/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2807 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

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10 years left

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>627 infected
>17 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic.

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Can OP posts get infected too?

The body count for the coronavirus is bullshit in most countries.
The coronavirus probably kill far more people than what is announced in most european counties.

- Coronavirus pandemic: France & Spain count only deaths in hospitals and the United Kingdom has not considered COVID-19 as a cause of death until the 5th day. "Each country counts the dead in its own way, none do it right"

>elpais.com/sociedad/2020-03-29/cada-pais-cuenta-los-muertos-a-su-manera-y-ninguno-lo-hace-bien.html

> do not purchase specialized mask, goyim, use a fucking sweater instead
the audacity of sandniggers

Spain has been on lockdown forever and the number of deaths keep going up.
We are being lied to.

Can someone link me to other graphs expect world meters

Who is the king in Yellow?

Can any oldfag here list the past April Fool's bullshit on Yas Forums? I know last year's was the upvoting.

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You’ll find out soon enough.

>more and more family and coworkers are testing positive
>more and more of them are getting hospitalized
>some of them are in real bad shape

Even if i survive this mess I'll be left as a bigger social outcast than I am already.

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Israeli Rabbi Shalom Arush corona virus is for non Jews (Goyims)

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>expect world meters
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

They're trying to limit the demand for actual masks so that hospitals can get them
The absolute state of our states

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Ecuador has gone full wuhan
mobile.twitter.com/hotpinkchihuah1
Video after video of dead bodies

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I have a normie roommate who still gets fast food and goes to the gas station daily. Doesn’t wash his hands. He was a nothingburger nigger at first, but has accepted that this is no burger made of nothing, yet doesn’t really seem to care.

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Someone cure me *coof coof *, i can't handle the green

coronavirus.1point3acres.com/en
Better than WM

>job deemed essential
>have to telework now
>can’t enjoy being a NEET for a few weeks
It’s not fair bros but at least I get paid I guess

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Trump supporters are completely uneducated shitbagz who unironically vote against their own economic self interest

It's not an hard quarantine
Like in France peopel are on the streets

Got you covered user but what's wrong with worldmeters?

Fuck off newfag. Stop ruining the threads with off topic shit

We have spain numbers from today?

Literally nothing has changed in my life except for less traffic on my way to work. I'm even in talks for a promotion.

hastur

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t. will keep being crushed by student debt loans regardless of who is in control

IT CAN CAUSE HEMORRHAGIC NECROTIZING ENCEPHALOPATHY
>IT CAN CAUSE HEMORRHAGIC NECROTIZING ENCEPHALOPATHY

pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187
>As the number of patients with COVID-19 increases worldwide, clinicians and radiologists should be watching for this presentation among patients presenting with COVID-19 and altered mental status.
Your blood-brain barrier is destroyed

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>251381373
Thanks, sorry no (you)s to infected
user I...

They're really running out of "challenges"

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In other news
The sun rose today

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 188,647 (4,059) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 102,136 (9,053) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 73,217 (802) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,605 (433) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Turkey 13,531 (214) Austria 10,444 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 5,812 (203) Israel 5,591 (21) Sweden 4,947 (239) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,798 (43) Czech Republic 3,330 (32) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 3,092 (104) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Chile 2,738 (12) Romania 2,460 (86) Poland 2,420 (36) Philippines 2,311 (96) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Japan 2,178 (57) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Pakistan 2,071 (26) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) India 1,637 (45) Finland 1,446 (17) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Mexico 1,215 (29) Panama 1,181 (30) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +117 (+6) Spain +6,213 (+589) China +36 (+7) Germany +1,409 (+27) Iran +2,988 (+138) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +264 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Portugal +808 (+27) Brazil +95 (+2) Israel +233 (+1) Sweden +512 (+59) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +157 (+4) Czech Republic +22 (+1) Denmark +232 (+14) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Romania +215 (+4) Poland +109 (+3) Philippines +227 (+8) Thailand +120 (+2) Saudi Arabia +157 (+6) Indonesia +149 (+21) India +240 (+10) Mexico +121 (+1) Serbia (+1) Estonia +34 (+1) Morocco +21 (+1) Hungary +33 (+4) Bulgaria +13 (+1) Kazakhstan +29 (+1) Senegal +15 (+1) Honduras +31 (+3) Belarus +11 (+1) Bolivia +8 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +11 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago +2 (+1) Bangladesh +3 (+1) Togo +2 (+1) Mali +3 (+1) Sint Maarten +10 (+1) Pakistan +133 Finland +28…

>FULL LISTS
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Fuck I'm green, time to reset my router

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Trump supporters are completely uneducated shitbagz who unironically vote against their own economic self interest

itwitter.co/BNODesk/status/1245284292286169088

> that chick need a bWc

>251381420
I want more in depth, mostly graphs

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OP IS INFECTED THERES REALLY SMALL NAME CORRUPTION

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Why is strayan death rate so low?

it may be caused by oxygen starvation

Basically a lovecraftian horror.

look for Detroit, New Orleans, and Chicago to become New York-level fucked in the next few days

>keep sneezing and nose stuffed up
>now have a cough
Guys do I actually have it?

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>09:42: 2,987 new cases and 138 new deaths in Iran.

I have a feeling that Iran Ayatollah ordered his theocracy not to report more than 150 a day

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>Order new bedsheets and curtains because I knew the happening was imminent and I'll be stuck in my house for months.
>Online shopping usually delivers in 1~3 days
>Been 3 weeks and I still don't have it
Society is over isn't it?

I AM IMMUNE.

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CORONA DISEASE OF THE WHITES

maybe

Show me whites who are dead.
In France we are shown only blacks and arabs who are dead.

:/

Where's that internet shutdown the Qfags were talking about?

Read the article dumbass
>Acute necrotizing encephalopathy (ANE) is a rare complication of influenza and other viral infections and has been related to intracranial cytokine storms, which result in blood-brain-barrier breakdown

We shall dine together in Valhalla

>Hobos sleeping in a parking lot in Las Vegas because of Coronavirus outbreak, so they don't have to give them the beds
BASED

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girl escaping quarantine chased

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or the virus!

What about Texas

Rollan for sickness

Just a flu

UK +563 DEAD
>UK +563 DEAD
UK +563 DEAD
>UK +563 DEAD
UK +563 DEAD
>UK +563 DEAD

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Allergies

Wtf? What are they doing to get this fucked up?

I don’t think it causes stuffy nose.

kek

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The Iranian curve stays flatter than a pre hormone therapy tranny's chest

HERD

It just keeps getting worse

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This is unironically the worst thing I've heard it can do.

What does 99 stand for?

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WAKANDA FOREVA BROTA!!!!

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This is getting more ridiculous.
archive.is/YB22V>
>Suspected SARS virus and flu samples found in luggage: FBI report describes China's 'biosecurity risk'

>“Inspection of the writing on the vials and the stated recipient led inspection personnel to believe the materials contained within the vials may be viable Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS) and Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) materials,” says an unclassified FBI tactical intelligence report obtained by Yahoo News.

>The report, written by the Chemical and Biological Intelligence Unit of the FBI’s Weapons of Mass Destruction Directorate (WMDD), does not give the name of the Chinese scientist carrying the suspected SARS and MERS samples, or the intended recipient in the U.S. But the FBI concluded that the incident, and two other cases cited in the report, were part of an alarming pattern.

>The FBI does not state precisely what sort of biosecurity risk these cases could present, but Raina MacIntyre, a professor of global biosecurity at the University of New South Wales in Sydney, said the FBI appears to be concerned with dual-use research that would be used for bioterrorism. And if the illicit samples cited in the report were being brought into the U.S., she says, the traffic is likely to be both ways.

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>S
>O
>U
>R
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>E

Being Ecuador

People already forgot about Chen Quishi. He may be in the worse Chinese Gulag being raped by the CCP Dogs and be worked as a slave but he has won immortality. May he find a quick dead and rest.

THE HERD WILL PREVAIL

Voting for any establishment candidate is against your economic self interest.

>Welfare & Model cities acts introduced
>Single parent household rate quadruples within two generations
>Dual-parent househord is single greatest predictor of economic success
Oof coof b'goof

Holy shit. They have been in lockdown for weeks and It doesnt work

Wtf is this?? I’ve been off for two fucking days!

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gamers only

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>mobile.twitter.com/hotpinkchihuah1
>After being elected in 2017, President Lenin Moreno's government adopted economically liberal policies: reduction of public spending, trade liberalization, flexibility of the labour code, etc. He also left the left-wing Bolivarian Alliance for the Americas in August 2018.

Expected consequences

>UK +563 DEAD
H E R D
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dont forget this is also how the whole of africa looks right now
bye bye lagos

*coof* *coof* Just allergies. I'm not that old.

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I’m pretty sure they’re getting a second update later

This poor man is probably dead by now.

>Human population absolutely ravaged by mutated strains of WuFlu for a decade
>Some pestilence god faggot rocks up to release even more miasma on an already destroyed peoples
For what purpose?

IT'S JUST THE FLU BRO!!!! ITS JUST A COOF!!!!

Give me a quarantine bf

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twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/1245337484130750464

well this video is based static.ngs.ru/news/videos/bdc7a980b8782dd1165245b06deade18_480p.mp4

The absolute state of the private market you mean. KEK

YA MAN
twitter.com/BasedPoland/status/1243973793325907968

Cthulhu Mythos[edit]

"The King in Yellow", illustration by Earl Geier in Richard Watts' scenario "Tatterdemalion" for the Call of Cthulhu role-playing game published by Chaosium. The Yellow Sign adorning the back of the throne was designed by Kevin A. Ross for the scenario "Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?"
H. P. Lovecraft read The King in Yellow in early 1927[12] and included passing references to various things and places from the book—such as the Lake of Hali and the Yellow Sign — in "The Whisperer in Darkness" (1931),[13] one of his main Cthulhu Mythos stories. Lovecraft borrowed Chambers' method of only vaguely referring to supernatural events, entities, and places, thereby allowing his readers to imagine the horror for themselves. The play The King in Yellow effectively became another piece of occult literature in the Cthulhu Mythos alongside the Necronomicon and others.

SMOKING GUN

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debatable

*coof* *coof*

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HAHAHAHA

JOIN THE HERD

>tfw 0 deaths in Finland today

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Alright Michigan rust niggers and Lousiana swamp niggers, which one of you are going to take the number 2 spot for deaths from us in Jew Jersey first. My money is on LA, but Detroit is putting some work in.

NEETS shall inherit the earth

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At least they're honest about why they want to restrict them instead of saying masks don't work unless you're already sick.

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>no internet shutdown
>no indictments
>no major exposures
Qtards BTFO

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I'm waiting for the blighted to start rioting and looting in the D.
I honestly don't want that to happen but eventually people are gonna get desperate and including cabon fever it will be a mess.

Still going strong baby with that low infection rate, and my local gun store is still stocked up on ammo
Even in the 4 big cities, most people will probably keep to themselves in the suburbs since urban sprawl and all that. Definitely not New York tier at the very least

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Guys... Where is Gary...?

Number of deaths are behind like 3-4 weeks. In order to see if the quarantine holds you need to see the number of infected on the 3rd week of quarantine, the numbers should be lower.

Price gouging laws stop them from raising the price to the point it doesn't prevent a shortage. Nothing to do with free market.

HOW DO I GET THE COOL GREEN EFFECT???? TWO FUCKING DAYS OFF I TAKE TO CALM MYSLEF DOWN AND THIS
HAPPENS REEEE

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Hahahahah like that is going to do anything, that is a scare tactic. they know people will record that and it will spread like wildfire and gullible idiots will fall for the fear.

Rollin for green

cqs was a hero. good night sweet prince.

Except you, the doggo lives tho.

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Oh good I hope not

Hands to yourself

>4,300 NEW CASES IN THE UK
4,300 NEW CASES IN THE UK
>4,300 NEW CASES IN THE UK
4,300 NEW CASES IN THE UK

H E R D
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shill

It's ironic since a lot of the cases in Israel are of the haredim

Anyone want to take turns touching each others faces?

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ANY DAY NOW!

T-TRUST THE PLAN!

>literally horror movie tier shit
we are fucked

Remember to keep your distance to preserve our existence lads

we /italy/ now

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That's not how it works.
Look, this is how it works
*achoo*
Now you're gonna die, congratulations

Show benis

Jews are built for coronavirus.

Very nice. Impressive.

Can’t get infected if you never get (You)s

Faggot

STREUTH

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Is there a web map of cases and deaths by locations in UK? asking for a friend

>Italy numbers in 3 hours

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Give me a (you) and I'll tell you

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GET IN MAH BELLY

OH NO.

*coof* *coof* *ACHOOOOO*, sorry it was the pepper

Fuck infection niggers!

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Should revive the one finger selfie or tawawa challenges.

NO NO MY NAME STARTED TO MUTATE NO NO NONOGNOGNOGOGNOGAONDGNASONGAOSUFUAOHFAWRFXFET

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Here

Reminder that we're facing the worst crisis in the world since World War II because Chang couldn't help eating a flying rat.

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Someone give me a quick run down on this guy

I wanna be green too
Chlorophyll me up

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Sweden is next.

Let's play, user. It won't hurt for long!

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bros...

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Posting to become a part of the herd

Robert Chambers.

>563 in the UK since yesterday

It appears to be finally happening

Now tell me.
oh wait, I can get “infected” by replying to you? Lmao this is 9gag level shit. Pathetic.

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he spoke out against CCP and got iced

The absolute state of the UK and europe right now.

Please stay safe anons.

>251383614
Post 800k corona-chan artwork and I'll infect you.

I CAN'T STOP COOFING AAAAAAAAAAA

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>mobile.twitter.com/hotpinkchihuah1

Jesus H Fucking Christ, literally hell

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TIME FOR (YOU)

>Your blood-brain barrier is destroyed
cool does this mean i can get high from imodium if i get coronachan?

ARE WE GOING TO ALL BECOME ZOMBIES BROS?

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>Italy still ahead in per capita deaths
>American numbers about to explode
>France and Netherlands creeping up
Fuck me. We may lose the podium in both, total deaths and percapita.

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That's it
Congratulations, you're now infected
First effect will be your name going
While waiting, here's some horror from Ecuador. Every video a body...
mobile.twitter.com/hotpinkchihuah1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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There is your *coof coof*

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Beaners deserve only coofs

Just around 11k to go and then Yellowstone is gonna blow! We can do it guys!

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False. They check for SARS-Cov2 or Covid19 specifically depending on the test.

dadgum sickies need to get off the board.

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563 NEW DEATHS IN BONGLAND

4K PLUS NEW CASES

coof coof

*COOF

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Nah.

Has anyone else noticed clear blue skies lately? For the past 1-2 weeks or so every day the skies are completely clear. At night I can see the stars bright in the sky.
Is this just a coincidence or is it because of the vastly reduced pollution due to quarantine?

>ONLY 79 DEAD
>SHUT THE FUCK UP FILTHY CAPITALIST PIG

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ITALY NUMBERS NEXT WEEK! BONGS ARE DOING IT FOR THE HERD!

what happened, did basedboi die?

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Coof coof

People are convinced death won't be a big hassle. They're not really thinking about drowning in their own lungs over a period of days or weeks, coupled with organ failure and encephalitis.

Ile Itler.

In France only blacks and arabs are dying.
Every time the news shown us a dead it's a black or an arab.

spit in my mouth

Reminder anyone believing this has brain damage

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Being a third world country. Third world countries will NOT handle this well. We'll likely never know the real number of victims. Tell yourself that for every dead in first world countries, there's 10 over there, at the very least.

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How did you all react when you first heard that the Kung Flu Panda reached your town?

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uhhhhhhhhhhhh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Wtf. I had no idea Ecuador was that fucked?

>affected individuals develop neurological problems, such as seizures, hallucinations, difficulty coordinating movements (ataxia), or abnormal muscle tone.
This is for Acute Hemorrhagic Necrotizing Encephalopathy

COOF

Maybe they have all the dead people in the country?

Coof coof coof

What is happening in that video?

>In France only blacks and arabs live here

>+1,239
>#2807
literally literally more threads than deaths per day. Nothingburger. That simple. Cope harder happeningfags. Coof.

I wish

*coof*

We gonna actually discuss thing or just LARP and play games like children?

The 44K dead on April 1st projection has come to pass. Based on doubling every 6 days (probably more like 5.5 atm).

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don't overlook us
twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1245338872348905473

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Why Spain is always the forgotten guy on everything? is not fair, *achoo*

return to carcosa?

O shit, am I a Spreader

Definitely not a coincidence. I see stars from my garden for the first time ever. Do hope the greenhouses are ok..

>IT´S JUST THE FLU
ES SOLO UNA GRIPECITA
>IT´S JUST THE FLU
ES SOLO UNA GRIPECITA
>IT´S JUST THE FLU
ES SOLO UNA GRIPECITA
>IT´S JUST THE FLU
ES SOLO UNA GRIPECITA
>IT´S JUST THE FLU
ES SOLO UNA GRIPECITA
>IT´S JUST THE FLU
ES SOLO UNA GRIPECITA

This is just like my nipponese cartoons!

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>Coof

Is this how it works?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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AMERICA

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Our superior German genes save us again.

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Los Angeles seems clearer but that might be due to no ppl driving lol

What do these numbers mean when Ecuador reports 79 deaths and I've seen more in just the videos?

guess we find out in the next couple of weeks if CHina was lying or not

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It's only started this week
Wait till every shithole goes like this
These hit home for me...

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Sad true...

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Oh shit.

I think i might have the flu.

>tfw 0 deaths in total

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>play games like children?
You answered you own rhetorical

Remember that replying to green people is like licking door knobs or toilet seats.

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