THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
CORONA VIRUS HAS MADE THE JUMP TO Yas Forums.
BRIT/POL/ HAS BEEN COMPROMISED. LOCKDOWN AND QUARANTINE HAS FAILED. VENTILATORS HAVE BEEN RESERVED FOR ANONS OF IMPORTANCE.
CLAPPING FOR THE JANITORS WILL BEGIN AT 8PM FOR THOSE STILL ALIVE.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
Brit/pol/: RISK OF INFECTION: HIGH
Brody Russell
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Adrian Ramirez
Nadiya Husseins willy
Evan Bennett
First for are Mozza
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Cameron Fisher
>coof
Adrian Wood
Quarantine all at-risk people (over60s or over70s, depending on how strict you want to be).
Test them all.
Infected ones get fully isolated.
Non-infected ones have to avoid certain busy areas as a precaution.
Spend lots of money keeping the over 60s happy (chauffeur them about, let non-infecteds meet up in managed groups etc.). You could even build entire pop-up villages for them in the long run if need be.
Let basically everyone else go about their day. Quarantine infected people and test all the people they know and quarantine the positive tests.
Test all inter-county/state travellers.
This would have been far, far less expensive than what has happened (which is an overblown mess).
Asher Mitchell
coof test
Christian Lopez
Reopen spoons
James Williams
Caleb Cox
Josiah Gray
I'M ILL
Tyler Mitchell
>'80 per cent of patients on ventilators will die': Grim warning given to volunteers at NHS Nightingale hospital who are warned 'be prepared to see death'
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>i-it's just a flu, bro
Parker Ortiz
it's coming straight for me
Brody Martinez
All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain, we can be like they are
Come on baby, don't fear the reaper
Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper
We'll be able to fly, don't fear the reaper
Baby I'm your man
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
Valentine is done
Here but now they're gone
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity, Romeo and Juliet
40, 000 men and women everyday, Like Romeo and Juliet
40, 000 men and women everyday, Redefine happiness
Another 40, 000 coming everyday, We can be like they are
Come on baby, don't fear the reaper
Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper
We'll be able to fly, don't fear the reaper
Baby I'm your man
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
Love of two is one
Here but now they're gone
Came the last night of sadness
And it was clear she couldn't go on
Then the door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew then disappeared
The curtains flew then he appeared, saying don't be afraid
Come on baby, and she had no fear
And she ran to him, then they started to fly
They looked backward and said goodby, she had become like they are
She had taken his hand, she had become like they are
Come on baby, don't fear the reaper
Cameron Baker
do jannies get priority in greggs?
Xavier Ramirez
Ignore martial law
Go and enjoy the sun, everyone else is doing it, they can't van us all!
c u later lads, i'm off the post office
Jayden Moore
Owen Turner
bastard that ye are
Cameron Hill
lulz
Justin King
Ignore green nonces
Landon Lee
>i-it's gonna get worse, a-any day now!
>But Italy is already past it's peak daily new cases
>NOOOOOOO IT'S GONNA GET WORSE REEEEEEEEEE
Brayden Mitchell
Why are you doing this shir?
Jason Wood
the angles that are being overlooked:
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Nicholas Cruz
she cute, love the hair
>"oi m8 u got a fresh air licence"
Joshua Wright
Join us
Benjamin Ward
Lol ur banned
Jack Jones
because it infects you lad
*vomits in your face*
Juan Cook
excuse me what the fuck
Ryan Martinez
BUCKET RESIDENCE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING
Carter Robinson
Digits confirm my bastard diagnosis.
Alexander Robinson
April Fool's Day, lad
Owen Cruz
I would like to have a discussion with him about the Grey Knights desu.
Christian Hughes
/cvg/ predicted this
Isaac Nelson
Moshi-moshi? Priti desu
Sebastian Richardson
Hunter Wilson
Best HibernoBrit
Benjamin Anderson
Laura, I know you're here. Lemme wank me willy on those titties you titcow.
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Aaron Watson
i don't know how to tell you this
Jacob Gomez
skipped to a random point in the video
>literally quite literally, and i mean that very literally in the most literal sense
Juan White
Spare a thought for are NhS lads
Nathaniel Foster
The last chuckle brother has carona
Isaiah Cox
immense day in History, April 4th 2020, the future PM wil take control of the Labour party
Angel Gomez
based MRLP
Nathan Torres
Which supermarket has been the best supplied in your area, lads? Here, it's Lidl. Every shop is bare but Lidl is always restocked.
Thomas Bailey
21-Mar: "Germany omits most deaths with other pathologies", Spanish biologist
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Thomas Robinson
2 metre, you!
Josiah Gomez
Ken Loach?
Brandon Davis
Hi tweeple. Whats your flavour of outrage this afternoon?
>R NHS
>The economy
>Staying in (WHAAAA I only get to go out once)
>Boomers
>Clapping for care workers ( days old but still crying )
>Social distancing
>Queueing to get into a shop
>Have to cut my own hair REEEEE
>Other peoples homes
>Working from home and not getting the 80%
>Not working from home getting 100% but wanting the 80%
>Sports cancelled
>Corona virus might delay the release of the next gen consoles
>Using projectors to show slides on the news
>Women’s eyebrows
Isaiah Brooks
All roads lead to Rome
Isaac Sanchez
Michael Nguyen
THEY DON'T LET ME POST THE KRAUT/POL GENERAL
IT'S (((THEM)))
CORONA IS A PSYOP TO REMOVE DISSIDENTS
FUCK THE MODS AND THEIR JANNIE FRONT
David Garcia
Based
Alexander Martin
My state has more ventilators than the whole UK. LMFAOing at NHS.
Jordan Ward
Brandon Powell
Hahaha. Just came to have a giggle at all the Seething brit nothing burgers.
Kevin Lewis
>tfw nugbu gets the coof
Christopher Adams
Interesting that the infected anons universally have the worst opinions. So the anons who spend most time on Yas Forums and get giddy at the new game replying to infected so they can be part of it are also brainlets.
Ryan Nelson
Marks and spencers, very little people there and has nice bread. Iceland was almost empty this morning
Luis Williams
which state?
Jeremiah Harris
>>Have to cut my own hair REEEEE
seeing the torment of the spiceboys who usually get their skinfade topped up three times a week has been incredibly cathartic
Asher Harris
You're gonna need them you fat cunt.
Joshua Roberts
today's update is probably going to push the UK CFR up to 95% or 96%.
Jack Long
Angel Diaz
And you've test more people than any other country. Just like tick Trump you don't understand per capita
Christian Hall
t. Mainstream media informed intellectual
Ryan Richardson
ventilators don't work. they don't stop cytokine storms.
Ethan Nelson
Dylan Ross
Yeah and watching grown men spazz out over clapping for a week now LMFAO. 'Men".
Aaron Sanchez
Adrian Gomez
Alcohol does though.
Lucas Carter
when china kills the chuckle
Julian Wright
Gavin Carter
no greggs because of coof
fookin disgootin
Jason Wilson
Are you outraged that you're a social media outragelet?
Owen Watson
Can't trip, I can't cope without my yous
John Torres
Based and outraged pilled
Isaiah Sanders
honestly thought he was dead
James Martin
The Germans have the best detection, actually.
Normal flu doesnt even get counted as a cause of death. But now anyone with Corona who dies is getting reported as dying from Corona. It's BS.
> If someone dies of a respiratory infection in the UK, the specific cause of the infection is not usually recorded, unless the illness is a rare ‘notifiable disease’. So the vast majority of respiratory deaths in the UK are recorded as bronchopneumonia, pneumonia, old age or a similar designation. We don’t really test for flu, or other seasonal infections. If the patient has, say, cancer, motor neurone disease or another serious disease, this will be recorded as the cause of death, even if the final illness was a respiratory infection. This means UK certifications normally under-record deaths due to respiratory infections.
>Now look at what has happened since the emergence of Covid-19. The list of notifiable diseases has been updated. This list — as well as containing smallpox (which has been extinct for many years) and conditions such as anthrax, brucellosis, plague and rabies (which most UK doctors will never see in their entire careers) — has now been amended to include Covid-19. But not flu. That means every positive test for Covid-19 must be notified, in a way that it just would not be for flu or most other infections.
>In the current climate, anyone with a positive test for Covid-19 will certainly be known to clinical staff looking after them: if any of these patients dies, staff will have to record the Covid-19 designation on the death certificate — contrary to usual practice for most infections of this kind. There is a big difference between Covid-19 causing death, and Covid-19 being found in someone who died of other causes. Making Covid-19 notifiable might give the appearance of it causing increasing numbers of deaths, whether this is true or not. It might appear far more of a killer than flu, simply because of the way deaths are recorded.
Lincoln Wood
I know a bloke who met Barry Chuckle's son.
Said he's right up himself, and an utter cunt.
Nathan Garcia
>NOOB
heh
Aiden Bell
> b-b-b-but muh HURD IMMUNATAY!
Go back to licking used toilet paper, fucking useless britbongs couldn't even exterminate themselves without pussying out.
Noah Miller
>Don't worry, there are plenty of ventilators, our 50,000 more nurses are working flat out to treat those in need, all the shops are full of food and bog roll, our 20,000 extra police officers are out to protect you, the economy is in great shape thanks to our measures since 2010, and all we need to get coronavirus done is permanent emergency powers and the end of your freedom and democracy.
Hudson Taylor
t. got a D in GCSE science.
Luis Hall
>State Department abandons calling coronavirus 'Wuhan virus' after Donald Trump holds talks with Xi Jinping and says China's president wouldn't lie to him
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>trump trusts the CCP
Gabriel Howard
that was the other one
ken russell
Andrew Lopez
And one more thing: "Excess deaths" are, ironically, common. Very common.
Here is another example from Italy in mid-March of 2017.
VERY HIGH EXCESS DEATHS. But no one cared then, and everyone got to go about as usual, and there weren't mass lay-offs.
You're getting duped into accepting decades worth of austerity and lowered wages.
Leo Thomas
>/cvg/ trusts the daily mail and daily express
Jaxon Perry
maybe you should have watched it from the beginning
i would add time code if that was the thing
Julian Rodriguez
Bless you based Mozzposter.
Stay safe user.
*claps
Cameron Adams
miss him
Joseph Gomez
have you ever spat cum onto the carpet of a travelodge?
Logan Barnes
who is this fucking cutie?
Gavin Mitchell
Dont believe you lad. My mate met Johnny Vegas and said he was a fucking legend. Asked if he could get any bud, haha.
Jaxson Wilson
>you will never be tuss enuss
Ryder Brooks
i wanted to meet the ultimate warrior at whsmith but all i got was the bushwackers
still outraged to this day
Brandon Bailey
reminder that you get permanently banned if you get infected.
Ayden Rivera
should have listened to him... :(
William Carter
Someone needs to put a baby I her. Also Woes needs to hit the gym ffs m8
Levi Foster
nope
Kayden Reyes
Newfag
David Rogers
>tfw herd immunity
Anyone who is infected is not a true Brit. True Brits have herd immunity.
Ryan Walker
>Typical Irish man
Charles Rodriguez
how do you explain china's population dropping by 1.5%+ in less than 4 months?
Ayden Wright
We will finally be free. Thank god.
Daniel Cruz
>and Huawei 5G is still going through
We China now
Isaac Parker
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