONA-CHAN AND YOU ARE SET FOR GOOD!
let me help you achoo

I'm feeling great

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Corona-chan loves you user

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Keep coofers away from Massachusetts

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Please don't. I have a family

sauce, Gavin

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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really?

do you really think that nigger has any power?
he is paid to say what the jews/deep state wants him to say.
he's the sympton, not the (real) desease.

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I barely even have a little tickle in my throat. Nice "virus" you got there /cvg/

Nothingburgers and chink shills on suicide watch

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Since you're doing this every thread anyway: explain to them that you can't infect other people by replying to them. All this COOF spam is getting unbearable.

thanks for collecting all the coofvirgins in one place, would be a shame if somebody coofed on them...

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checked and *cooofed*

why

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*coof*

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Remember: If you die from Corona it totaly counts

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get to my level, fagget

@251398356
Don't @ me you genetic dead end

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COOF COOF COOF COOF

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Nice advice! Let me lick you!

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I like to think of it as a culling of those that live in dense places or people that are stupid enough to go outside

I̜ͣf̙̓ ỵ̘̤̮̫̳̂̈ͣ͛̇ỏ͖̟̜͆u̥͇̘̮͈̗̱̫͆̍̎̏̊ͬͣ̉ o͇̳͔̘͇̱̜̰͐͌̎̽̒̚ͅǹ̫͚̳͖̙̱̟̰̣̓ͬ̍̑͂ͬͫͪͣ̈̒l̮̼̹̜̤͓͙͍̤̺̿ͦͤ̐ͭ͆͐̓ͤ̿ͮ́ͅͅy̰̦̠̼̠̟͓̘̙͙̖̤͉̿́ͅͅ k͈̺̤̫͈͎͚̫͖̫̠͈̱̪͇̹̈́ͬ͊̏̊̓ͬͧ̍̈̇͑͗ͨ̎̈́̌̚n̜̯̠͚̱͉̱̳̥͉̦̰͇͂͐̒ͦ̐̚e̘̺̖̯̗̹̰̙͇̮͙̰̙͎̻ͦ̆͆̓ͣͯ̄̽̊̑̏̂̽͂ͨ͗̌̃͂ͅẘ͈̱̝̱͙̳̼̫̪̙̱̬̬̪̦̪̻̥̪ͪ̾ ḫ̤͍͎̥̪͈̘̘̟͖̈̓̿̊̍̂͌ͬ͑̎ͯ͆̑̂̌͋͌̎͒̑̔ͫ̐̉̚ỏ̟̼͔̦͇̖̹̻͕̗̘̼̼̘͍̻͙̹̺ͧ̉̏ͯ̉͊̋̑ͨ̄̄ͅͅw̤͙͍͓̰̬͓̱̖͍͕̼͎̣͚͕̮͍̺̘̠̰̤̩͍̳͕̠͖̭̆̏ͪ̐͂̽ͨͬͤ͆̃̏ͯ̃ͦ̀ͮ̀̔̂̔̐ͣͪ̽̑̚ͅ b̖̝̼͓̩̦̠̖͔͛̎̀͗ͯ͑͋ͩ͊ͪͨͭ͌́͒̉ͫ̒ͯͦ̒ͦ̊ͧ͂̃ͤͨ͐ͩ̉ͦ̚ͅà̳̭̦̼͈͇̭̺̠̯̠̦̗̻̹͙̤̼͓̘͚̤͖̘̮̳̆̒̆ͤͧ͛͗̎̑̂ͯ͑ͩ̉̂͌ͭ̍͆̋̏͒̆̽d̦̮̹̗̰̯͙̞̟ͨ i͚͓͇̟̼̠̘̰͕̗̩̟̰͕̪̗͔ͣ̆ͬ̑͒̑̏͆͆ͦ͊̆ͤ̋ͪ̔̾͋ͤ́̄̓̄̽̾̎̏̎̊̐ͣ̀ͩ̀̓͛̍ͪ̚t̯͎̜̺͚̫̘͍͚̙̰̂̒̓̋ͬ͐͋́̈͆̒͒͌ͣ͆͊̾ͩͣ̍̽͑̋ͫ͆ͅ r̺͎̘̘̞̱̤̻̟̞̠̓̈́̉ͅe̳͕͚͍͔̪͚̟̫̩̼̦͔̭̜͛ͅȁ̯̹̝̜̤̰̝̯͕̤͎̞̱̗̻̤̙̟͖̫̞̬̰͈̬̳̰̩̻̝̱͙̙͙͈̱̹͔̤̟̯ͪͮ͐̎̀̾̈́̓̏̓͐̾̐̉̓̐́̔͛̓͊ͬ̾ͨ̍̚ͅͅl̯̹͍͉͊ͭ͂̏̎́ͦ͗̔̽͐̔ͨ̿̊ͨͫ̾ͧ̔̒̒ͪ̏ͫ̃̆ͣ̈́̋ͤ͐̽͆ͪ̎ͦ͆͐͒ͯ̐ͦ̓̈́͌͊͋̇̍̀̚̚ͅy̥̥͈̪̜̗͎̰̭̗̗̑̒ͣͯ́ w̠̯͈̯̩̼͈̗̪ͤ̀a̪̗̯̮͎͖̬̹̺̤̠͓̒̽̆́́̋ͤͪs͙̣͉̳̬̝̗̗͈̮̼̭͍̦͓͇̪̞̱̰̻͕͎̖̟̮̞̺̯̬̮̰̭̙̰̬̼͎̩͕̥̖̪̠̯͚̺̯̋̾̀ͮ́̏ͩͫ̍ͬ̇͗̌̏͗ͪ̎̌ͭ͆̈́͐̏̉̍͗͑̒̽̽ͣ́͌̈̚ͅͅ.̪̰͈͓̤̿͒͗̂̎ͭͫͣ̃̿̑ͦ̂̔ͯ̐͛ͯ͐̓͌̓͋͊͗ͬ̽͂͆ͫ̈͋͛̄ͪͯͤ̉̔̀ͪ͂͂̎͋̆ͪ̀͆̿̂̿̄̑̄̌͗̚̚

FRENCH MEDICAL JOURNALIST ADMIT THEY LIED ABOUT INEFFECTIVENESS OF MASK FOR GENERAL POPULATION
> FRENCH MEDICAL JOURNALIST ADMIT THEY LIED ABOUT INEFFECTIVENESS OF MASK FOR GENERAL POPULATION
FRENCH MEDICAL JOURNALIST ADMIT THEY LIED ABOUT INEFFECTIVENESS OF MASK FOR GENERAL POPULATION
> FRENCH MEDICAL JOURNALIST ADMIT THEY LIED ABOUT INEFFECTIVENESS OF MASK FOR GENERAL POPULATION
youtube.com/watch?v=NEmlazjInE0&feature=emb_logo

You too will be infected user there is no escaping her embrace

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KEEP AWAY FROM ME REEEEEEEE

FOOC

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why did you suck off a nigger, mister?

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*coof in weaboo*

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You can't get it like this
It is prob digits based like if you roll 19

According to some poo user that was here two threads ago, india has gone bananas inside itself (no jobs whatsoever,massive infection rate,and they somehow manage to get the whole thing go hush hush like china did)

HOLD CHINA ACCOUNTABLE ITS TIME FOR THEM TO PAY

Use the tomorrow style, it glows even more