AUS/POL CORONA BUCKS #5 DOX EDITION

Evening cunts

>Coronavirus cruise ship Artania refuses to leave WA port of Fremantle in letter to Australian Border Force
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-01/coronavirus-cruise-ship-artania-refusing-to-leave-fremantle-port/12110206

>Coronavirus live updates Australia: death toll rises to 20 as Queensland launches 'care army' – latest news
theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2020/apr/01/coronavirus-australia-update-live-news-nsw-victoria-queensland-qld-subsidy-wages-jobkeeper-scott-morrison-covid19-fines-latest-updates

>Australia's COVID-19 fight hampered by rationing test kits, immunologist warns
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-18/coronavirus-test-kit-rationing-virologist-warns/12062146

>Should Australia be testing more broadly for the coronavirus?
www1.racgp.org.au/newsgp/clinical/should-australia-be-testing-more-broadly-for-the-c

>Australia must dramatically expand its coronavirus testing regime, leading virologist says
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/17/australia-must-dramatically-expand-its-coronavirus-testing-regime-leading-virologist-says

>Is your money safe in Australian banks during the coronavirus pandemic?
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-01/is-your-money-safe-in-australian-banks/12106488

>Coronavirus: Is Australia really flattening the curve?
au.news.yahoo.com/coronavirus-australia-curve-flattening-daily-cases-081830136.html

>Coronavirus live updates: Adelaide Airport closure possible; WA Premier wants cruise ship gone; Doctors running low on PPE
9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-live-updates-australia-economy-cases-global-death-toll-g20-spain/86310998-162b-4410-872a-160f2e006ef4


PreviousGod I wunna fuck mommy Gillards big brapper milkers

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First for fuck chinks

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I'll also be second for fuck niggers

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Captcha keeps locking me out.

Turns out I've upset the great jew tonight lads

i’m the real harry styles from penrith user, that other cunt just happens to have orrery much the exact same hair and build as me. very strange.

Fuck jannies and glowies too

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COOF COOF

Soon

first for not /greened/

>still no scomobux

FUCK WHY IS THIS SHIT SPREADING SO FAST, I JUST GOT HERE

oh, oh no

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>not using kuroba and airplane mode off on off spam
Idort
And bbws

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>freedom gone, can’t go outside
>taxes and economy btfo, wagies gonna be payin it off forever
>20 boomers dead
>the deranged left constantly virtue signalling and screeching at you if you go outside #FLATTEN THE CURVE
It’s all so tiresome

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How long do I have left to earn money before the economic apocalypse

If you cunts want your $750 sooner you need to force centrelink to pay you sooner. Request and emergency payment, be sure to say household good replacement, and ask for like $50. They'll approve it and you'll get your $750 at the same time.

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what are those darker specks in the middle of nowhere, abos?

lmao

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The greens opinions weigh more than others. I only listen to greens.

Ice users deserve the rope

Jesus you're all fucked

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They're nothing goyim

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How the fuck do i do this green shit

Yes, but out there is full too so don’t get any ideas

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Test

Did you just call me a glow in the dark chinknigger that mops up after you filthy animals?
You're alright hey.

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coof coof, you've now got kung pow sicken.

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>tfw immune chad

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VIPs only nigger

Um who wants to tell him?

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Until negative interest rates kick in and you have to pay them for your privilege wagie

>still no scomobux

I'm guessing the payments were due out yesterday (April 1). Did nobody get any money?

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Ey gents. Any of you got this text? I've looked online and they're apparently scammers? How to fuck with them?

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Test2

you're just asymptomatic nigger

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It's already happening.
Look at the value of housing, we've plummeted vertically down to 2013 levels, house prices have fucking halved in a week.
It's not on the news. They don't want to panic the boomers, who all think "At least if I loose my job, I can draw on the equity of my property..."

HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE MY POSTS FUCKING GREEN. IS THERE SOME SHIT IM NOT TYPING IN OPTIONS?

Who /bottleo/ with their Coronabux? Uncle Dan's about to get 750 dollarydoos richer.

pretend to be a dumb boomer and reply back and say, Gary is that you? yes... i was thinking of selling... or whatever the fuck they’re asking. See if they reply back then u can go from there

Where is my money?

AAAAAH I NEED MY NEETBUX I HAVE >BILLS TO PAY

in order to understand the method of transmission, please give me a (you) without posting an accompanying image.

US spy bases

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>251386533 (You)
here you go user

PAYMENT STILL ISNT IN MY BANK ACCOUNT EVEN THOUGH CENTRELINK SAYS IT HAS BEEN PAID WTF ANONS.

I recently switched to Bank Australia as well, are their processing times longer or some shit?

Based. Im about to get a 140k per year job and will have a deposit by the end if the year, just as the market finishes imploding.

Test

>DOX EDITION
What

I volunteer

pine gap for anyone interested

>Adelaide airport closure.
We should hunt down those fucking American boomers that broke quarantine to get on a plane to fly back to the US and fuck them for every cent they have.

A heroic risk and sacrifice.

Wonderful.
Keep in mind that the endless BRRRRRRing will devalue the dollar substantially, I'd put every spare cent you earn directly into gold.
Open an account with the Perth mint, and every paycheck put everything you're not going to need to spend into gold.

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don’t worry their healthcare system will beat you to that mate

NEETS BTFO
>NEETS BTFO
NEETS BTFO
>NEETS BTFO
SCOMO JUST SAID OBLIGATIONS MUST BE MET COME NEXT REPORTING PERIOD
NEETS BTFO

>scomo doing press conferences at 1am solely to harass and annoy NEETs
>source: dude trust me
Yeah sure mate

Who /Adelaide/

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He was just on the radio to Ray Hadley

NEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH HHAHAH

Remember when Glasshouse shit on the Government so hard that the Government literally got it kicked off air?
I never understood why Rove got canned though. It was legit the most popular show on TV by a mile.

I can back up his story, I heard Scomo on the radio

NEETbux raking it in.

Should move to Tassie as well, they can't kick you out of a rental down there.

>hello, based police?
>yeah, I need to make a report

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I'm clean

just got my seven fiddy fuck yes I can stop screaming autistically in these threads for a few weeks

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CALL THE COPS WHEN YOU SEE ALEXANDER

They were the rich Democrat live anywhere types. I am fucking livid.
I want US boomer blood.