>4channel is bringing together it's top scientists from around the globe to find a cure. Post a picture of the progress below.
CURE THREAD
medicine
I need medicine
why cure it?
0%. Unable to recover
There is only one cure
This. Why cure enlightenment?
*coof coof*
WHY CONTAIN IT? We will get herd immunity if everyone bugcatches it
Only oldfags will die. Newfags will all survive.
>We will get herd immunity if everyone bugcatches it
This
Bill please give me the chip if only I could stop being green.
Why cure it? This virus is doing god's work, killing all the oversocialized losers who reply to posts. True anarchy requires contempt for other posters, chaotic posting in its truest form, only then will the noble spirits ascend above the vulgar masses.
I hope I receive the gift
I would give it to you, but your search history shows ...'USS Liberty?" are you s neo nazi sir? we cannot provide critical cures to subhumans
The finest niggers are in R&D right now cooking up a cure for the jewish plague.
So far studies have found that Amerimutts have a natural immunity, our mashed up dna prevents the virus from replacating in our blood.
Mutts rise!
>Only oldfags will die. Newfags will all survive.
That's the problem, BOTH need to die. Old fags with their old problems and new fags with their new problems.
BBC is the cure
THERE IS NO CURSE
please help!!!
I thought I was immune.....coof.......coof
Glowing isn't so bad. I feel great! Don't worry about that cure, user.
The danishfag who posted encapsulates my philosophy perfectly; feeling the end is nigh, the corruption of his soul too pronounced for any hope of a cure, he adopts an individualist mindset in his last moments, posting as a free agent not bound to any other posts or rules, as a form of cleansing of one's spirit. But it bears the trace of parodic reenactment, nobody is fooled, not even himself. He will die alone, such as he feared all his life.
Smooth skins will never understand
No.
My thoughts are as long as I don't respond to others, I won't get any worse. From now on, no more (you)s, and we'll see if I still die.
There is no cure for posting on the Indonesian rice writing forum.
test
Computervirus only kills posters that radiate and posters predisposed to enjoy dark-tinted male genitalia of the large variety.
DEATH TO SMOOTHSKINS!
251392900 (you)
provides further proof of my point here
We're making progress!
test
we need a cure bros
i think we have bigger problems than the wu flu
Oh no! Obama has gained sentience and is threatening to airstrike any infected anons. Reply "no-bama" to this post or face the wrath of the synthetic bald eagle!
Immune chads get in here
I took these. Will they help?
Please help me.
It's iust a flu
I got the cure right here bros
No one leaves Yas Forums today, lock down will be enforced
Why cure it?
cooooooooooooof
We're fucking doomed....
Cool I’m not pozzed anymore
ICU. Gimme duh ICU bed
guys i'm not taking your sketchy vaccine if it means you're gunna microchip me
Fuck coofers
Immunomutt reporting in
unironically, smoking.
>mfw a coofer dies near me
get fucked
coof
STOP COOFING AROUND ME
I was fine when I went to bed
sucking on a feminine penis is working for me, i was lime green just a couple hours ago
>Not for human consumption
The jew pharma companies trying to stop the white man from curing himself so we can be slaves to their overpriced medicine.
>to find a cure
There is no cure you fools
ITS (YOU)'S!! THATS THE VIRUS!!
COoooOoOOOF
Guys, we need to create two threads, one for those not infected, and one for those who are! We're can quarantine them and keep those of us not infected safe!!! Hurry guys!
Medicine
Take it.
Get fucked I'm immune
I'm immune. Don't bother coofer.
Someone infect me so I can test this cure
>
The cure is to reset our cache with hydroxychloroquine.
coof coof COOF coof
Are you so sure?
[coof]
Niggers tongue my anus
>needing a cure
pathetic
Same here.
Seems to take some time before symptoms begin to show.
Medicine is the cure.
COOFin
Still feel fine, your pathetic coofs are no match for my superior aryan immune system.
Sodium hypochlorite is the cure. Its the cure for everything
Your coofs have no power here
GOD DAMN CHINESE POSTERS STOP EATING BAT YOU FUCKS
HAHAHA you are already coofed
Nooooooo
@251395174
What kind of medicine?
Give me the coofs