/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2809 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

coofCOOFcoofCOOOOOOF

I'm feeling Cooficidal right now.

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So much for a nothing burger.
800k+ infected globally.

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USA 200k today

>world crashing and burning
>"LETS HAVE FUN IN APRILS FOOLS LIKE PLEBBIT HAHAHAHA WE ARE SO DIFFERENT!"

reminder that you people are part of the problem too
cant wait for the big reset

COOOF

I have the feeling this burger has something inside

Reminder: Stay at least 6 posts away from those infected.

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whats this whole backpedaling WHO shit about the virus not being airborne?

Like are you retarded? Are you telling me that EVERY single infected either got COOF'd on or licked their hands after touching a COOF'd object?

Get the fuck outta here

People at work (hospital) are reporting that their neighbors are harassing them and telling them to move away. Fucking fantastic. I hope these fucktards croak in their own homes.

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Hi anons,

I'm looking for a Pic that was posted by some Yas Forumsack in which there was a summary of allthe CEOs that stepped down during January / February.

I can't find it anymore so, it would be nice if somebody could share.

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900k WHEN?

How can people be drying by the literal truckload from not having ventilators when there are ventilators sitting around, sterile and unused in random hallways?
This one too.
How are hospitals being over run with the sick when they're empty?
This one too.
Why are we not hearing ambulance sirens constantly at this point?

Is possible 50k deaths at 1 million?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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If under a million die here then this was a nothingburger all along.

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>not wanting to fugg a hot nurse even if with coronavirus
fucking normies

news.yahoo.com/now-trump-says-wrong-compare-coronavirus-regular-flu-003125676.html

- President Donald Trump said Tuesday that the risk from coronavirus is emphatically worse than regular flu, reversing his previous statements.

Trump told a White House press conference that "a lot of people" had previously suggested the country should simply let the coronavirus take its course, just like the seasonal flu.

"Ride it out, don't do anything, just ride it out and think of it as the flu," they said, according to Trump, who said: "But it's not the flu. It is vicious."

>251391251
I think it's guaranteed

0/10 since it is misinformation. DNA is not a protein. Also, the stuff about soap and heat dissolving phospholipid bilayers isn't true. If it were, you'd melt during a hot shower.

Daily reminder that no coofers allowed in /cvg/

F and checked

based

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pls dont

endoftheamericandream.com/archives/why-did-hundreds-of-ceos-resign-just-before-the-world-started-going-absolutely-crazy

Stay healthy bakerbro! We're counting on you!

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This virus is a nothingburger, but the racism against greenfriends is horrible. We need to all come together and reply to all greenfriends! Today is reply to a greenfriend day

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 188,881 (4,066) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 102,136 (9,053) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 74,508 (821) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,137 (461) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Turkey 13,531 (214) Austria 10,482 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 5,830 (203) Israel 5,591 (21) Sweden 4,947 (239) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,828 (43) Czech Republic 3,330 (32) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 3,092 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Romania 2,460 (86) Poland 2,420 (36) Philippines 2,311 (96) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Japan 2,178 (57) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Pakistan 2,071 (26) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) India 1,637 (45) Finland 1,446 (17) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Iceland 1,220 (2) Mexico 1,215 (29) Panama 1,181 (30) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +351 (+13) Spain +6,213 (+589) China +36 (+7) Germany +2,700 (+46) Iran +2,988 (+138) United Kingdom +4,324 (+563) Switzerland +532 (+28) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +302 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Portugal +808 (+27) Brazil +113 (+2) Israel +233 (+1) Sweden +512 (+59) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +187 (+4) Czech Republic +22 (+1) Denmark +232 (+14) Chile +293 (+4) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Romania +215 (+4) Poland +109 (+3) Philippines +227 (+8) Thailand +120 (+2) Saudi Arabia +157 (+6) Indonesia +149 (+21) India +240 (+10) Mexico +121 (+1) Serbia +160 (+5) Estonia +34 (+1) Morocco +21 (+1) Hungary +33 (+4) Bulgaria +13 (+1) Andorra +14 (+2) Kazakhstan +32 (+1) Uruguay (+1) Senegal +15 (+1) Honduras +31 (+3) Belarus +11 (+1) Bolivia +8 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +11 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago +2 (+1) Bangladesh +3 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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take yo-*coooof*ur meds

Please plague-kun not my lungies :(

Because hundreds of CEOs resign all the time you stupid fuck.

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I am unable to enjoy 4chans april fools this year.

checked and *coofed*

IM COOOOFING

In the world? 2hrs
In the US? 10 days

checked and *coofed*

you aint' glowing you fucking leaf fuck off

30 death ships off Florida

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it’s low energy infected should mutate

Reply to this COOF or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

My dick is green now

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>don't do anything, just ride it out and think of it as the flu
He trusted a jew

>hey guys let's buy a cruise and set a Yas Forumsboat to be safe of the virus, what can go wrong...

>literally taking the coronameme seriously

Keep moving the goalposts

*cooof* *cooof*

Coof

Why does no one ever answer any of my questions? Could it be that there is no answers other than this is all total bullshit? Here's another question while I'm at it.
How come you can get food at all the restaurants pickup or delivery, but you can't sit in the restaurant? If this is so deadly, why haven't all the bigmacs been infected by the 16 year old making them?

Gimme virus, wanna be a glowie for a day

Don't coof on me silly boys~

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am i green yet?

>WHO declared end of swine flu with only 18,500 confirmed dead
>archive.is/kSTFS

Real Swine Flu deaths archive.is/srrqi

The virus is not a living organism

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if all of humanity doesn't die then it will be a nothingburg*coooof*er

fire torpedos

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>virus is probably a bio weapon or at least engineered
is there any evidence for this? seems lots of people think it originated in nature

stop rubbing pesto on it then

That's CDC estimations. Confirmed deaths are 18.500

my very, very rich father in law doesn't seem to understand the timeframe and keeps insisting the entire family go out for a summer vacation this year
for the record, this guy has also been trying to get us on a fucking cruise ship the last three years. pandemic shut him up real fast.
he's trying to kill us all.

youtube.com/watch?v=85456FmaSh4
Sorry, just my allergies

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Fuck it infect me

THEY WENT TO GET INFECTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN LMAO

Yesterday our government said everything is looking good and today we have +560 deaths
wtf

Thanks user, but I'm looking for a particular pic, meme style, with all the pictures of the CEOs and their date of resignation.

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>Reposting
>In short: L strain is everywhere. It is more aggressive and more transmissible (this means a higher R0)
>We're fucked

Beginning of March there was talk about two most prevalent strains of SARS-CoV-2: S and L strain. S being the ancestral version and L being the mutated one, being more aggressive and having a higher transmission rate, and so accounting for its' current prevalence.

>What defines L strain?
Only two SNPs: C (cytosine) at 8782 location (orf1ab gene) AND T (thymine) at 28144 (ORF( gene) of the viral genome.

This is from a study published on 3. of March 2020.

Source: academic.oup.com/nsr/advance-article/doi/10.1093/nsr/nwaa036/5775463

>Which strain is the most prevalent in the world today?
Strain with C and T at positions 8782 and 28144 (L strain) is marked in green and the supposed ancestral strain (S strain) with T and C at positions 8782 and 28144 is marked in blue on the phylogenetic tree and map. Pic related.

It also looks to me from a purely intuitive point of view that there is convergent evolution towards C & T SNPs at both locations (probably because of proposed increased transmission rate), since the bottom branch and the topmost branches of the phylogenetic tree, all converge.

Source: nextstrain.org/ncov?c=gt-nuc_8782,28144

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It's coming

oh god I don't want to become green

Seriously, Boomers are the biggest JUST ever. My mom was at our local clinic to get a medical checkup and according to her, some Boomer woman stormed inside goofing everywhere demanding treatment. They asked her to fuck off to our main regional hospital to get treatment there, since clinics do not treat Corona. They don't even fucking listen to the recommendations. Every oldfag here goes out on the regular, coofs everywhere and is being a nuisance to everyone. Boomers deserve everything they are getting right now. Stupid idiots.

why are infected people in this very thread, dont we all have masks?

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(You) me, user.

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Checked.

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They don't want you to start rioting because they're scared of that, so they're trying to keep panic down

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I thought we were all NEETS who stayed inside, who is the normie who is infecting us?

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I've been hearing sirens pretty frequently.
>t. WA suburbs

An estimate isn't real. It's a model.

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>It is estimated that in the 2009 flu pandemic 11–21% of the then global population (of about 6.8 billion), or around 700 million to 1.4 billion people, contracted the illness—more in absolute terms than the Spanish flu pandemic. Actual fatalities ranged between 12,000 to 18,000. However, 9 members of the CDC estimated 150,000–575,000 possible fatalities worldwide.[3] In August 2010, the World Health Organization declared the swine flu pandemic officially over.

True but who do you believe

MOVIE KINOS to RELAX
The Day After
Threads
The Quiet Earth
Miracle Mile

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aaaaaa coof coofff aaaaaaaaaa

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кyф-кyф

good thing I'm not infected.

too *coooof* late

Who'll save the threads and volunteer to administer tests and count dead when all the medical staff is dead?

Not anymore, this is a free for all

this user knows his shit

Sorry user, am a league that works in a hospitals pharmacy.

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smooth sailing

youtube.com/watch?v=bkMwvmJLnc0&feature=emb_logo

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deaths are on a delay.

If number of hospitalisations drop you will still see more and more deaths for a few weeks due to long icu times

Wagie go back to cagie. Daddy gov has it under control

Stay in good faith UK friend.

We're all going to coof ourselves to death

>mongolia, tibet, uyghur, hongkong, taiwan, s.kores, japan, iran, italy aren't part of the world...

GET AWAY FROM ME INFECTED SCUM

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Tongue in my Rona anus

I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

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corona-chan take my infectionless virginity

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COOFING IN MY SKIN

full of virus

Hey there, must suck being sick, gonna personally send an email to the Ceo of Corona and ask him to stop.

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>251392894
It will just me, gary and argie bro left

Im immune.

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Threadly reminder that if China's already having a second wave, this is all permanent

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looks like im immune, heh

adios, coofers, better luck next time

*cooof* *cooof*

Nobody is dying. Shilling it only expedites government issued health microchips.

Embrace the coof, bigot

Hope im not infected

Nice reddit spacing nigger

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What terrible circumstances to die in.

Thankfully we never went through with that.

Who says they haven't? Getting take out right now is beyond retarded.

You get infected by replying to an infected. People replying to you does not get you infected.

Infected little slut.

>he believes the people pushing "MUH ECONOMY" narrative

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What curve??

dude weed lmao

Don't know about the UK but here in Herdchaderlands only 15% of deaths ever see the Intensive Care Unit.

GUYS I CANT STOP SNEEZING!!!?!?!?! AM I DEAD???? FUUUUUUUUG

Prove you're not racist by replying to this post
Also, why is captcha obsessed with fucking traffic lights?

Lockdown here is scheduled to en on the 11th, I really dont know what the fuck they will do, commies here might give gibs to everyone or enter full "wagie get back in cagie" mode.
Whatever happends, it will be shit

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The virus needs to get to certain parts of your body to have the best chance of infecting you. It has the highest likelihood of infecting you if you inhale particles or get them in your nose. that mostly comes from direct person-to-person transmission. If you want to be technically correct, getting takeout food is a risk, it is just a much lower risk.

omega COOF COOF

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Remember to keep 6 feet between each post

COOF

Try "Letters from a Dead Man", it's like "Threads" but made in the 80s in Soviet Union. It's pretty depressing

Vids from Ecuador are giving me some serious early /cvg/ vibes.

If only they listened.

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>argentina
>white

I was once like you, user. COOF.

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420 dude

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Is there any video yet from NYC or San Francisco hospitals?

right???

COOF

Nothingburger

Shit is going down in the third world. We probably passed a million dead worldwide a week ago and we just don't know.

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AHhhhhhhhhh WTF why am I green? What's going on?

>Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time

This is just because chienese fraudsters sell shit

How can people be drying by the literal truckload from not having ventilators when there are ventilators sitting around, sterile and unused in random hallways?
This one too.
How are hospitals being over run with the sick when they're empty?
This one too.
Why are we not hearing ambulance sirens constantly at this point? When is a gunman going to walk into a hospital and start shooting all the Corona patients?

Go ahead, ignore me like I have the Corona.

mutts are dying and I'm still not infected

today is a good day

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Honestly been losing interest since the tit expansion stopped

i want my (you)s

You can't kill it, but it can kill you.

Pandemics, especially airborne ones, are just about the greatest equalizers in the world. He is not ready to see himself as equal to the infection-susceptible masses. Also:
>father in law
Sounds gay as fuck. He is your wife's father.

...

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are the americans lying about their new cases and deaths after yesterday's fiasco?

This is just a assumption but i think they have been using steroids to treat pneumonias just like iran did in their first few weeks of infection.

This in turn causes mass death

calling in

Guys I'm healthy, I swear

apparently barely anyone leaves the icu alive

Your time will come soon hans

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Any americans here? Are boomers still saying it's just a flu? How do they react to New Wuhan case?

Next one at one million

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What are you tarking about? You're not green. No one is green. Now shut up and praise grorious motherrand.

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>First native Brazilian dies of Covid-19
Now it will start the bloodshed here. Indians don't resist even against common flu
oantagonista.com/brasil/jovem-de-19-anos-e-a-primeira-indigena-confirmada-com-covid-19/?desk

also biggest copers

oh yes give it to me

>Lockdown here is scheduled to en on the 11th
Lmao Spain is fucked

Don't worry user. Only faggots get infected.

Fuck you nigger I'll co-infect you with my strain
*COOF*

>tfw only the lurkers will be safe and most tripfags will die

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>#GERMANY EXTENDS NATIONWIDE LOCKDOWN UNTIL APRIL 19 - BBG

twitter.com/C_Barraud/status/1245355593466077190?s=20

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This is the best shit about coronachan right here. Boomer celebrity fuckwhits dying off all over the place.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8169747/Ritzy-celebrity-enclaves-like-Beverly-Hills-Bel-Air-hit-hardest-coronavirus.html

will she get a dick

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COOOOOOOOOF
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

yeah heard numbers of 80% not surviving the icu and those that do have swiss cheese lungs

Damn, looks like it's slowing down
Guess I'll have to go back to work soon haha

RIOTS IN 3, 2, 1

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yikes just noticed Belgium is 4th in cases per capita and third in deaths per capita in the world among real countries

wtf

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Give me a (You) already, or are you just telling the goyim to do what you won't? Classic demoralization propaganda.

coof coof

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not anymore *cooof*

Your bet is as good as mine

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cheer up you're still healthy

no truck for you today

Got bad news for you chang

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24 hours ago it was +19,533 infected

Now its +26,677 infected

just enforce masks on everyone once you’re out, how do they feel about them?

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COOF ON ME

It's total bullshit.

Virus basically skims the statistics of dying elderly people of given average national age, and there are ALWAYS comorbidities, almost as if they are the only thing.

All of thease stories from when this "virus" was first in China, with all the effects and infectivity, and... nothing.

We should be at ~3-4 million dead worldwide by now.

But we will never catch up on composite flu seasonal stats.

You can tell all of the retards who will get infected and die in real life as well.

All those people coming into their house, assistants, trades people, cleaners etc

All moving around, all moving back to areas of high density and migration after serving their rich masters

Fucking lel

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Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals.

This shithole is falling apart. Fast.

yes we’re turbofucked

>Germany
>Riots
Everybody is playing farming simulator at home

Most only acknowledge it to the extent of severity the MSM give it. So they still think the incubation period is only 14 days and not 28.
They think it isn't airborne and six feet of space does fuckall. So it's spreading like wildfire even in small remote communities.

LET THE PEEPEE HIT THE POO
LET THE PEEPEE HIT THE POO

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I've cured myself

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

spreading

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Deaths numbers look alright Hans, from a non happening point of view anyway

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DONT OPEN IMAGES OF INFECTED, DONT REPLY TO INFECTED

oh no how will the refugees stay calm

I thought Germany had little to no direct deaths from Coronavirus? Are they lying

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>Why does no one ever answer any of my questions?
It's because you are a low IQ nigger

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The drawfag kind of rushed the process

*Cough
*Sniff
*Wheeze
Let's make a super strain.

Brazil!
Brazil!
Brazil!

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maybe we're just more honest than most. plus we're already comfortable with euthanasia, I bet they're just letting a ton of old folks go without too much effort

hospitals still have plenty of room after all

It's too late. It was always too late

Fucking cope

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someone should tell Matt Groening

alright lads, whats this new game? just random infection?

checked and *cooooooooofed*

This literally happens every year you budget Brazilian

>riots
Wrong side of the Rhine, mate

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>"Flu deaths" include all pneumonia deaths, virus rarely confirmed
Uh, oh.

Comorbidity is something like heart disease, having a compromised lung, diabetes, weakened immune system etc., these things can kill on their own but they’re not the cause of death in these people lol. Corona is.

Noticably less traffic here. People at the corner store are starting to look pissed that i show up everyday to buy beer.

ARRIBA ESPANA!!!!!!ARRIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ya'll mind if I coof?

Do you not see the causality chain? Oh wait, your president took 66 days to understand the idea of flattening the curve.

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You're infected now, you know that, right? You get infected by replying to infected anons.

Knock this stupid shit off. You get infected by replying to people who are infected. You cannot unilaterally infect anyone.

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MEANWHILE, IN MONTREAL...

montreal.ctvnews.ca/mobile/jewish-ritual-bath-in-cote-saint-luc-still-taking-reservations-despite-police-order-not-to-gather-1.4877063

>MONTREAL -- Montreal police were called to a ritual Jewish bath in Côte-Saint-Luc Tuesday night to ask a group that had gathered there to leave, which they did without incident.

I can guarantee they were back within 10 minutes after being told to leave.

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doomsday, leaf *cooooof*