/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2808 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

corona-chan is a bust

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cnbc.com/2020/03/30/a-barrel-of-oil-is-now-cheaper-than-a-pint-of-beer-in-canada.html

infect me please

Based

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Green dicks for anons

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How's the situation in Italy? Any early news?

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Ok

Dead faggot

My feet are sweating in overdrive, did I catch it bros?

please no

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GREENS DONT FUCKING RESPOND TO ME.

YOULL MAKE ME FUCKING SICK I HATE BEING SICK

It's Shitaly, the nonwhite blight of europe, nobody gives a fuck about them getting eradicated. Hopefully soon.

pass.

We are headed for exactly for that

Anyone got the 40 year old coofer?

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Congrats argiebro, you got mods to take cvg threads to the next level. This day is dedicated to you

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Kek. Based

Accurate desu

thx

Come on old bong jersey get a new death or 2 today so you can pass new burger jersey in per capita.

Yes yes

is that 1800 without italy's numbers?

Wait, wtf, it didn't work.

COOOOOF

What is the reset countdown?

Has nobody else figured this out? Beginning of March there was talk about two most prevalent strains of SARS-CoV-2: S and L strain. S being the ancestral version and L being the mutated one, being more aggressive and having a higher transmission rate, and so accounting for its' current prevalence.

>What defines L strain?
Only two SNPs: C (cytosine) at 8782 location (orf1ab gene) AND T (thymine) at 28144 (ORF( gene) of the viral genome.

This is from a study published on 3. of March 2020.

Source: academic.oup.com/nsr/advance-article/doi/10.1093/nsr/nwaa036/5775463

>Which strain is the most prevalent in the world today?
Strain with C and T at positions 8782 and 28144 (L strain) is marked in green and the supposed ancestral strain (S strain) with T and C at positions 8782 and 28144 is marked in blue on the phylogenetic tree and map. Pic related.

It also looks to me from a purely intuitive point of view that there is convergent evolution towards C & T SNPs at both locations (probably because of proposed increased transmission rate), since the bottom branch and the topmost branches of the phylogenetic tree, all converge.

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Replying to epic post

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>882,107 detected cases
>44,136 confirmed deaths
That puts the global CFR at just over 5% for the first time, even using the definition that makes the numbers look nicer. It's been steadily inching upwards at about 0.1% a day.

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>argieanon still healthy

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Insider pastabro here. Lombardy numbers dropping in 20 minutes or at 5 PM GMT+1

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whatever you do, dont take the vaccine

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I thought I made it out of Jew York in time... it looks like I was too late, my posts are already this green

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 188,647 (4,059) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 102,136 (9,053) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 73,217 (802) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,137 (461) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Turkey 13,531 (214) Austria 10,482 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 5,812 (203) Israel 5,591 (21) Sweden 4,947 (239) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,798 (43) Czech Republic 3,330 (32) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 3,092 (104) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Chile 2,738 (12) Romania 2,460 (86) Poland 2,420 (36) Philippines 2,311 (96) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Japan 2,178 (57) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Pakistan 2,071 (26) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) India 1,637 (45) Finland 1,446 (17) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Mexico 1,215 (29) Panama 1,181 (30) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +117 (+6) Spain +6,213 (+589) China +36 (+7) Germany +1,409 (+27) Iran +2,988 (+138) United Kingdom +4,324 (+563) Switzerland +532 (+28) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +302 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Portugal +808 (+27) Brazil +95 (+2) Israel +233 (+1) Sweden +512 (+59) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +157 (+4) Czech Republic +22 (+1) Denmark +232 (+14) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Romania +215 (+4) Poland +109 (+3) Philippines +227 (+8) Thailand +120 (+2) Saudi Arabia +157 (+6) Indonesia +149 (+21) India +240 (+10) Mexico +121 (+1) Serbia +160 (+5) Estonia +34 (+1) Morocco +21 (+1) Hungary +33 (+4) Bulgaria +13 (+1) Kazakhstan +29 (+1) Senegal +15 (+1) Honduras +31 (+3) Belarus +11 (+1) Bolivia +8 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +11 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago +2 (+1) Bangladesh +3 (+1) Togo +2 (+1) Mali +3 (+1) Sint Maarten +10 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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That’s what I thought at first, just a fl-*coof*-*coof*-*ahhhgghdjdjehdhxjdhfjdndhhxsjsnhxudbbc*

>University professor literally starts sending mails to my parents (and other classmates parents as well) about how we weren't attending their shitty online courses
>sending out a list with the names of people that didn't attend to a bunch of parents' emails in bulk
Some people really weren't joking, University is legit High School 2.0
holy fuck, if you have something to tell me, just tell it to me personally, you have my e-mail, you have my phone number, what the fuck is wrong with you??

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wow user please wear a mask will ya

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You need to reply to glowies instead of vice versa

It takes time

Don't you dare @ me greenies

Bitch my coof is stronger then yours

Get this guy to the morgue

Based green post.

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There is no cure

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Gas in my small town is like 64.9
Feelsgood

Don't touch me filthy coofers.

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>UK
>4324 new cases
>563 new deaths
What the fuck, bongs?

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Based!

coof coof

No worries. Just the flu.

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Record UK numbers update the thread

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8176097/Scotland-records-16-coronavirus-victims-UKs-death-toll-increases-1-805.html

563 dead bongs in a single day, UK on track to reach 1000 daily deaths in a few days thanks to Bojo and his magic herd planning

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because personal communication costs time that you aren't worth

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mobile.twitter.com/dancohen3000/status/1245192894396411904
Just listen to that spic bitch squeal when some monkeys leave a corpse in front of her house.
Ecuadorians are literally worse than niggers, i refuse to believe we can belong to the same biological order. Spaniards should be ashamed for giving birth to such abhorrent creatures.

coof coof

Make sure to clap for our healthcare workers

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*cough*

Nigger you’re diahrrea green, my shit is greener than CIA-kike-giga-nigger-5000

Okay user. I’ll stay away
coof coof

All this gas, and no where to go.

God just kill meee

Your teacher is attempting to shame you into compliance, this isn't new.

Someone has a detailed map of UK cases and deaths by cities or regions? Thanks in advance

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I know. I can't dodge the shitty lessons now because everyone is inside.

test

You'll be fine

CLAP CLAP *cooof*

that's like ALL the people in Norway though
of course it's going to peter off

Just a flu.

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wtf, they're all niggers and mexicans

*licks up your cough droplets*

We've not really hit hospital capacity yet either

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Orthodox Jews in NY raided by FBI for stealing and hoarding thousands of N95 masks ...

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In layman’s terms, how better than the rest are we, neighborino?

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Friendship ended with Italy, now the UK is my best friend

Test your coof on me baby

They're coping with people dying? Oh boy can't wait for dead doctors and nurses

Coof Britannia,
Britannia coofs all day
Britain never, never, never shall be saved

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>WHO declared end of swine flu with only 18,500 confirmed dead
>archive.is/kSTFS

Real Swine Flu deaths archive.is/srrqi

jews gonna jew

It's New York

TWO MORE FUCKING WEEKS

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Wtf is wrong with MUH anonymous name kek?

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kek

Infect more

Good. I don't wish death to anyone except america, china and the uk.

That's just how flus work in the 3rd world.

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Oy vey it’s annuda Shoah! 6 million in profits, holocausted!

Based argie remains uninfected, guide us to a brighter tomorrow!

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I WILL HAVE TO ASK ALL INFECTED TO LEAVE THE THREAD IMMEDIATELY

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COOF COOF COOF
FOOC FOOC FOOC

ur ded

Wew, I know everyone hates my state, so we won't get any sympathy, but we currently have 28% of our tests coming out positive. We might end up giving NYC and Ecuador a run for their money. Fug.

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Will we hit a million today?

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The green is coming for you

Four loko makes you shit blue fyi
Why is captcha so interested in fucking traffic lights?

I hope these fucking kikes keep this shit up, maybe we can finally get rid of them.

ok

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Stupid Califag

wew *coof* *COOOOOOF* wew anyone else have a hankering for brains?

yeah i'm sure that bothering with typing out all the emails and making that entire name list as well isn't on the same level of time waste

Is he dead?

ANTISEMITISM.
But you know what, no one gives a shit now.

>Canada 8,612 (101)
>Australia 4,864 (21)
cunts

Grow grow grow

Guys... What if it's not a virus... but we're turning into GLOWING CIA NIGGERS

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Our burger newspaper said UK is prepping their people for power outages. Have you heard anything on that or is it more MSN fake news?

Based Spreaderchad

Digits confirm Mike Pence gets the virus.

coofers out

NO, don't be a bigot.

How the fuck did the "please clap" become a meme? Where the fuck did this start?
It's annoying as fuck having this shit every day at 8pm

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say that to me without an image

>having this weak green shit
You need to be a better spreader

nice try user but I'm already immune

Roll