I want to take this time to remind everyone:

Does anyone knows what boards are safe yet?

Now what about closing our browsers?

it's just the flu *coof coof* i'm fine stop fussing over *coof* me.

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See you on the other side fren.

No one is safe. The only winning move is not to play. You can't get infected, if you don't post.

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safe is a patriarchal concept user...quit being a shitlord nigger.

HERRO I COOF ON YOLL KEYBOARD U HAV COOFS NAO OK THANK YOU PREASE SPLEAD COOFS TO ALL FLIENDS AND FAMIRY

Is there a reliable test to know if I'm infected?

Noob

Germany save us

Phew that's good news

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Science niggers are always trustworthy and never corrupt shills.

Fucking shit ban me already

Did someone order *COOF* with extra RONA-sauce?

No fuckin way

coof

It's fine bro, i'm just havin a couple'a coofs, nothing wrong with me

Coof on me greetards

Lurkers will inherit the board.

Oh fck it’s spreading online? Shut down the internet!!

*coof*

so if I respond to a chink, I won't get infected?

Should we wear masks?

Do i have the rona??

>sticky
Also, no coof on me

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All infected user must visit synagogue now

DO NOT REPLY TO INFECTED POSTERS

Posting in a sticky!

Fuggg:D:DDD

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Fucking reply to me and catch the COOF!

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The 4WHO is a bunch of lying niggers!

bruh mode

Yeah just reply to my post, and if you don't glow you're immune :)

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THIS STICKY'S JUST ANOTHER TRAP TO HELP SPREAD THE VIRUS FASTER

FUCK YOU WHO NIGGER, I'M LURKING FOR MY SAFETY NOW

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Fuck this shit I am gonna start hoarding

I think it's contagious only if you're in close proximity of a greenlad

No board is safe the only thing you can do is now by making white babies to ensure white race survival

Everyting unda contrrol

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Everywhere is safe, it's just a flu.

Thanks Jannie, it would be a shame for you to catch it.

Coof coof

Also jannies get the gas.

Sticky wtf is going on?

Up yours WHO Chinksect

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Based and pinnedpilled

posting in a sicky

*COOFS* will draw chicks, It's better than AXE-deoderant, *COOF*. I'm alraedy fucking your sisters, both *COOMING* & *COOFING* = WIN WIN

(you)

None but my post is safe. You can reply to it all you want trust me.

Testing

Spam gets more people banned than this new virus. Literally a nothingburger.

Masks are not recommended at this time, because if they were people would realize that China bought up all the masks while lying to everyone about the disease.

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Is there any chance of a lockdown

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I can't wait for my quarantine ban from this place so I can actually go and do something useful like watch porn.

Nigger listen to me your faggot corona chan don't infect Chad pajeet

It will have lost all meaning. Remain fags will rope themselves.

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OP LIES Don't Trust Labcoat Niggers

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nice try kike. i'm not giving any (you)s today

You wear a green hat

based jannies know the truth

It's a nothingburger, nothing to see here.

can confirm

test

I demand the COOF

news.yahoo.com/amphtml/suspected-sars-virus-and-flu-found-in-luggage-fbi-report-describes-chinas-biosecurity-risk-144526820.html

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kek

feels good not being infected I gotta say

NO ONE IS GREEN
ITS ALL TRICKS AND CRISIS POSTERS
HOW MANY VIDEOS HAVE YOU SEEN OF POSTERS GETTING INFECTED OR BANNED? NONE

What will happen to us, are going to reddit?

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WE THANK THE JANNIES FOR THEIR REVOLUTIONISING EFFORTS IN CONTAINING THE VIRUS FROM OTHER BOARDS

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Get coofed on there is no such thing as a safe area from the WU-FLU

It's just allergies, guys.

True

ok

Coof, hug a coofer bro

Dont be racist to coofers

WHY CAN"T I CATCH IT

Guys, did I get the AIDS?

A great way to shut down discussion about a real life issue.

>251369485
Bullshit. To prevent infection, reply with > NOT >>

Whats WHO? Is that the Flu or a pack of Joos?

Coof

Jesus fuck, is this real life? FUCK CHINA AND FUCK THE WHO NIGGER.

coof

Its just a flu bro.
A NOTHINGBURGER

FUCK JANNIES

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It's just being green bro, being pink kills more ppl

>3
GIVE ME VIRAL LOADS

Anyone under 60 will get better after just a few posts, only oldfags will get banned. Just the flu bro

I'm white, so I can't even get infected. Cope niggers.

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Imagine being unironically green, bunch of losers I swear

is it safe?

Testing

Come on guys we can't be rude to the glowniggers. That's racist, we should make them confortable by hugging them

based, stay safe

Give me your gift

soon

*COOF* , your welcome

Coof coof

France is blacked.

it is a lie!!!
chynx payed commie

Howd I get it then?

Coof

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Because there's nothing to catch! *coof*

>Imagine not being immune
lel

Fucking bug chaser
>leaf flag
This post checks out

>trusting a chinese puppet with your shitposting safety

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DONT COOF ON ME

Pretty sure it has an incubation period. I was fine until I went to sleep, then woke up in the CIA

come hug me leaf bro, i'll poz you up

Oh shit I just coofed for realz

*coof coof coof coof cooooooooof COOF* Oh sorry user didn't see you there.

Why contain it?
ACHOoooooooooooooooooooooo

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>No poster to poster transmission
Do NOT reply to slide threads!

Buy toilet paper before it’s too late!

why is this stickied jannies

Coof, coof >Coof, coof Coof, coof >Coof, coof Coof, coof >Coof, coof Coof, coof >Coof, coof Coof, coof >Coof, coof Coof, coof >Coof, coof Coof, coof >Coof, coof Coof, coof >Coof, coof Coof, coof >Coof, coof

>go to Yas Forums to see how are they handling this
>board still full of COOOOOOOOOOOM shit

LMAO never change,Yas Forums

Look at your names, you guys have it too now! ITS SPREADING FAST!!!

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It's already inside you

Ayy

>Anonymou͜ś

Uhh herro, yes can I prease have bat soup? Thank u verry much

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Yes. DO NOT change your plans because of this. Go eat in a green neighborhood and hug a green user.

You right I haven't posted in hours and I'm fine

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>new fags can’t mind over matter health

based
*coof*

Liar!

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I need your poz load

I posted too much good night

Safe

>

Sure,sure, but first remove your occupation troops from our territory. Your bunch of B61-12 stays here of course for our purpose.

test

Wut?

testing

Wow this thread is literally e-Wuhan

It feels good to be healthy tho

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Why shouldn't we trust him? If I got the coof, I'd wanna be treated in china

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That's what I said....

Your ID

fuckin hell wish they'd never even read ur post

I wonder if I'm safe

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Gib me your coofs

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Jokes on you i bought a mask

Thanks WHO!

Am I fected

This guy has been bought out by china so anything the WHO says is shilling for chinese interests. They literally sent hundreds of millions of dollars to his country as bribes. Its so transparent and Sargon did a video about it a couple of days ago.

Clean for now

*hack wheeze*

Daily reminder that fucking canada is the worst country in the americas

YOU'RE ALL INFECTED

alright

am i safe

If i reply to this guy will i get fected

Kek

if you say so

no one is safe

>no bans were officially confirmed by mods
>omg the end is nigh
take you meds schizo, this is a nothing burger

Can I still eat green anons boipucc?

Whats going on

>immune

couf man

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IMMUNE BROS, QUICK, GET IN THE CAR

WE HAVE TO RUN THEM OVER, GET YOUR GUNS AND FIGHT

OH GOD WHATS GOING ON I JUST WOKE UP

not me

What about cases in Taiwan?

Still a nothing burger...

i am

im white so ill be fine

aaa

Doomed

gross you infected cunt

Seems legit

Oh god

Did it work?

Practice digital distancing!
Going out of gov approved websites is not essential browsing!

>Trusting china
>2019 AD

also yewt mode

And of course I'm next to an asian. Yuck.

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Guys maybe we should just take this on the chin, let it sweep through and we can have herd immunity in a couple of months.

I didn't reply to anybody, I didn't even post
I was (you)'d in a mass reply

It can happen to you too

>Green texting infects you
Reminder that everyone should not be using green text.

Stay away

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ohh great Nurgle

based

you are catching it fucko, run as far as you can

coom

Still healthy
And I still got love for the streets
still no love for police

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>251375586
t-thanks, but keep your diseased LEAF ass away from me!

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Based jewperspreader

COOOOF

>thinking koreanon is asian

Did you just Coof on me

April fools is gay

You look fine to me user.

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Imagine being a coofer.

> digital distancing!
Postal Distancing

That's how you slow the (You)han virus

not me faggot

coof coof

Just flatten the curve bro.

Nurgle

Gayreeks get the coof

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF

Don't talk to me you koofing kike

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coof

poz for the poz god

based mods pinned it

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Shalom golem

>251369485 Sticky▶
death to coofers

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GIVE ME THE COOF