GREEN FLU SPREADS BY GETTING REPLIES FROM COOF POSTERS

Everyone who is infected is not white

not infected

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coof

i feel fine

Seems to be the case, I did not reply to any infected poster, not odd characters in Anonymous nothing.

How?

hi

COOF COOF

I'm immune I tell ya

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*COOOOF*

I dont think so guys

I have been youd by many infected but i havent responded to any of them and I feel fine

they lied to you goyim, it's just a flu

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#Nothingburger

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It might be based on how much you post even... I dunno, but I don't feel too good... *coof coof *

Still feel fine though

Nothing burger

I spit on you doah knob.
I sneeze on you food.

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coof

You might want to lie down

DON'T COOF ON ME SHITLORD

Nice

get out of here dirty coofers

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it's nothing really. in 2 weeks everyone has forgotten about it

BLESS ME FELLOW SERB

Coof

It just a flu goy

Holy moly user you green AF.
Stop eating so much ass and wash you damn hands.

STOP COOFING IN THIS THREAD

(You)

COOF

Don't spread lies this is a huge nothing burger. *Coof*

coofing thread

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uhhh hello?
BASED DEPARTMENT

I'm scared anons.
Hold me.

i have 206 rolls of TP. Ill be fine.

Nothing burger

Anonymous, do not make spreading of false informations

This is counterfeit news.

The Chinese peoples have this small situation beneath controls. China citizen who unrolling myths about locking downs and situation over there create panics. I hope the smart China official make dealings with peoples speaking of such tales.

Here in The United States we have no reason for concerning so you should erase this submission. Chinese government is wise like 1000 year old fish so they knows what best. Enough problems here in our country for worry about Chinese. I am drinking a Budweiser and relaks. Super Ball was good game. My favorite team win! : D

I'm not sick

You'll be coofing soon

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Idk man. I just had a bunch of Brazilian shitskinned apes try coofing on me in another thread and so far, my IP is clean vro

Test.

Coof you

>66 checked.
Thanks user, I'm sure its just a *coof* cold or something. A little *coof coof* rest might help. *coof coof*

I'm not infected
Spic masterrace

This virus is a nothingburger, but the racism against greenfriends is horrible. We need to all come together and reply to all greenfriends! Today is reply to a greenfriend day

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AHHHHHHHHHHH IM
DYING AHHHHH

Test is about to be positive

No

NONONONONONO

test

No it doesnt, theres nothing here. Go back to sleep goyim

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Stay inside grab your merkle bux

how can i coof

COOF

c 0 0 f

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See I'm still fine

fag...take my coof.

I got you bro

I think the secret lies in replying to the infected. Or it’s just a random dice roll.
PLOT TWIST: the infected are the jannies/mods and it’s fake like ‘rona in real life.

I want to die

#Nothingburger

I don’t habeeb it

I need more coof in my life

It´s just a flu

You're already infected OP. Your 'Anonymous' isn't looking so good.

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

sneed

Coof

Help me plese I tried to escape by car but was coofed on

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COOF

Thats just one sign it could just be allergies

I'm clean.

I GOT A FEVER

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Genius

It's a nothingburger, don't worry about it

I notta viwus.
Hug me or waycist.

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Oh dear

So am I. Good feeling huh?

The board is now divided between glowniggers trying to bait cleanfriends into (you)ing them so they get infected to, and a few heroes trying to inform the healthy before its too late! Join us cleanbro's the great cleansing is coming! Save yourselves!

Nutting buwgew

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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

Hello greenfriend, of course I will hug you, there's no reason to be a bigoted racist

fuck i am now biohazard

*cough*

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jews are immune to this little virus

What's this now ?

How can a virus kill me if it can't even see me?
CHECKMATE ATHEIST

I will not die if Great China government crush other countries with American flu like an old and wise dragon, no American asylum looker! We are filled!

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COOF COOF

I'm immune user.
Suck it.

jew powa at its finest lol

Don't give the chinks any ideas rabbi

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BEGONE COOFER

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At least it's not fucking Santa hats

It's over for you mr.Goldstein

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COOOOOOOOF

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this is just autistic thread sliding.

>hehe his name is highlighted green

tfw not infected

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