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THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
CORONA VIRUS HAS MADE THE JUMP TO Yas Forums.
BRIT/POL/ HAS BEEN COMPROMISED. LOCKDOWN AND QUARANTINE HAS FAILED. VENTILATORS HAVE BEEN RESERVED FOR ANONS OF IMPORTANCE.
CLAPPING FOR THE JANITORS WILL BEGIN AT 8PM FOR THOSE STILL ALIVE.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
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Guido libertarians seething again
What drives a man to kill his wife, children, and dog lads?
I feel fine, user.
reminder to not ignore doommong today
Anyone know what he's up to these days?
lads, are you doing BSL4 protocols on people and goods coming in and out of your house?
no?
then your isolation is just a larp surely?
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I am immune lads
The system
You fucked up
>the thread title
>the only link in your post
>the OP image
>your life
pathetic
If you hear a clicking noise in your ear when you swallow you have Covid-19
>95% CFR
>i-it's just a flu with a 95% kill rate, bro
cvg predicted this
>A total of 2,351 people have now died in hospital after testing positive for coronavirus in the UK, up by 563 since Tuesday.
>The Department of Health said that
, as of 9am on Wednesday, a total of 152,979 people have been tested of whom 29,474 tested positive.
coronahoax
fite me
Do you think it was because of money?
boring
Shit
Lads.
I'm in love
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do not look this poster in the eye
>he believes worldometers
fuck you nigger
i keep eating but the hunger remains
>week and a half in
>6 months to go
ffs
d-did i just....
/cvg predicted this
die
checked
there'll be riots soon
>Coronavirus warning: Scientists says UK must prepare for second peak in autumn flu season
express.co.uk
the second wave will hit really hard. the virus will mutate into a deadlier form by then, plus it's going to kill every "immune" person with ADE-induced cytokine storms.
YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD
feels good
REMINDER
Dont reply to the infected faggots
>Sexually Transmitted Diseases in Homosexual Men
>Darrow and his colleagues, in a study published in this issue of the Journal, have attempted to address this prob-lem by reporting the frequencies of several STDs relative to various risk factors in a large population of gay men in the general population.
>The results contain no surprises, except perhaps that a full 78 percent of respondents had experienced at least one episode of the STDs
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I predicted this post
no way it be 6 months, there be nothing to go back to
What is this faggotry?
look at this one
worldometers just displays the data. do a CFR calculation with data from another site if you don't believe it.
>plus it's going to kill every "immune" person with ADE-induced cytokine storms.
LMAO
>believing the Express
Take your meds schizo. This is all a huge *coof* nothingburger.
if you're green, do the honourable thing and increase doom mong's viral pozzload
did /cvg/ predict bean cocktails?
I have replied to some healthy looking anons, but right after they replied to infected posters.
I am still ok, right?
/cvg/ predicted this
Glad I'm single again for a moment.
Did you get an answer?
>563
we are literally getting to ww1 level of causalities a day now lads
i hate this cvg predicted this cunt
Same
Im from bradford and i say kill em all
it's not going to magically disappear in 6 months. the virus isn't going anywhere (mostly because it can survive on surfaces for 17 days and it can survive in the air for 24+ hours). we can't build up any immunity to the virus, so herd immunity isn't even a possibility either.
*claps*
FUCK OFF CUNT, ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY
even anthony "it's just a flu, bro" fauci has talked about a deadlier second wave.
NO NOT ARE BEPPE
SO SOON
Good news lads, the government has said new cases in the UK are plateauing.
This could all be over in 3 weeks.
60,000 of us died on the FIRST DAY of the somme
We literally lost a battlion of people in a day
just wait until we outpace the black death in a few weeks. also, remember that deaths are routinely underreported.
didn't realise midget fauci was in charge of the UK epidemic
>just wait until we outpace the black death in a few weeks.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING HELL YOU ARE MENTAL
claps uniroincally
>us
you weren't there faggot
>we won the cup
yeah you and your team? no. you didn't play.
deaths up to 563 a day , don't know how many people normally die a day but it seems a lot
I am well, do not fret
For now
>immune
i think not
great uncle was a stretcher bearer on the somme
he made it
we normally lose over 1500. the death stat is useless if they don't distinguish between those that died from it and those that died with it.
infections are going to skyrocket as soon as the lockdown ends. planes are still flying in from china and the virus can remain on surfaces for close to a month
About a c cup
Deaths are actually over-reported because they are including people who have the coronavirus as dying of it. For example, one case was someone who died from a car accident but because he had COVID-19 they put him down as dying of the virus.
its a team effort user like how we will beat corona with herd immunity
On average over 10,000 people in the UK die everyday.
/cvg/ predicted this post
lmao seethe more you fucking prick
ROLF HARRIS.
>t. retard that doesn't understand exponential growth
>the death stat is useless if they don't distinguish between those that died from it and those that died with it.
this
>planes are still flying in from china
They actually aren't as China banned flights there you retard. The only flights coming in are repatriation.
>Anony͞mǫus
rip beppe
i think your level of cope at this point is mental
>wife
Completely understandable and would sympathise with him.
>children
Has gone off the deep end of despair and want's everything about himself removed from existence. I total cuckoid Guardian reader. Would despise.
>dog
A soulless monster, approaching Jewish depths of morality.
scotland abolishes juries
now this is what i dont understand, if we end lockdown but someone from a country that hasnt been as good as us will cause this all again .
Here's some perspective
>500
laughing_seasonalflu_eatingsalad.jpg
>calling anyone else a retard when you constantly claim the Black Death lasted 140 years
Viruses don't grow exponentially; they come in waves.
>a week
average per day over the last 5 years for w/e 20th March was 1,510 ons.gov.uk
Weird seeing all these leftist governments really embrace their authoritarian tendencies
You can't 'team effort' something that happened in the past before you were born.
>we won Agincourt
>WE died at the battle of Bosworth
makes no fucking sense
You're one of us now
Sorry lad, meant a week.
Cheeky lad, had a laugh
ur a dumbass
fucking SNP
cvg
literaly
predicted
this
then there is no point in patriotism.
The SNP have always been authoritarian; their manifesto includes things like having headteachers as children's guardians who can override parents on decisions like what religion the child is raised as or on transgender issues.
TopKek
we are dumbass*
Some dumb bitch has been singing out her window for hours now.
Literally sub X factor quality too. I never felt 'locked in' once until now.
Shalom!
there was a cybernat defending that policy on here a few months ago
>literally
just cant understand how someone can kill there kids while they are sleeping makes me a bit sick thinking about.it .
wrong.
saying
>x of us died on the somme
and
>x heroes died saving our country
are not the same thing
cvg predicted this
This is the only thing they've done I agree with.
Juries are a nice idea but I don't trust the average person to be able to drive or make a cup of coffee competently, let alone determine guilt.
bb gun
That's because you're human.
YOU ARE A PAEDOPHILE, YOU ARE A NONCE, YOU'RE A PERV, YOU'RE A SLOT BADGER, YOU'RE A TWO PIN DIN PLUG, YOU'RE A BUSH DODGER, YOU'RE A SMALL BEAN REGARDER, YOU'RE A UNABUMMER, YOU'RE A NUT ADMINISTRATOR, YOU'RE A BENT REF, YOU'RE THE CRAZY WORLD OF ARTHUR BROWN, YOU'RE A FENCE FOAL, YOU'RE A FREE WILLY, YOU'RE A CHIMNEY BOTTLER, YOU'RE A BUNTY MAN, YOU'RE A SHRUB ROCKETEER.
>Did you get an answer?
So i mailed my letter on 23rd
10 days delivery time
So she should get on 2nd
(if corona hasn't delayed the post)
If she writes me back that would take another 10 days
So i wont know until mid april.
I worry maybe i'll never hear form her again... :(
>If only I'd thought of the right words
>I could have held on to your heart
>If only I'd thought of the right words
>I wouldn't be breaking apart
>All my pictures of you
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>while they are sleeping
Yeah, makes more sense if they're awake.
Stop this.
Send an email you luddite.
i can feel an itch in my throat