NO ONE IS IMMUNE

Fake and gay

Pd de français de souche je tencule avec ma grosse TEUB de rebeu

I dare you fags to coof on me

Hurry up and get me all infected Corona chan, assuming it means I get to coof in ur cunt that is

you dumb fucking retarded larping ass niggers.
tomorrow everyone will be unbanned and this shit will be completely forgotten before easter.

*COOF COOF*

AH, it's just a cold

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Would actually be hilarious if people got permbanned for the rest of april or april 1st when reaching stage 4.

niggers

dont mind if i do

I am immune and you can't stop me

I guess everybody's gonna be permabanned

Coof coof, love the coof, fren

Get me permabaned i beg you please

Based

DON'T POST SO CLOSE TO ME YOU FUCKING COOFER!

Gay

I am ready

bull

I am ok

>still first stage
it's just a flu faggots

Oh fuck it isn't

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Wish i was permabanned need a break from pol

im pure.

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checking coof level

Only a faggot would get infected

Nope, *coof* *coof*

are you sure?

nooooooooooooooooo

I am 100% white, therefor 100% immune. Nobody is allowed to reply to this with a mutt face.

Holy based

Hold still while I coof you

We need a cure

Shieeeet

hahahahaaahahahaahahefhxdrhdtftjyf

Wait what...

Very Nice.

sucks to be you then swede faggot

That's what (((they))) want you to think

Woah. Some anons are real sick. Follow me for the cure guys.

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What the fuck is going on?

RIP

Permaban these green rainbow connection faggots.

Spare us corona chan

No u

Im immune faggot

Dab

coof coof

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

If you reply to them, you get infected.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Im safe then

Only the genetically superior will be allowed

I’m gonna’ coooooooooof!

fag

I should be coofin for sure

stay away coofnigger

Coof coof

Get fucked

I'm taking you with me

Thats what 'they' say

Actually only 2% get permabanned, it's a nothing burger. Same as a normal day on Yas Forums.

based

poz me corona-chan

How did you guys get infected?

Coof

coooooooooof

You only catch it by posting in cvg, there is no known cure

That's not how it works

Does literally no one know you can reset your router?

Starting to feel like I'm the only smart person on this site.

>easter
team mini has already won

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Based
>sucks your cock

d-distorted?

wut

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Infect meeeee ive been on this board for 12 years i need to escape help me coofers

ITALIAN ARE IMMUNE.
THIS WILL BECOME AN ITALIAN BOARD

like this

>scared of a Yas Forums ban
whats the matter? get scared by that 2 day ''ban'' for posting nigger on a blue board.

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thank you desu

Fuck off OP. Go to /bant/.

It transfers via post proximity meaning both the above and below posts of this one will get infected

Nothingburgers all around

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It is, actually.

Lol not true

its nothing
do not worry

I'm rdy corona-chan, this world is shit anyway

I'm healthy

Coof

no

someone give this man a nobel prize!

give it time to infect you

KOOOOOFINGGGGG

AND

COOOOOMIIINGG

Based. That’s so hot, you’re a cool cat, you’re melting all the boys hearts bro

Papa Nurgle bless

I'm literally immune.

AHAHAHAH I AM IMMUNE. YOU MUST BE A BUNCH OF BOOMERS

Feels good to be immune. This board will be cleansed and I can't wait

Just don't quote anyone. Simple as.

Coof coof

Nigger

You have to go back, Nisrine

im not banned

let's hope coomo hasn't hoarded all the ventilators for the joos

Hoax

Not yet

I am immune. Ancient Korean trick. During my time in the United States Air Force I was adopted by a family of mysterious Korean Mystics that taught me the secret of disease immunity.

ikr

yes

>SNo4GgbG
Guess I'm not a jew

IM YOURS CORONACHAN

OOGHHHH NNHH NNGOOOOD IM GONNA
-IM GONNAaa
COOOooOooOoOOOF

>100% kill rate

i'm fine

>251383460
lol you're infected already.

still healthy

this board has officialy gone to shit
>muh infection
>muh cure
>muh DICK
die in agony you complete spastics

Same

destroy any and all infected posters

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people are fucking stupid thats why.
this place was better when people were a little more computer/ internet literate.

its annoying when you get range banned though, and half the posts aren't by you so you know there's some other shitposting autist who lives near you

Good luck, anons!

Gigapet

My soul and body are too pure for corona infection

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based chiunposter

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Based

*Cough* i think i'm fine...

IT'S BEEN 7 HOURS AND I'M STILL FEELING FI-

WHAT ABOUT STAGE IIIII?

I have seen zero evidence to suggest there is even an infection, its a big nothingburger posted by happening fags

it's still pretty early in the day and some boards are almost entirely wrecked already. Everyone will have it by the end of the day

% kill rate
The weak should fear the coof

Am fugged? Testing.

take my coof and my cooom

I got all 3 stages in one post

OH FUCK ITS TRUE, ITS ALL TRUE

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Worshipping wooden penis statues?

virgin coom vs chad coof

green are Jews

*coof*

Guy i feel wierd please help me *COOF*

sorry bro im immune

i got them antibodies

-coof--COOF-

autism

>permabanned
I wish

I want to become infeoctor

Nonsense, it's a nothing burger. #JustTheFluBro

coof coof

is this real guys

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Nah, just blacking out daily from too much Soju because of low job satisfaction.

Pas de soucis

Coof on me I dare you

Why are you so worried? I've been posting in the greened threads and nothing's happened to me.

I will survive!

is this real guys

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>bloo bloo muh shills muh astroturfing this is it lads Yas Forums is finally kill
yeah okay nigga, see you in a few days when everyone stops crossposting

well said. based

Oof

what is this green banner

*mwah* safety kiss

Gtf out infectfags

NUKE CHINA
If this post is clean, the world survives.

Fucking infect me someone!

Coof

Ok

I am immune

You're already banned, user.

Nope

Can I drink your immunity blood?

based spreader

What are you talking about, everything is fine *clears throat*

The covid19 and now you have it too

EVERYONE REPEAT AFTER ME:
NICE
UNDERAGEDB& BTFO

do we?

i'm immune faggot

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Just the flu bro

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sheeeeeeeeeit

...

>
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

Moot has announced he is in self-isolation

Fuck you I'm immune

>NICE
>UNDERAGEDB& BTFO

Only if I can feed you to my dog afterwards

>251384345
You infected yourself by replying to OP. RIP

I dont believe you :D
there's nothing going on here, just continue as always

Choof

Dont suck tranny dick in your next life.

don't worry my frien, you are safe :D

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Coof coof

Just the tip user, you can't say no to us

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I can’t be m infected!

Penis

Oh my god it's teaching us a lesson

Teh virus is reeee-jected!
No play for Mr. Grey

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Mfw you just want someone on the internet to get close enough to you to coof on you and no one does

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Cooof

Well somehow I got infected, nice knowing you guys...

Yes. Upon reaching peak infection, you “die” and reset to normal. You then have access to /hzm/ (/hazmat/)

Finally.

*COOF COOF*
Now AIDS, that was a good epidemic.

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how does your name do that

>251384606
Yeah, I believe I am. Many greenfags have already replied to me in other threads and I'm still 100% healthy.

Its just the green flu brooooo

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choof gang reporting

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IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOF

mind if I rub myself on you?

I still think it's just phone posters causing this.