ONLY PHONEPOSTERS ARE GETTING INFECTED

ONLY PHONEPOSTERS ARE GETTING INFECTED

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You are already infected.
Look at your name.

Nuh uh, posting from phone is built-in social distancing.

B-but it’s only a dry coof, I feel fine! Sweating? It’s hot in here is all

This is ridiculous

I AM A MONUMENT TO ALL YOUR SINS

OP is right

Wrong

ebin

Fake news. Been posting all day, retard. Avoid greens.

but who was phone?

>phoneposter here
Nope.

Testing

I'm a phone poster and I'm not infected

true

Phonefag here, I'm not infected shake my hand

we reddit now boys, silly jokes and everything

False. I'm immune.

Ok let’s test this out

A phoneposter just flew over my house

hopefully

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You’re next buddy

Shit

PHONEFAGGING HAS NEVER MADE ME FEEL SO ALIVE

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Not true

nope.

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Yeah, you're turning up green for me.

I figure it out
April fool

Well, you're not green to me.
Also on my phone atm.

How can the systeme see if you are on the phone or PC? Seems like bullshit

You may be on to something...

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I don’t think so, Tim.

Don’t avoid us! We are people too!

*coof coof*

coof

You're green too.

False, I'm fine

Phoneposter here.

I feel fine.

>screen res
>http headers
>network

It's pretty clear you get infected from posting adjacent to the infected. Only solution is to abandon threads when they post.

I'm not infected though

I have my biohazard suit on losers

are you retarded?

You are on my screen.
RIP fren

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Am I is infected?

They only see your IP

Gravemind did nothing wrong.

Nice

Incorrect, phoneposting is actually now the only safe way to post. Using your phone instead of your computer is like wearing your hazmat suit, it is merely an auxiliary device. Stay safe and wear your phone hazmat

No

That makes no sense though. How would the system keep track of this. This is a simple html board

I am

No we aren't.

coofs on you*

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*COOF*

Pirates are free! ARRRRRRRRRRR

Lmao this is funny like the color gangs we had back in the day

No, give me some of your immune blood.

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No, phoneposters are the highest risk group. I can give you sources if you want to.

Im phoneposting and Im immune

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Nothing burger.

get your ass 6 subnets the fuck away from me.

Croatian IPs all get infected.

memeflags should be auto-infected, and it should be left on permanently

I’m clean!

Idk who gets it but it sure is gay

You are a nothing burger.

Really? I'm phone poster and I ain't infected

Another nothing burger.

Too late, buddy...

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Thor's blood will never get infected.

Nothing burger!

You're showing up as infected to me. You sure you're a phoneposter?

Cope you nothing burger

Test

You're infected too... Can you see it?

Does it spread through (you)s?

Bro no confirmed transmission

Not true. I'm exceptionally healthy.

I'll suck your dick.

Nope

Coping just fine.

You only get it from posting in cvg

Yes

You're not, am I?
I can't see it if I am.

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No, I'm clean.

checkin

Me too user

*COOF*

You're infected, too.
I'm scared, boys.

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Apparently, you're asymptomatic for 7 posts.

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2 metres!

Nope

>he doesn’t know

Faggot

Did *HRNFNSLHLRFFF* you say *COOF COOF* 2 centimeters *SNRHAHRHFHHHR*?

We have no proof infections are even happening

No virus here

No hope, he's a goner.

This is debunked