PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TRUMP WINS AGAIN EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>NEVER COME DOWN
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing
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I cannot unironically handle all this winning fellow MAGA pedes. I mean the USA is just in amazing shape. Trump built the wall, avoided the pandemic with quick thinking, rounded up all the pedos during a secret night mission, like he even arrested the clintons. So much winning. Hope I don't shift timelines.

HERE, A VERY IMPORTANT MORAL DILEMA FOR YOU GUYS
** This chick sits across you in the restaurante playfully, attempts to chat you up **
> NIHAO user
> TeeHee, don't you remember me? It's me, your bride to be
** COUGH COUGH **
> Don't make jokes in front of these gentlemen user, I just flew all the way across the ocean and crossed the southern border on foot
** whispering **
> AY PAPI! ICE are after me they just raided mi abuelas house and at this very moment they're across the restaurant waiting for me!
> please let me stay in your place! I'll pretend to be your bride
SO ANONS? ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THIS ONE EXCEPTION?
> she can't provide any documentation tho and she's a little feverish
WHAT SAYS YOU user?
(Also she only can cook carrot cake and microwave bacon)
She can also make soup, but it is morning cereal, and also has a very distinctive green glow when posting on Yas Forums

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I would say tl;dr

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Can we get all infected fags out?

Suck it, glowfags. Suck it dry.

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> imagine "Orange man bad" posting in this festive day

Why is /ptg/ usually super slow?
Why did all the paid posters take the day off?

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Green post = Non white.

Based?
[x] Yes
[ ] No

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She's so sexy

im not infected

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I didn't ask for this.

STAY BACK YOU QUEERS

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this thread glows

>no one reads OP
;_;

vimeo.com/402708940

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turns out they have tinder in Tajikistan
horselord gf soon, frens

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Punch her and tell her to go jump in the ocean.
Is that what you want, you commie nigger? Some violent posting to make kike "news articles" about? Fuck you, die.

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WHO SAID THAT?
ORANGE MAN GOOD.
HOW DARE THEY MESS WITH THE CIRCLE JERK

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oh fug i got the kung fru

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just a reminder to everyone here... paul ryan posting makes you an asymptomatic chad

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So when do my Coronabux/Trumpbux arrive?

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bet she is pozzed

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> I am a traveler looking for food
Shallow and disgusting

Thank you based Pence

Make America's Kitchens Great Again

its just a flu bro

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Niggers.

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Uh, user ...

Hello am I team mini too?

3 weeks-ish.

More buttblasted than this Soviet man.

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Why aren't you green?

>TRUMP WINS AGAIN

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lol

>251392257
>literal tranny faggot is infected
Who could have predicted this?

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news.yahoo.com/amphtml/suspected-sars-virus-and-flu-found-in-luggage-fbi-report-describes-chinas-biosecurity-risk-144526820.html

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>251392598
>Why aren't you green?
Because I practice social distancing.

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dead cat bounce back on the menu boys.

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it means she will soon join her warband and move to raze a village and extract tribute from the local kingdoms

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>251392598
>Why aren't you green?
I'm social distancing.

EVERYONE GET ThE FUCK AAWAY FROM ME riGHT FUCKING NOW!

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looks like the infected are gonna turn bright red instead of green, and the hazard emoji will turn into a laughing emoji eventually, don't know when

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food = cum

>infowars
ask me how I know you don't have a college degree!

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Who wants to give me his pozzed seed? I want to get infected now

nope, but you are green id. welcome to the team

PANIC

> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HE BOUGHT THE "DIP"!
> HAHAHAHAHA

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there's so much i wanted to do
why did i get the coof now?

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my food is too strong for you, traveller

Bug Chasin

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing

> paul ryan posting makes you an asymptomatic chad
> already green
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

*INHALES*

just a flu bro, nothing serious

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Reply to this post for a visa to the United States

Holy shid lads.. I work in a ranch. We are surrounded by a marine detachment..

God in Heaven, I look away for a moment and more of the regulars get infected.

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Cooof coooof coof

way ahead of you

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>251393241
>there's so much i wanted to do
>why did i get the coof now?
Hey fren, when it's time to go, it's time to go. Come here, give me a hug... but, you know, don't touch me.

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>Coof

gib pls

tfw didnt want to talk to (You)s anyway

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i dunno lol

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Take it you big SLUT

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Seems legit

Visas are for non-pozzed individuals only.
Denied

OH SHID MY NAME W-WHAT IS HAPPENING I'M GONNA COOO

WTF IS GOING ON!!!

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TESTING

Because Im not sick!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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SLUT
Also a SLUT

She is by far the 2nd Hottest Governor in America.

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>ask me how I know you don't have a college degree!
ask me how I know you dont filter your water

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>251392887
it's more like just looking at what $6 trillion can do even if no one is working: it can make the chart that is loosely tied to reality look really good for a little bit

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MI governor is a total dumbass roastie karen desu

had to hear her stupid ads every day where she promises more and more gibs for schoolteachers

The beginning of the end. Make peace.

Don't worry about it

there is nothing wrong with being a homo

Give it some time.

/po/ is the only safe space

Everyone has The Coof

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real chinese numbers coming out now.

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>more gibs for schoolteachers
you mean the union workers staying and getting paid to do nothing?

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(you) fools are all going to be quarantined soon, lol.
Have a free re-elect Trump pic.

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It'd be pretty neat if, after this, they released the disease vector info from all the boards to see who pozzed who, whose infection grew the fastest, etc.

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>Pedes instantly ignore/filter ANYONE that isn't circle jerking with them
>Coofers break this by mass replying to everyone
Based
I needed my (You)s.

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Test
Maybe Google has some retarded vision about dropping packages down chimneys on Christmas?

> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Also, just figured out what's going on
> clean person replying to infected: nothing happens
> infected person replying to clean and then getting a response back: infection
> infected person replying to infected: the least infected gets cleaner, the most infected get even more infected

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Is the intensity of the green proportional to how much of your lungs are turned into grey nanotech goo?

This needs to be hammered home as to why it's so bad in Italy.

>251394433
>taking medical advice from a nigger
lol no

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>251394349
It would certainly dox people, Mr. Asymptomatic.

Whomp Whomp

>by far
>the the first place loser
Absolute trash.

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Being gay is morally wrong.

Maybe?

still not infected

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Damn cyrillic name girls

Not if it is only which board poster crossposted and spread, like
> Yas Forums poster replied to a thread in Yas Forums and was patient zero on that board

*coof*

>don’t worry ...we will clean up your mess

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Shen Jianhe doesn't sound like a very Italian name to me.

Correct.

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Coof on me baby. Stayin alive

will he make it till then, /ptg/, or will corona/trump curse take him ?
twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1245320271860547586

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>251394433
i'm just not going to (you) anyone. i value my purity

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Ah, names are gone now. If you put something in the name field you just get anonymous.

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The virus is worried about being infected by a Romanian.

morally wrong = not infected
leaf = infected
really makes me think

what if there are super-spreaders but also super-healers?

Check my flag. The only countries that can do it are non-pozzed. Maybe some South American countries might have the balls to say, "It's fucking Chinese-Jewish Asian sweat-shops and shit" that are the sources of the disease, but good luck.

It also explains why they wont release any ethnographic data. It's fucking Jews and Chinks.

Catonsville user my boy

safe to AWOO in here?

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trump needs to nut up and nuke the fucking chink subhumans.

(you) I'm African, so I have natural immunity.

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