A few hours ago I wasn't pozzed. how does it spread?

This

it doesn't die in tap water, it's only a matter of time before we're all dead

>*COOF*

SORRY M8

Darwinism

youtube.com/watch?v=85456FmaSh4

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Checked and kekked

Minicoofer here, how do I become an infectedchad?

Stop social distancing

Kekd hard

The more you post from now on, the worse your symptoms will get, until you're like me

>pozzed

Maybe stop having sex with gay men?

Won't reply
Stay away chinkleaf

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The nip knows

(you)

No idea but I think I'm ok.
I had a bunch of infected replies to me but immune.

You guys are really smart.
Don't go outside today.

I better not get infected thou...

sick burn

fuck.

I think it's about rolling odds on a post adjacent to an infected poster (evens are safe). Then after 3 more posts (incubation period) you start to show initial symptoms and get worse from there. (you)s and greentext have nothing to do with it

I'm dead inside mate haha, allegory and sarcasm is the only fun I have left in life

Virus 23

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dont give (you)s to pozzed posters

I think I'm nearly finished anons.

*sniffle*

nothing burger

could be also because people are clicking on the pictures of infected.

Testing

I really think this is the case. I was lurking all day and then when I made a post I was infected.

Hang in there

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Stay at least 6 posts away from me

Nooo I read through it, that pic will drive shizos insanely crazy though kek

you guys are still too healthy, here i help you out with my coof

Have a mask am I immune?

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it won't work

This.

I thought i was immune too and suddenly i got this shit

No NO NOOOO

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through my stinking green cum

This is the thing where people always notice the number 23? Like the Beder Meinhof principle?

Nothingburger. There is no virus.

don't spread on me

Im already slowly turning green

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it is nothingburger

Medicine

kek thats what i said in the beginning too, first your name changes, then your field turns green. Dunno what hapens next

He’s turning into the penguin.

After that you get a biohazard symbol like this

Help

neat i want to have that you think the progression depends n the amount you post or just on time?

by being a lazy coofer

Check my total immune system bros

there is no help, all coofers must die

Do I get infected by replying?

[A couple of things happen when the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon kicks in. One, your brain seems to be excited by the fact that you've learned something new, and selective attention occurs. Your brain subconsciously thinks, "Hey, that's awesome! I'm going to look for that thing without actually thinking about it." So now that you're looking for it, you find it. To make it all the more powerful, confirmation bias occurs after seeing it even once or twice. In other words, you start agreeing with yourself that, yup, you're definitely seeing it more.]
Heh heh

noone knows how it happens, could be by post ID, post number,replies, etc. but anyways here havea coof if it works. also try opening infected peoples pics

STAY AT HOME
WASH YOUR HANDS
MAINTAIN 2 METER DISTANCE FROM OTHERS

Cock to anus transmission

apparently my favourite number is 23, dunno why

get infected and rekt.

>still pure
noice.

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I JUST WANT TO
*cough*
BE HEALTHY AGAIN

Can confirm.

Also, William Burroughs, author of Naked Lunch:
“A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on. ”
― William S. Burroughs

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That's how I got it, by appearing in a too crowded thread.
Social distancing people, do it!

Now that's infected

Threads I think, head to another couple and post there. Then report back. You don't seem to be making much progress in this one but earlier I shot through the symptoms rapidly while thread hopping

I forgot there is more to the quote...
“A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on. A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on.”
― William S. Burroughs
heh heh heh

*coofernio*

I like that quote. That's probably where the old joke comes from. "Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean everyone ISN'T out to get me"
Never read Naked Lunch but I have heard of Burroughs

I read final stage is permaban, enjoy your time as long as you can kek

That's just paranoia... (Sorry Burroughs) Yas Forums aren't going to damage their through traffic over an April Fool's joke... I hope

well maybe they'll lift it tomorrow again, if i were part of the teami'd pull that off kek

Drink more semen

am I safe?