And no one ever figured out that phone posters were immune

That Stacy was built for bbc not that nerd.

But you'll always be gay

Airplane mode on then off and you are cured

Let's see

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Shhhhhh.

oof

OP you lying mother..

We are??

I dont think I'm sick and I'm on phone posting so maybe things are alright then

Well you're not.
But I am.

How do you k ow this.

Windows phone doesn't count you fucking faggot

Just look at me.
I'm healthy as a horse.

Fucking leaf, give me your virus!

I’m on an iPhone

Bruh I'm on phone rn

Where are those made?

Coof coof

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Me too..

Spectacular forehead

was it made in wuhan?

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wow thanks for letting me know!

Sent from my iPhone

??

am i infected?

Hm?

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My guess is that the more you post the more chance you have on getting infected which means you have to quarantine until its over or you get permabanned (which probably is a total meme).
Problem is that Yas Forums-users are the most chaotic spastics out there going around screaming for their next HAPPENING basically infecting all boards and leading to what the jannies want, revenge for all the shit we give them.

Don't think anyone is immune, this is my 4th post today so lets see if I'm don goofed (and i usually never post btw)

I don't have a smart phone. I used to, but I hate them.

We need to identify ...

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Phone

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I was infected after a single post

Maybe it's just Androids?
Androids are not human and therefore can't get sick.

I only interact with the noninfected so I'll be fine

Fake news

you really think so user?

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MOMMY

Nothing burger

Feels good to be immune

Seems like a nothing burger to me.

Fag and checkpilled

a japanesa brekafast

I'm a have nothing burger.

With all my heart.

Phone poster here, just woke up. Testing for infection.

Lets see if its true

Not the phonerinos!

Not the least bit true.

it’s true, i am god

benis

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Testing for infection...

Max comfy phone posting

iOS master race wins again

Wat?

i really appreciate that. you know, i used to be self conc-cough coughs ahahem pardon me user

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yes, user?

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Don't mention it.
But would you mind standing over there please.

Testing

>getting the flu
>ON Yas Forums

Fo real

Posting on my phone rn

Phoneposter