PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE REAL FAST AND FURIOUS EDITION /ptg/

What is going to happen when portubro gets quarantined?

Who immune and feeling good here?

>wake up
>go to /ptg/
>green shit everywhere
>what the..
>see date
>do 360 and walk away
see y'all tomorrow

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She posted her tits for Jackie Yas Forums during hwndu though

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trump is a kike shill

I knew she wouldn't.

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Nipple Rings

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He's not "in it", but there's also no competition right now. No primaries, no debates, no conflicts betwixt the two, etc.

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Hey, brit fag. Why'd you suck off Tyrone?

at least i am not a chocolate this year

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>mfw a bunch of people forgot that we're in the middle of primary season

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Why'd you suck of a nigger?

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Who is Joe Biden

Have shills taken off today?

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It's nice they added a feature to see all the glow in the dark CIA niggers

I'm merely pretending, got infected on purpose to show it can't kill white people.
I'll just dance it off

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OH FUC-

The age of American hegemony is over.

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>This will be then end of Drumft part 6 Gorillion: This time we really got him.

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>U.S. is expelling border-crossers to Mexico
Umm, what?

AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT CAPTCHA.

Good, intervention is gay

Every brick and mortar gun dealer in America should be open right now. If yours are closed, bitch loudly. They are essential by Federal Guidance.

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What's the endgame of this April Fools' joke? Will there be zombies? Or really only just green borders?
Don't @ me if infected or Portuguese

>The age of American hegemony is over.
It's ogre. Pack it in lads.

If your IP is originating from Israel, you turn green. Even behind a VPN

>What's the endgame of this April Fools' joke?
EVERYONE IS GONNA DIE! READ THE PASTEBIN!

look at her ugly chink face and soulless eyes lmao
>we saved the world
>by infecting it
thanks zipperheads

>reading the pastebin
Can't get me TrumpOP

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COOFERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

JOEGANG AGAIN BEING THE MOST MENTALLY FIT, HIGH-EARNING, HEALTHY, ARGUMENTATIVE, AND RESPECTABLE ECHELON OF /ptg/

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China?

HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN

I love my immunity

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While looking for signs of NOT LOCKED DOWN FREEDOM.

I noticed these Mexican Destinations on this sign, while watching an episode of SJT.

Are they related to the problems we are having with immigration? Maybe I don't see so good.

sign photo: source youtube.com/watch?v=7uzyj-jlXk0

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Bruh, you infected.

What's up with the green shit

>>what's up with..
AOC resigned and CALEXIT HAPPENED this is the end result of the Green New Deal.

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It’s an epic prank

Lighten up and have some fun.
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODF

what do you mean?

Must suck if someone uses tomorrow

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I can't wait till Coronavirus 2, Electric Jigaboogaloo.

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what are you saying? I feel fine

Shouldn't have been playing Ookie Mouth, ngmi

From a GOAT episode:
youtube.com/watch?v=bcwp6F8Mb2M

why's that?

Check your name

HEY ANONS, PROVE YOU ARE WHITE

A small number of cards has been lost from a complete standard pack.
> If I deal among four people, three cards remain.
> If I deal among three people, two remain
> If I deal among five people, two cards remain.
How many cards are there?
> Only the top 1% of whites and no non whites will get this right

NON WHITES AND INFERIOR WHITES WILL GET ARRESTED BY THE HONRARY ARYAN POLICE

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I always laugh when the subject of a nakedly totalitarian state pretends to offer an opinion. Fucking Chinks think it's racism that we hate them when it's the fact they are fucking zoo animals that causes us mostly to detest them.

damn joke is messing with my filters

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All infected will be deported to 3rd world countries
All clean will become new Americans

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>251380223
Hmm

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testing

of course the moor is infected right off the bat

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coof coof coof coof coof

Filter non-American flags, should be good after that

yes I agree, tomorrow theme is absolute kino

Your mom is infected

INB4 4Chins makes MSM for (((tastless april fools day joke, pretending all posters were infected with the deadly Trump made virus)))

and namefags

I'm developing a slight sneeze and itchy throat vros

JESUS CHRIST FUCK CAPTCHA. FOR FUCK SAKES SOMEBODY NUKE THOSE PIGS.

that's what happens when you fuck around with blown out roastie MILFs

no u

import | backup /some/place/4chnx.json

pic: Another shot of the little ticket shack from the SJT video..

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it's called allergies user

KAG

DUMB CUNT

Michigan Democrat Governor Asks Feds for Hydroxychloroquine to Treat Coronavirus, Four Days After Banning Use…

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Coronavirus State Infection Rate
March 31

Format
State: [total infected % of pop.] (+change from previous day), [positive test %]
(The positive test % serves as a poor man's confidence level. The higher percent, the less likely they are testing enough and so the real infection rate is likely higher)

NY: 0.391% (+0.045%), 37.031%
NJ: 0.210% (+0.023%), 40.845%
LA: 0.113% (+0.026%), 13.440%
MA: 0.095% (+0.012%), 14.105%
CT: 0.088% (+0.014%), 19.360%
MI: 0.076% (+0.012%), 39.035%
WA: 0.072% (+0.003%), 8.374%
DC: 0.070% (+0.000%), 13.175%
CO: 0.052% (+0.006%), 19.305%
IL: 0.047% (+0.007%), 17.016%
VT: 0.047% (+0.006%), 6.894%
RI: 0.046% (+0.008%), 12.311%
GU: 0.042% (+0.007%), 15.682%
GA: 0.039% (+0.010%), 25.443%
PA: 0.039% (+0.006%), 11.676%
NV: 0.036% (+0.003%), 9.437%
TN: 0.035% (+0.007%), 8.732%
DE: 0.033% (+0.006%), 7.777%
IN: 0.032% (+0.006%), 16.144%
MS: 0.031% (+0.003%), 20.943%
FL: 0.031% (+0.005%), 11.120%
ID: 0.029% (+0.006%), 9.191%
VI: 0.029% (+0.000%), 19.231%
UT: 0.028% (+0.003%), 4.791%
MD: 0.027% (+0.004%), 10.044%
NH: 0.027% (+0.004%), 6.408%
WI: 0.023% (+0.001%), 7.215%
ME: 0.023% (+0.002%), 4.741%
MO: 0.022% (+0.005%), 8.324%
CA: 0.022% (+0.003%), 29.070%
SC: 0.021% (+0.003%), 19.003%
WY: 0.021% (+0.004%), 5.693%
AL: 0.020% (+0.001%), 13.642%
OH: 0.019% (+0.002%), 7.533%
MT: 0.019% (+0.003%), 4.482%
AZ: 0.018% (+0.002%), 6.654%
AR: 0.017% (+0.000%), 8.068%
OR: 0.016% (+0.002%), 4.991%
AK: 0.016% (+0.001%), 3.205%
ND: 0.016% (+0.002%), 2.866%
HI: 0.016% (+0.001%), 2.582%
IA: 0.016% (+0.002%), 6.730%
NM: 0.015% (+0.002%), 2.515%
KS: 0.015% (+0.002%), 7.891%
NC: 0.015% (+0.002%), 6.648%
VA: 0.015% (+0.003%), 9.328%
OK: 0.014% (+0.002%), 31.494%
KY: 0.013% (+0.002%), 8.678%
TX: 0.013% (+0.003%), 8.527%
SD: 0.012% (+0.001%), 2.906%
MN: 0.011% (+0.001%), 3.180%
NE: 0.009% (+0.001%), 5.704%
WV: 0.009% (+0.001%), 3.910%
PR: 0.007% (+0.002%), 16.667%
MP: 0.004% (+0.000%), 100.000%
AS: 0.000% (+0.000%), 0.000%

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ABSOLUTELY
DESTROYED

What are you doing, portu-user? Stop posting and shelter in place!

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TRUMP IS SO FUCKING UNPOPULAR, HE CAN’T EVEN GET ABOVE 50% IN A CRISIS, WHEN LITERALLY EVERY OTHER LEADER CAN
TRUMP IS TOAST IN NOVEMBER

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Bitch is STUPID

Might have an allergic reaction to cum

Where's your hydrochloroquine miracle cure now /ptg/?
ITS DOESNT WERK

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>all 20pbtids get quarantined
>threads are ultra comfy
>we see who are jannies and come back immediately

but it does.

>If I deal among four people, three cards remain.
remainder 3 of anything below 52 divided by 4. options: 7, 11, 15, 19, 23, 27, etc
remainder 2 of anything below 52 divided by 3 AND one of the above options: 11, 23, 35, and 47
remainder 2 of anything below 52 divided by 5 AND one of the above options: 47.

pretty easy to get to the answer, 47.

> MP: 0.004% (+0.000%), 100.000%
WUT?

Can it cure these infected anons here
No it cant, give up and die

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>251381668
they have two cases and have performed two tests

Guess you could tell South Korea that

Things.... just did not work out.

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Trump supporters are uneducated shitbagz who unironically vote against their own economic self interests

burgers, sons of bitch. french South region multimillions masks order has been raid on the tarmac of the chinese airport at the last minute by burgers who paid cash the double. the plane land in US instead of South France. apparently it's they are doing it everywhere.

who need enemy with friends like this. we won't forget.

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Tucker said they banned Bolsonaro tweets over saying people shouldn't sacrifice both the economy and themselves since an economic colapse would worsen the problem, they actually banned his tweets about hydroxychloroquine, our media called him a retard for telling the Brazilian army to mass produce it about 20 days ago or so, he said he did so because it wasn't expensive and it was shown to be promising, look who is the retard now