You will be infected unless you reply to this post

Coof

But I'm immune

Hitler did nothing wrong. Murdering kikes is the best thing to do.

coof coof

oh can't you?

Coof

*coof*

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please no!!!

coof coof

based

give

*coof*

Nigger?

Coof coof... I dont feel so hot
Just the flu

coof

i don't wanna die :((

this is a *coof* reply

...

Gay

Stay inside coofer!

I am a survivor.

I AM IMMUNE!

you don't look very good rn bro

Coof

coof coof

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Le coofer

then get some alex chiu eternal life rings

Ok

Nothing burger.

Reddit is awesome. Change my mind.

Everything's gonna be okay New Zealand bro.

Nothing burger.

Why tf these niggers bugchasing so hard

You know, from personal experience after having seen a thousand "post in this thread or X will happen", it seems to me that the safest way to go about your business is to not do what OP says. I never reply what the OP wants and what OP says has never happened. Just something for every turbotard out there to chew on.

Nothing burger!

pls

nigger

for the first ten minutes*

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Immune masterrace ftw

Green coofers must be quarantined.

COOOOOOOOOOOOFFFF

*cof*

COOOOF

It's too late for me

spare me coofchan

But what if I want to get infected? Oh damn it

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IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

*coof*

I'm infected with coom

N I G G E R

*coof*

YOU CANT INFECT ME NIGGERS IM IMMUNE

hallo

test

GAS THE KOOFERS

Coof coof, i dont feel so good

cooof

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Praise Nurgle fuckers!

Coof

Coof

yowsers

COOF COOF NIGGER

The virus is transmitted by coofing on other posters?

I REFUSE TO CATCH THE COOF

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I replied! I replied!

OOOF

Oh god. I’m gonna coooooooof

HAIL NURGLE

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Uh oh
I feel a little something

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coofing intensifies

when posting in a infected thread you have a chance to get infected too

No if a coofer replies you will be coofed and become a coofer.

how i get green?

Inhale my coof nigger.

Ima cooooof

If a coofer like me reacts to you you will be coofed upon and become a coofer.

Intentional Expsoure shall make me more powerful than you can ever imagine.

Until you realize the comments are literally either puns or le funny inside jokes on every single post. I used to use reddit, left for like 5 years, came back to read a post, first comment was about a "banana for scale" just like 5 years before that. Fucking pathetic.

get infected for long enough
and post a lot in infected threads

I already feel a lot better thanks

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Based as fuck

test

I want to be coof

*coof * *coof*

FUCK THE COOFERS!

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Oh god I'm gonna COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFF!!!

You’re looking a little green around the gills user

coof coof virgin coof

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You won’t escape the coof nigger.

okay coofy