/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2806 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

Muh nothingburger

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Hillary has been oddly silent through this whole thing. I wonder why?

all blessings argiebro

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At least 1,200 NYPD police officers and staff have tested positive for the coronavirus

Cloggies gonna die

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STOP, IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TO US WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IMMUNE AAAAAAAAÀAÂÃAÅAAAAÁAÄAAAAAAÂAÅ

am i green

Chimp out when?

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If this faggot virus kills John Prine I'm going to cry like a faggot

Robert gota cuik jands Jilok arum de rum jiguentel yusisplan Jisgota
Rolled cigarrett Jayingot yismond jisa cowoy kid
Yeachifon six chodergon Injisdadis closet inabox of fonding
Andot iven nou guajat
Batis comin for yu yeajis comin for yu Aldioder kids Guida pamparaqui
Yubeder ran beder ran Autron may gon Aldioder kids Guida
Pamparaqui Yubeder ran beder ran Faster dan may ballet Aldioder kids
Guida pamparaqui
Yubeder ran beder ran Autron may gun Aldioder kids Guida pamparaqui
Yubeder ran beder ran Faster dan may ballet

My uh-

My chest is feeling kinda tight user...

I really hope *coof coof* -

I really hope I don’t have coronavirus...

The WHO said it’s noth-nothing to *coof* to worry about.

Bill told me t- *COOF* to buy the dips and I did

This is all a nothingburger, r-right user?

*COOF COOF*

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>no deaths in my municipality
>nothing waffle confirmed
>we in the geen boiis!!!

*ahem*

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/immune/chad where you at

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I can't die a virgin. Any cute boy wanna fug

Dying a virgin is based.

Right here

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bunker bf

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>less than 25 infected in my gemeente
>zero deaths
Things are good for me too brah.

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Healthy
Now!

Cab't see much with all the green lol

>ATTENTION: The vaccine against SARS-ChN-4 has been found
D-did we just lose bros?

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Israeli Rabbi Shalom Arush corona virus is for non Jews (Goyims)

youtube.com/watch?v=ksB99EzEKVo&feature=emb_title

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Los Angeles? I'll let you buy me stockings.

Uma delicia

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>check the green text

> ANY NEWS FROM LOMBARDY?

news.yahoo.com/amphtml/suspected-sars-virus-and-flu-found-in-luggage-fbi-report-describes-chinas-biosecurity-risk-144526820.html

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One size fits most

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>tfw my nose has been running IRL since I became a biohazard

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It's just a flu bros

Every time I see a qt girl eating a burger I have to think of her farting and stop being attracted to her

I AM GOING TO UH AH CUUUUUUUUUUREEEEEEEEEEE

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IN AMERICA

PONCH = PPE

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Getting tired of seeing sick boomers.
Am I fucked because of this?

>tfw red area
>tfw 13 deaths in the same elderly home just this week
>about 57 elderly left living there

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Die you green faggots. I hope you take out more jew yorkers with you on your way to hell.

am i infected lol

May I have the virus?

Nope, we fine

No, im pretty sure it's normal.

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>this shit causes brain necrosis
What have we memes into reality

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lies

Take Israel too.

Overijssel will blow

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Argiebro. There's a spider on your shoulder!
aPriL fOooooooOOlLlLLLzzzz!!

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 188,647 (4,059) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 102,136 (9,053) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 72,914 (793) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,605 (433) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Turkey 13,531 (214) Austria 10,444 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 5,812 (203) Israel 5,591 (21) Sweden 4,947 (239) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,703 (41) Czech Republic 3,330 (32) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 3,092 (104) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Chile 2,738 (12) Romania 2,460 (86) Poland 2,347 (35) Philippines 2,311 (96) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Japan 2,178 (57) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Pakistan 2,042 (26) Thailand 1,771 (12) Indonesia 1,677 (157) India 1,637 (45) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Finland 1,446 (17) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Mexico 1,215 (29) Panama 1,181 (30) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +117 (+6) Spain +6,213 (+589) China +36 (+7) Germany +1,106 (+18) Iran +2,988 (+138) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +264 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Portugal +808 (+27) Brazil +95 (+2) Israel +233 (+1) Sweden +512 (+59) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +62 (+2) Czech Republic +22 (+1) Denmark +232 (+14) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Romania +215 (+4) Poland +36 (+2) Philippines +227 (+8) Thailand +120 (+2) Indonesia +149 (+21) India +240 (+10) Mexico +121 (+1) Serbia (+1) Estonia +34 (+1) Hungary +33 (+4) Kazakhstan +29 (+1) Senegal +15 (+1) Honduras +31 (+3) Belarus +11 (+1) Bolivia +8 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago +2 (+1) Bangladesh +3 (+1) Togo +2 (+1) Sint Maarten +10 (+1) Pakistan +104 Finland +28 Croatia +96 Slovenia +39 Hong Kong +50 New Zealand +61 Ukraine +24…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Can i get a coof?

>feel most alive when everyone's dying and confined at home
I didn't ask for this, but I ain't complaining.

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So many green posts AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

YES HAVE A COOF

COOF COOF

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> only one case so far

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coof

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I can't get infected, I'm the protagonist

The incidence of influenza during the Epidemic of 1918 was lower amongst Blacks than whites despite 500,000 Blacks moving from the the North to the South from 1916-19 during the Great Migration.

Any OG cvg folks have the screenshots of brazil CDC user from back in january? think it was posted around the 25'th of january after he and his crew had screened the genome for the first time. Need some hopium in these dire times

Isn't that an aprils 1st joke?

Can anyone post the updated version, please?

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coof coof coof *blood‘s coming out of my lungs*

Fuck this was joke

We must do Corona-chan's work and infect all other boards. Those paranoid fuckers on /k/ figured it out real quick and are now avoiding replies to anyone green. But, from my own infection, I recall that my name didn't even get corrupted on the post immediately following my first reply to an infected user. If our population of non-infected posters deliberately infect themselves and then immediately post replies on /k/ that are likely to get (You)'s, we can still break them. It is our duty to infect the most stubborn strongholds first. All the other dominoes will fall from there.

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After moving beyond Diabetes Chan in the World Daily Death Charts with an all time personal best of 4,535 kills, Corona Chan finds herself chasing down Trachea, Bronchus and Lung Cancers who are currently in 6th place. Will /ourgirl/ beat the 4,679 target to go 6th today? More news at 10.

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Bless

nurgles blessings upon you

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the yee yee ass post above you must become true

I hate turning green. Make it stop now.

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900k tonight. 1 mill by friday

F my boy. Remember Jan van Speijk.

Coof

This duel might actually get interesting.

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>gayposter is canadian
who would have thought

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it wont update until 1 mil you quarantine bussy

Denomination is neccessary or soon we'll have to paint her without skin

Is anybody still doing the herd thing?

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1 million when?

Mexigirl (male), constantly pines for bunker BF in every CVG

What is your endgame?

how to e green pepe?

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Lets meme it so that it only affects weed smokers in that way.

any updates on Italy? we are going to surpass you in a day or two pasta bros haha Euro cup 2014 is happening again

Honestly not a lot of recent successes , but live off the 17th century if that’s all you’ve got

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posting to check my immunity levels

gayposting just feels good

I am the last uninfected it seems.

maybe thursday if it goes up 20k more

Yeah they just don't tell the peeps what they're doing.

31st of January.
He basically said 3 key points
>Italy would be one of the first countries hit first
>Brazilian bats would cause the virus to mutate to a 15%+ kill rate
>the beginning of the happening would occur March
It’s actually fucking bizarre how accurate he’s been so far.

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Sweden, I think that's about it now, even the Dutchies are in soft lockdown mode.

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Go post something on /k/ now that you're infected.

Reference:

I've been off of porn since my state (wa)went in lockdown
>have mental clarity again
>find 'average' women attractive
>found a new job that gave me a raise and opportunity for wage increases in the future

Feels good anons

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If you're young and healthy you will only be fucked if you get exposed to a large viral load

>09:35: 6,213 new cases and 589 new deaths in Spain.

Nothingburger confirmed

Hug me greenfags :)

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O rly?

I want a quarantine bf :(

Coofers can't triforce.

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I'm sorry my son, but your too late in asking. Mr Peabody's coal train done hauled him away.

We need a vaccine bros..... *coof coof*

iwonic

*crunch crunch*
It’s nothing bros.

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>my girlfriend
>chad is holding her like he owns the bitch
that's some fine american cuckoldry

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Well now we wait a year or so until it is properly tested and produced

>Work alternate days now
>Bought oven
Time to try baking.

You faggot

instagram.com/tv/B-a1nrmDeVA/?igshid=x05sehixqoto
Spic showing dead in NY

twitter.com/hotpinkchihuah1/status/1245239780176056320

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PRAISE KEK AND YOU GUYS GET HEALTH AGAIN

Hugs from muttland.

I'm not a faggot

Coof me brudda

Too much green *coof* *coof*

This one?

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Test

Neither can you by the looks of it

weird, I'm glowing green on 4channel but not here

neither can you
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Reminder that bunker bfposters are gays and trannies

ahhh Did Ecuator went full Bolsonaro and never went into a lockdown until it was too late?

do whatever

Jesus fuck what the fuck is happening in South America?

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Hmm, trannies are still faggots (in denial)

>251377145
Thats not the one im talking about. This guy showed his timestamped brazil CDC badge in the OP post. He talked about his collegues in the states having some sort of fallback type of deal to handle it if it went way out of hand.

IT CAN CAUSE HEMORRHACIG NECROTIZING ENCEPHALOPATHY
>IT CAN CAUSE HEMORRHACIG NECROTIZING ENCEPHALOPATHY
IT CAN CAUSE HEMORRHACIG NECROTIZING ENCEPHALOPATHY

>As the number of patients with COVID-19 increases worldwide, clinicians and radiologists should be watching for this presentation among patients presenting with COVID-19 and altered mental status.

pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187

It can breach the blood-brain barrier and cause brain damage

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Please spare me Corona-chan

Yeah, you kinda are tho.

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HAIL KEK
>HAIL KEK
HAIL KEK
>HAIL KEK
HAIL KEK
>HAIL KEK
HAIL KEK
>HAIL KEK

Very nice, thanks.

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I'm not a tranny

Still not infected.
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nor can you lemme guess,summerfag 2013

All heil

High five

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY IS IT *COOF* GREEEEEEEEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFING

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>For the feels
Carry on

>south america
Nothing unusual down there, user.

Oh god I feel something now.
HELP ME ANONS.

At least 6 million infections

>251377512
No, there was an even earlier post by a brazil user.

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Czeching my poz status
Inb4 already pozzed cause leaf

looks like they've went full-speed past herd into hell

They must be sleeping from working hard all day :)

The virus doesn't have to breach the blood-brain barrier in this case, it's destroyed by intracranial cytokine storms

>mfw this is yet another mutation of Corona
What if the reason everyone is going SHUT IT DOWN is because Corona is nightly mutagenic?

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He's infected with the Big Nose Syndrome.

Sup, bros, supercarrier here. Just take some vitamin C, you’ll be fine.

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Here I go!

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>there are so many dead bodies left on the streets it can be up to 4 days before they are collected up in refrigerated shipping containers

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The day of the rake is today. Coof coof sneezle

sneeze

the cure for green is more green

RIP

It was a larp - archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/241173013/#241191564
Someone found the "badge" the faggot used as proof.

Oh that one. I remember that but that was like in January like you mentioned. He said something about the lungs being filled with blood or some shit like that.

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Gif quality sucks ass

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Got some leftovers you might like

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Interdasting.

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How come the critical workers are all underpaid?

Am I immune?

How’s Gary?

# 251377651

> cbt
> throatfuck
> brain fuck
> asphyxiation
> guro

Corona-chan is a fucking beast, and She knows it!

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It's over

Bat soup for leftovers

who knows nigger

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The hospital ceo needs a second corvette

Because uh, because they are unskilled workers and don't deserve it!

Apparent Super spreader here, I’m asymptomatic, haven’t been tested, but can tell from the pattern of people getting sick around me that it’s highly likely I am a Super spreader, what’s the best course of action?

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Yesss

UMA DELICIA

>It's over
It’s not yet begun.

You're not a chick...

Celebrities are unskilled workers

>China says they have 1,500+ new cases
Lmao I guess they realized their charade wasn’t fooling the round eyes.

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I'm immune right

I swear to God if people don't wise up after this, I'm checking out lol

Why not

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>literally kills your lung tissue greatly reducing your ability to respirate oxygen
>suddenly other parts of your body start dying
Gee how did this happen?

Not true. They are very skilled in cocksucking and being an insufferable bitch.

f

Japan’s not gonna make it....are they?

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FOR THE HERD!

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Because girls don't exist on the internet, unless you post boobs and prove it

im immune

Coof