DON'T MOVE! INFECTED ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE THIS BOARD. ONLY UNINFECTED USERS MAY PASS!
DON'T MOVE! INFECTED ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE THIS BOARD. ONLY UNINFECTED USERS MAY PASS!
event 201
No evidence of human to human transmission so far user. We're working on a cure!
COOFERINO
Oh I pass. ;)
Jacinda protects me
I wished I had gotten one of those NBC suits before all this.
test
I'll just move right along then
I'm perfectly fine, user. No sickness here.
?
Well fuck
Let me pass or I'll coof on you. Don't worry though, it's a normal coof.
I feel great.
Just a cold bro
kill me brothers "Coof" i have been infected by the pangolin-bat plague "Coof"
ddont come near me covid niggers
Captain! Captain! Containment breach! We have containment breach!
..
Fucker tried to bite me, thankfully it's just a scratch, I'm fine sir
Nigger
COOF COOF COOF COOF
I feel fine I swear!
COOF COOF COOF COOF
I hope i have the Kung flu so i can infect you all.
GGRrrRRaaaaAa
DONT WORRY BOIS BACKUP IS HERE
I looked outside the thread and saw this, what is going on?
I was *coof* feeling bad this morning *coof* but now I don't feel sick at all. Don't *coof* mind me I am just going to *coof* some other boards to party.
I'm fine, I just need to buy some toilet paper.
That's me!
its just a nothingburger go back to sleep :)!
So, what is the solution to the infected problem?
K
I'm coming through.
ROLLING
Glowfags thinking they can infect me with (You)han by replying to me.
No problem gentlemen, I'll just pass right through then
I'm just here for the body pillows man, just hit me up will you?
>teleports behind you and coofs
let me pass, I'm healthy!
Coof
coof coof
I'm good officer
Can you use a body bag as a sleeping bag?
nothing wrong with me
I member!
may i lick your boot ma'am?
I'm good
im fine
I'm clean OP. I've taken all the proper precautions.
Embrace the *coof* lads....
*coof*
I'll be on my way, do you mind?
What the FUCK is this green shit?
THIS IS ALPHA TEAM, WE NEED IMMEDIATE EVAC, THERE ARE TOO MANY INFECTED, PERIMETER HAS BEEN BREACHED, I REPEAT PERIMETER HAS BEEN BREACHED.
Don't coof on me .
*coof coof* don't mind me....
WHO says not to worry about it , were good meme flag faggot
just walking get thru to the next thread stopping to get a check up tho
Im TSA , ill do pat downs on the infected to confirm
Guys I cut a whole in the fence, lets go to Yas Forums.
ok
It's over "coof" "coof"
Just scan my forehead bro, I swear I'm fine.
Nothing burger.'
Nothing burger,
Try and stop me
OH GOD IM GONNA COOF!
I feel just great OP
COOF COOF
I thought i had to go in quarantine
It appears we are past the peak
Coofers get the coffin
those masks are so gay with the filters inside the cheeks.