"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

This man asks you for your ID.

>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)
>INFECTED = Arrest on sight

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

IF YOU'RE INFECTED
>0-4 Shot on sight
>5-9 Put on Auschwitz for quarantine

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*cough*

Zere it iz Hans *coof coof* sorry

rollin

>*hands over infected ID*

H-here, pls no shooten, ich a good boy.

Heil Hitler!

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Here I go.

Roll

Niggety nignog.

rolls

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What seems to be the problem, my good man?

*hust*

Juden.

Rolling

Sheeeeeeeit.
I am a niggety nignog ready for north africa.

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Rolling

Pls no bulli

Imma cooof

*COOF

I am here by order of the Fuhrer let me through

Rolling

I wish to serve

Ich bin Juden? Nein!!! Nein!!!!

jinkiejewdinkeyboi

>hands over identification

built for bbc

Hi there Paco!

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Roll

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Am I colorblind? I can't identify this id

Mutt's law in action.

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Hi guys

Here is my cat and my papers, Freund.

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I've been sitting here in Auschwitz, all my live long days.

of course *hands id*

Here we go again....

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H-heil hitler!

ein tausendjähriges Reich!

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hands over identification

rollen für führer

Here you go sir.

rolling *coof*

Here you go

Your finest experimental drugs, Herr Doktor.

Have no fear sir, I am completely immune to this virus.

as what do i count?

Papers?

Ich bin ein berliner!

achtung

Well it seems like I caught the Coof in Auschwitz, so history may repeat itself...

White infected.

ich werde nie der führer sein :-(

here you *cough* go *cough* sir.

Anything but brown
Anything but brown
Anything but brown

Hier, Herr Oberschaarführer

Am I ok?

uwu

The fug xdddddddd

Jawoll hier

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*coof* hello herr officer *coof*
at what time *coof* does the swimming pool open?

Off to Afrika I guess...

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Coof

I'm sorry you are either red or orange you must die.

I remain clean

Hier sind meine Papiere.

cooof

take them with you and you`re save

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Heil Hitler

Bow down to your furher

Coof in my pussy

>Infected homosexual

Genocide all infected

Gutentaug whats going on in this thre.. mein gott..

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HEILLL

Es tut mir lied Komraden, Der OP ist ein groß fag

gechecked Mein Führer.

kill yourself spic.
sage in all fields

Here u go sir

Allies win abandon thread

rollypolley

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ja?

originaler pfostierer ist ne schwuchtel

Nicht shiessen!

The Reich has fallen!

The only thing I can give to him is a large spray from PPSH-41.

Step aside.

roll

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HANS, HOL DEN FLAMMENWERFER

@251389999
Oh fugg I had just gotten to Libya too.
Also I think this means the infection wins, if anything.

Wait, you can’t send me to Auschwitz. I was meant to be apart of the Waffen SS and sent to North Africa *coof* *coof*

Hallo

I want to visit those French mademoiselles!

HH

missed the whole infected thing. Is it just random?

Niggers

DEUTSCH LAND DEUTSCH LAND
UEBER ALLES

reroll

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reply to infected and you get infected

I got blue last time

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Rolling Stones

fuck it

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ES IST DIE ZEIT FUR RACHE

What's the date today?

fuck jannies and kikes

and the half greens are getting infected but not yet infected?

Rolling

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Of course sir, I trust everything is in order

gas'n'roll

ρɐəɹɥʇ

Hier danke

Guten Morgen, Herr Obengruppenführer. Meine Papiere? Wir brauchen die nicht.

oh my.

* ah ah ah chu*
Whats going on here?

Uwu

ALLIED SOLDIER OF THE REICH TO THE WESTERN FRONT
FUCKING PERFEKT

Steck dir papiere in den arsch du kleine MISSGEBURT

Rolling

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It's time to annex poland

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