Immune Testing Thread

>IMMUNOCHADS TESTING THREAD<
You are REQUIRED to reply to a biohazard poster in this thread to prove you’re immune.
Uninflected and infected welcome! You’re not a beta who can be infected, right user?

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BUILT FOR BBC

Anchor post, prove your immunization!

tfw aliums DNA

I M M U N E

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Uninfected

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Swede here, we just reached herd immunity

Thanks to denial, i'm immune.

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WHY DIDNT YOU WASH YOUR HANDS? YOU HAD ONE JOB

Me and my cousin touched wieners

Mushrooms? Disgusting.

*cough*

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Not me

I'm immune to all diseases fuckers

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BWC baby

BUMP

Kööf

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Immune and OP is gay.
>coof

Safe

He's literally eating fungus. Virus don't mean SHIT to him.

i'm alraedy infected desu ne

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>lick

Cuck

not anymore bitch

Jill is my waife

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C O C K S

You absolute bafoon!

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>mfw immune
feelsgoodman

Nice, see you in another life, fagits

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Cough just a flu breh

All you coolers sure are trying.

Built for bbc, infected, checks out.

Bros, I don't feel so good. Could be as well that I live in leafland

>quads
>delicious boberry

I'd fuck her all day every day

but alas I am but an incel.

mfw im immune

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checked
*snifffFFFFF*

Of course I am immune

...

I'm immune.

test me daddy

hahahahahaha

Reply

im immune kids

Immunochad checking in

hydroxychloroquine azithromycin

fully immune

Immunochads rise up

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True CHADS

You fool. the infected will harvest your blood.

What sucks is that some of you idiots are going to waste your precious posts you have left by doing coof postings and tonight there will be juicy threads you want to comment in, but you can't cuz you were chasing lulz being an idiot. This is Yas Forums tho, what do you expect

COOF

coof coof

Nigger

non infected aryans RISE

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Mutts law

Mamma mia.

What did he mean by this

Heh you'll never get me coofer

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Coofing intensifies

Purge the unclean.

By the gods of thighs, I better be immune so I can sniff brappers again.

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Finnish genes keep me immune

Not once in the past 4 year have I been chosen for the April fools posts with exception of that whole team peep/pb one.

are we gonna make it lads?

only betas are infected

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thread

Mlpol was blessed

I feel fine.

coof

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imagine the smell

er user...

*coof* uwu

Coof coof.

...

immune

If you roll odd and your post is adjacent to a glowie, you get infected. Evens are safe

seeinfected
next postinitial symptomsmore infected

It's beautiful. Imagine the taste of the wet pussy

It means that alledgedly you get banned when you turn fully green and if tonight someone drops some good info on a topic and you want to ask a question, you won't be able to bevause you fuckdd around all day saying " coof", or whatever it is you chuckle fucks get off on

checking bitches

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Feeling pretty confident

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Chasing lulz is all that matters user

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coof?

imagine missing out on going green

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STAY AWAY FROM ME *COOF*

I'm safe, niggerlover.

Test

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You said it you are now fucked

>He doesn’t know how to ban evade.
You’re a fucking retard

Braaaaaap

Gay

immune, u fuckers

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Got the ol'e covid, have we?

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Testing immunity and shadow ban

I beat my slaves

Purge the infected

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Coof. No

Someone explain wtf Is going on here?

Definitely shadow banned

...

Submitting my dna to 23 and me

hm

Interesting hypothesis. It makes sense but I’ve also heard of an incubation period of a few posts before symptoms begin to show.

I just woke up. Why is everyone coofing?

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I'm IMMUNE nip

Why? Coof

Millions of niggers will die

test

Let's see how this goes

It's April Fools day. So the boards have become infected. We're surrounded by shitskins already, now I have to deal with this shit

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Why are people green? Wtf

>:(

I am God

coof motherfucker

I'm just checking to see if I'm infected.

What do i have to worry about

i am
I M M U N E
M
M
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*COOF*

Superhuman

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gay

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Niggers

Checked

It was pretty funny, it was hands down the best one because it pissed off everyone and it was rediculous to see so many photos of those ponies dressed in nazi uniforms, also if someone actually believes in the whole stormfront bullshit, it had to really get under their skin and piss them off, I don't think storefront posters ever recovered from that because that was the day it really began to die off. April fools posts here are prob taught in private seminars on how to subvert a group or idealogy because god dam is it effective... it's amazing how with a little humor and a little fun, you can get people to enjoyably take some time off. I wouldn't be surprised if this could be used to combat Islamic extremism via memes online among the youth

Bots and shills are the only ones infected.
>tfw

Start shitposting, feacal oral transmissions confirmed. Coof

INFECTED

An algorithm is "infecting people" for an april fools joke. First you notice small marks around your "Anonymous", then your text box turns slightly more green, then you get a biohazard symbol like me. people are trying to work out how the transmission vector

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testing?

So how to you get/avoid getting infected?

can't touch this

We are all coofing here. Why not join us?

I gots the most potent shit. My GIFT is *coof* absolute fire. Who wants to get pozzed from Big Daddy Coof?

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Sure I cant be infected

At least let me get green too

Saying COOF is what makes it appear. SAY IT WITH ME LADS COOOF

>people are trying to work out how the transmission vector
stay away from italian and spanish posters

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Coof

Immunomutt here

That would throw my theory right off. Maybe I need to lurk more and look for patterns

Stop speaking Vietnamese