/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2805 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

► Detected: 874,561 (+16,241) ► Died: 43,428 (+1,126) ► (Reset: -14:28:04)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.3x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,499 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
ATTENTION: The vaccine against SARS-ChN-4 has been found
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"Flu deaths" include all pneumonia deaths, virus rarely confirmed
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UK doesn't report deaths outside hospitals
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Virus can travel 8 meters, stay in air for hours, says MIT
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Spain doesn't report cases discovered post-mortem
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>RESEARCH
Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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45 doctors have died in Italy during the outbreak
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r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
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N95 masks can be reused if dry heated at 70 °C for 30 minutes
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Virus spreads through pipes
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>REMINDER
Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
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China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
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Infected in Sudan only discovered post-mortem
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
09:42: 2,987 new cases and 138 new deaths in Iran.
09:35: 6,213 new cases and 589 new deaths in Spain.
09:30: 142 new cases and 2 new deaths in Malaysia.
09:17: 1,189 new cases and 123 new deaths in Belgium.
09:15: 695 new cases and 19 new deaths in Germany.
09:03: 149 new cases and 21 new deaths in Indonesia.

>SOURCES
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It's time to wake up and smell the coffee, folks. Today we've hit an all time low in new infections and recoveries have seen a massive surge. I mean, come on, THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING, guys. At this point, even the most schizophrenic happeningfag must have realized that this happening is already on the verge of being over. Give it a few more days and we'll have a China situation in Italy wherr the virus is no longer spreading at all. So, get it in your thick deluded schizo brains and ACCEPT that this has been a nothingburger all this time! ACCEPT that this has been a massive overreaction from the WHO, who just 10 years ago changed the definition of a pandemic so they can shill H1n1 vaccines. But you don't care! You never have and you never will because you're too busy going HUHUHUUUHUUUUUUUUUEEEEEAAAAABEXTINCTIOOOOONHHUUUHHAHAHAHAHAGGAGAAHHHALLMUSTDIEHAPPENIIIIIIINGHHHHHHIIIIIIIII

Gary
>Dead: 43,327
lol, still only 43,327.
How many days has it been stuck at 43,327? Four days? Five days?

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>627 infected
>17 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic.

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There will be a last post during this one. Lads. It's not long before we are all infected
Run for the doors
Evacuate the board
GET OUT

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Weird how /cvg/ and boomers are calling it a hoax but the MSM is in panic mode, was the opposite a few weeks back. MSM was playing it down.

*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFS*

You get infected by replying to someone infected. (check names carefully)
Don't reply to anyone using >> to be totally safe.
Others cannot infect you, it's always your own fault.

STILL NOT INFECTED U LOWLIFE

>1.1k death with Italy, 0.5 Spain, UK, France and US yet to report

5k deaths here we come

Summer is early this year unfortunately

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>"DUDE APRILS FOOLS LMAO LETS RUIN A WHOLE DAY OF NEWS BECAUSE OF MEMES XD"

not only normies need a hard reset,you idiots too

US will bomb China for this.

Take a seat, user. Corona-chan will join us soon.

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yesterday was biggest surge yet
>denial stage

Rioting will begin soon and economy will collapse

IT CAN CAUSE NECROTIZING ENCAPHALOPATHY
>IT CAN CAUSE NECROTIZING ENCAPHALOPATHY
IT CAN CAUSE NECROTIZING ENCAPHALOPATHY
>IT CAN CAUSE NECROTIZING ENCAPHALOPATHY

IT BREACHES YOUR BLOOD-BRAIN BARRIER
ITS OVER

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coof

Ok virgin

uwu

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greens = normalfags that can't not socialize

Reroll

le giant nothingburger

Gary I love you!

oh no no nooooo

explain

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Is this some existing character or did you just make an all green Corona cariant?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA INFECT ME

Bros... I thought I was safe... Help...

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Israeli Rabbi Shalom Arush corona virus is for non Jews (Goyims)

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Nonono

Neurological damage of the brain

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hey I wanna thank argiebro for baking these breads, my hard drive is now filled with loli smut thanks to you

Ignorance and denial will get you nowhere.

I love you too, as a person, as a human being, as a friend. If a lot of people love each other, the world will be a better place to live. You are part of our family and we love you very much, as a friend. But you are sort of like our son too, and we will help you anytime.

It transfer to real life

Nigger

Goddamnit Mini, it has been two years already.

Cure check

It's Mint from last year's April Fool's. That one is coronachan edit.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 188,639 (4,059) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 102,136 (9,053) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 72,914 (793) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,605 (433) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Turkey 13,531 (214) Austria 10,418 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 7,443 (160) Brazil 5,812 (202) Israel 5,591 (21) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,699 (40) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,330 (32) Ireland 3,235 (71) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Denmark 2,860 (104) Russia 2,777 (24) Chile 2,738 (12) Romania 2,460 (85) Poland 2,347 (35) Philippines 2,311 (96) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Japan 2,178 (57) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Pakistan 2,042 (26) Thailand 1,771 (12) Indonesia 1,677 (157) India 1,590 (45) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Finland 1,446 (17) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Mexico 1,215 (29) Panama 1,181 (30) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +109 (+6) Spain +6,213 (+589) China +36 (+7) Germany +1,106 (+18) Iran +2,988 (+138) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +238 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Brazil +95 (+1) Israel +233 (+1) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +58 (+1) Czech Republic +22 (+1) Malaysia +142 (+2) Denmark (+14) Russia +440 (+7) Romania +215 (+3) Poland +36 (+2) Philippines +227 (+8) Thailand +120 (+2) Indonesia +149 (+21) India +193 (+10) Mexico +121 (+1) Estonia +34 (+1) Hungary +33 (+4) Kazakhstan +29 (+1) Senegal +15 (+1) Honduras +31 (+3) Belarus +11 (+1) Bolivia +8 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago +2 (+1) Bangladesh +3 (+1) Sint Maarten +10 (+1) Pakistan +104 Finland +28 Slovenia +39 Hong Kong +50 New Zealand +61 Ukraine +24 Morocco +21 Lithuania +44 Armenia +39 Lebanon +16 Bosnia & Herzegovina +31…

>FULL LISTS
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It's over

21 deads Jews want a word with you, Rabbi.

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So... Happening or nothingburger? I'm bored of this already

>Someone is infected
>When he gives you a (you) to your post, it appears cured
What did chinkmoot mean by this?

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Its everywhere.

see

>NECROTIZING ENCAPHALOPATHY

Acute necrotizing encephalopathy (ANE) is a rare disease characterized by brain damage (encephalopathy) that usually follows an acute febrile disease, mostly viral infections.

The symptoms of the viral infection (fever, respiratory infection, and gastroenteritis, among others) are followed by seizures, disturbance of consciousness that may rapidly progress to a coma, liver problems, and neurological deficits.

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Literally just a flu, bro.

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A few weeks ago, there were a lot of posts about Brazil and bats. I don’t remember them well...anyone remember? What’s going to happen to Brazil?

Am i still clean?

>dont want to work today
>they take our temperature at the entrance at work
How do I fever up bois?

I have been healed, get fucked.

>Yas Forums level
>not HAPPENING
one job

based dumb boomer

Your lookin pretty green there, m8
Got a loicense for that coof?

>What did chinkmoot mean by this?
Programming is hard.
Especially if you use ancient technology.

where's the video of that california lady with the glasses who talked about 5g corona connection

You are dead for the whole day, lad

Yas Forums BTFO

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someone who predicted italy outbreak has said if it reaches Brazil and mates with the viruses that are native to Brazil and mutates into an even more lethal form

>251369746
You are infected

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Intracranial cytokine storms
Symptoms include altered mental status. Probably the reason for COVID-19-induced schizophrenia reported in Wuhan.

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Holy fook