THIS IS NOT A DRILL

The beginning of the end.

Coof.. cooof. cooof. ahem.
this is not a ho..coof.. ho.. coof coof hoax

you must be fun at parties

They'll never take away my freedom to coof

It's just a joke user, they'll be back tomorrow.

April fools day. You are probably toast for the day, but you'll be back at midnight.

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good.

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How do we get better

I DON' FEEL SO GOOD

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100 posts in a single day = ban
6 hours without posting (if infected) = ban.

my virus ip is 3 day banned bros it’s real

I ain't afraid of no pussy virus.

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I haven't had sex in 8 years and now I get infected?

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Is it just every 10th post gets slapped green?
or are there triggering words for it do you figure

Nothing burger

Where's our fish medicine???

You look very healthy to me :)

/mlpol/ was the super April Fool's.
Prove me wrong.

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I don't know
I only posted like 4 times today and i am green already

true

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GOLDBERG WAS RIGHT

am I a coofer now?

We need to find a cure, if not we are all fucked.

It is a lie! It is all a hoax! They aren't being banned!

nothing will ever top /mlpol/. we must not let that all-time high ruin all future april fool's

nice source

Test

Return to jesus and repent.

The cure is shindemasu

Dividing the entire board using a random number generator was my favorite April fools

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Slight infected user

Burn em all!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!

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Nork-style healthcare?

I’m safe!

bunch of coofers

Fuck off, newfag. It was in the first locked thread. Find it yourself, I'm not spoonfeeding you.

Instead of executing the infected, execute the chinks for starting this shit
Not referring to the board ofc

Test

shut up fuck you're infected too
someone pozzed your neg hole tbqh

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its just the flu bro

Fuck all you coofers I hope your bat aids gets you before you can get me...

Who has a better chance of survival? An infected or a tranny after they had their dick snip surgery and everyone abandoned them until they eat a bullet from massive depression stemming from their mental illness?

Fuuuuui

Fuck jannies

Nooooooooo!!!

You rang?

Journalists are the real disease.

>*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF*

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Testing...

>supposed automatic ban from infection
>can appeal
fake AND gay

They wanna steal our doubles! Filthy admin system.

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creme gang

t, party pooper

>shindemasu
ok gimme some. I dont wanna be pozzed.

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I have to buy toilet paper.

I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA... I.. AM... GON.... COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

i got coofed on too much goys

kill me

I have the herp

Testing

Infection shit is also based on RNG. boohoo faggot

Judging by your id, id say they got the wrong guy. :^)

251377043

dont coof on me, giving (you)s is how it spreads

i'm terminally ill, waiting for my sentence. Someone report me

Do we need to riot? Will rioting save us?

OH MY GOD MY CAPTCHAs ARE TAKING FOR EVER! IM GONNA COOF!!!

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Hope i didn't coof too much

Lol that was fun as hell

>Chink
>Sick

He came out of the woods and had a conversation with me about loosing his kids in his divorce.
Later I met Billy again, no shit, he waited on me in a gas station drive thu window.

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*coughs*

Fuck this thread

Glowies getting terminated

Haha, get fucked infectoids

They can unban faggot.

I miss the ubermensch /fitlit/

No u

Spit in my mouth, get me all super-infected

your *cooof* name... *coof*.. it's corr*coof*upted. do you *coof coof coof* see it? you're one of *coof coof* us now *coof*

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Creme supreme, peeps did 9/11

Them pony fags ended up being alright

NATIONAL-IMMUNISM

Taste my nutty goodness and coof my bunghole.

but will they?

Coof coof coof

I had a teacher in the 5th grade who used to call me a party pooper for being a contrarian.

お前はもう死んでいる

based

just checking my infection status

This?

fuck the infected!

Happy April fools day, faggot

KILL HIM

test

April Fools Day Joke
Today is 4/1

...

Uzbekistan built a hospital in 5 days for 20k people.

For (you)

Añon I...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN INFECTERINO

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I am scared Bros I don't want to be hauled off the Mongolian basket weaving forums!

i assume if you reply to someone thats sick you catch it

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Last year's putting likes on posts wasn't bad.

bug chasing faggotron give me the poz

And that’s a good thing.

you can have my ventilator, I.m not going to make it....

Shutup newfag shareblue

that's great it all started with an earthquake, planes, trains, and areoplanes. lenny bruice is not afraid.

This aint no virus

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Thanks user

Better maintain social distancing and lurk

just unplug your modem bro lel

Test.

I wanna catch it from communist bro.

K. Keep me posted

*the entire site

Shitoer

Time to ban all mutts and chinks

>je6iw
>JEW

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IT'S ALL OGRE NOW

whats going on?

Daily reminder coofers get the rope

this is how you kill pol
retards start playing retarded games and everything becomes unusable.
kikes win

Good. These, trying times of crisis, sometimes justifies drastic measures.

Gibsmedat coof

I dont want to be banned bros... Its too fun here...

Stop being such a hysterical bitch.

They are going to reset it. If you are bored enough to just play around with this infection stuff and get distracted so easily you should probably be muted for a while anyway.

jesus, I’d ban you for being a dimwitted stick in the mud and I’d be justified in doing so.

Aw sheeit

I tested poz for corona yesterday and I can still post here just fine.

hey anons what's going in in this thread *coof coof*